'Bad Luck' Sequel

(A/N: I promised a sequel so here it is. It is more serious then the last one though the first few chapters have humor in them. If you haven't read Bad Luck then this story won't make sense since I like to link all my stories somehow. It is under the label of humor, angst and is a Waluigi Wario piece with romance for the following couples hinted at: Wario Mona, Mario Peach, Waluigi Rosalina, Luigi Daisy. These are elaborated on more in this story, far more. I hope you enjoy this piece.)

Wario's Plan (Read A/N before starting)

Waluigi lay helplessly in his room gazing up at the roof. The piranha plants in his house weren't rejecting him as badly now that they'd almost lost him, but they were still avoiding him. Wario had built a bathroom adjacent to Waluigi's bedroom in the castle. He'd also locked Waluigi in and barred the windows to prevent another escape suicide attempt by his brother. He visited every day, but this was getting to be like a prison. It was completely out of control now; as often as three times every minute. The doorbell was ringing. Did Wario even know how to open a door?

Downstairs Wario looked at the door in confusion. He saw the knob then exclaimed, "Ah ha!" He then opened the door letting in the guests. "Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, ugh, Mona."

"I love you too Wario!" Mona squealed in delight as she jumped into Wario's arms hugging him. Wario looked disgusted, then flattered, then happy, then disgusted again. He shoved her off grumbling.

The group gathered around the table. Wario opened by saying, "It's been ten months since the event. Have we gotten anywhere with finding a cure?"

"It's a called permanent for a reason Wario," Luigi replied helplessly.

"No one asked you! You'd love if Waluigi stayed like this!" Wario shot.

"Now wait a minute..." Daisy began.

Luigi cut her off saying, "No, he's a right." Daisy frowned at him and shook her head. Luigi guiltily grinned and shrugged.

"I'm not giving up until he has a cure," Wario declared.

"He'll never be cured emotionally," Peach lamented shaking her head.

"Stop with your emotional crap Peach!" Wario barked.

"How dare you, I'm a princess!" Peach shot.

"I haven't made any breakthrough yet. Whenever I find something promising it doesn't even last!" Mario interrupted before Peach and Wario could fight it out.

"Work harder," Wario ordered. "I have Crygor working on it."

"We have E. Gadd working on it too," Luigi said.

"I hate to admit it, but I managed to convince Bowser to let Ludwig and Iggy try and work out a cure," Peach said in embarrassment.

"What!" Mario shot. "How!"

"I went there to see him of my own free will. That alone shocked him. I batted my eyelashes a couple times, had dinner with him, spent some time with the children, then we talked late into the night. Nothing too big," Peach replied.

"Talked late into the night! About what!" Mario demanded.

"Whatever we felt like. We played chess too," Peach smiled.

"What kind? Chinese?" Wario questioned.

Peach glared at him. "That's checkers Wario," she said unimpressed.

"I can play chess! I can talk!" Mario whined.

Peach giggled then suddenly pulled him to her for a kiss. Mario turned red. Peach replied, "Don't worry Mario. My heart belongs to you, no one else."

"Mama Mia," Mario mumbled. "Princess Peach, she makes a my heart go baddabing, baddaboom, baddayahaha," he muttered forgetting it wasn't only Luigi in the room this time. Peach giggled and blushed in pleasant surprise. Wario gagged. Mona awed.

"Mario!" Luigi called waving his hand in front of Mario's face. Mario jerked back into reality.

"Wha! Peach, you a didn't hear that!" Mario insisted.

"Of course not," she replied with a sly smirk. Mario groaned and sunk into his chair.

"Back to Waluigi, please," Wario said, now bored. "There's got to be a faster way than this."

Rosalina hesitated then said, "I... I might be able to help him without using Luigi as my first plan involved."

"First plan?" Luigi asked.

"My first plan was to bring you to the cosmic spirit again. You hit it off with her last time. I thought she'd be willing to fix him if you asked," Rosalina replied.

"Wait, Cosmic spirit?" Daisy hissed as she glared accusingly at Luigi. Luigi blushed deeply and chuckled nervously.

"Never mind. He'll tell you in time. It seemed too cruel though, because she might try to get Luigi to marry her again in exchange for Waluigi. I couldn't take advantage of his self-sacrificing nature. I could go to the star spirits domain and try to talk to them, but I doubt they'll listen. If not, well, I have abilities of my own. My powers combined with Waluigi's spell book and maybe Kammy, Kamek, and Ashley's powers would certainly fix him. How could they not? My powers might be enough with Waluigi's spell book as it is. If that doesn't work I will talk to the star spirits," Rosalina explained.

There was silence as they all thought about it. Finally Luigi said, "It seems like the quickest solution. All we have to do is gather the masses."

"Let's a do it!" Wario exclaimed.

"And hope they can stand Waluigi's smell long enough to carry it all through together," Mona added. The others glared at her. "What?" she asked innocently. The others rolled their eyes.

"Meeting dismissed!" Wario stated as he slammed a hammer on the table breaking it in half. The others pulled back quickly.

From upstairs they heard Waluigi call, "Wario! I told you, that type of hammer isn't what judges use to hit gavels! You're a paying for whatever you broke! I'm useless! Useless you hear!" They heard him burst into helpless sobs. They felt sorry for him, no doubt about it, but it was funny to hear how he was taking it.

Wario scowled then said in a serious tone, "One more thing, I a plan to find the creeps who assaulted my brother. They're going to pay dearly for it."

"Luigi and I'll help!" Mario declared, pulling Luigi to him.

"Wha!" Luigi asked in surprise. "No way!" he added shaking his head. "With my luck I'll a be the bait! They got Waluigi, why not me too?"

"I won't let them touch you," Mario swore. "If they do..."

"That's a more than I was able to do," Wario said in a rare solemn remorseful tone. The others looked pityingly at him.

"I'll help when I'm cured!" Waluigi called from above not wanting to hear.

Daisy worriedly looked at Luigi and said, "Be careful. We'll do what we can to help, but this seems like a personal family matter. We can play spies if you want."

"Okie dokie," Mario agreed, nodding vigorously.