Envy
By: foxdude33
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Fox, or Britney Spears. Wouldn't want to, either.
On with it!
Two short figures waddled down the long, gray hallways of the Great Fox to its Medical Bay.
On the way, a slightly aging rabbit asked a toad: "Why are we going here again?"
"Don't you remember!" Slippy Toad questioned, shocked. The rabbit shook his head ruefully.
"No."
"Okay Peppy, for the last time. We got a new member." he said, gesturing to the Command Center, where a stupidly grinning Britney Spears was messing around with her headset, singing off-key about how annoying she was.
"We're going down to the Medical Bay."
"Why?"
"Fox has a fractured arm, sprained ankle, cracked skull, and a few lost teeth."
"What happened this time? Did he crash the Arwing again?"
"Nope. It's worse this time."
"How could it be any worse!"
"Krystal caught him staring," Slippy stated simply.
Peppy nodded, that fact explaining itself all to clearly.
They continued walking.