YAY!MY SECOND FIC! =v=...

Anyways, i just had a dream about an OC and bel and i was like aksnkdnksnd! NEED TO MAKE A FREKING FIC!

Aanyways, here's chapter 1 :3

Chapter 1

The chances WERE one in hundred.

Bel was hiding in the backyard, he was busy preparing to prank his twin brother. It was revenge for putting poison in his orange juice. He wasn't happy that the prince was out cold for a week, what's worse is that he had to take those disgusting medicines. He thought about the thrill when he gets to see his twin's face petrified as he would stuck a knife on his back. "Ushishishi This will be good." He chuckled evilly. As he waited for several minutes he fell asleep, but a hiss woke him up.

"Hey gay guy! Wake up!" he heard a girl's voice calling him, it was high pitched yet so little…and annoying. He opened his eyes, although he knew no one could see it because of his bangs. He saw as he faced up a girl about his age with curly brown caramel hair and big round scarlet red eyes, she was hanging above the fence of their mansion's backyard. "You know gay guy's who wear tiara's doesn't really bring out the feminine side of you." She said with a proud ass grin. He was pissed with this stupid ass girl who called his crown a tiara, and she called her gay?! Girl or not he's going to murder her. He stood up and brought the knives that were intended to prank his brother and stabbed her arm, she cried in pain while tears were flowing down her eyes. "OUCH! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! IT HURTS!" She sobbed trying to get a grip.

He put on a big Cheshire smile on his face and laughed. "Ushishishi That's for calling me gay and calling my crown a tiara you bitch." He said to her.

She glared at the blonde gay prince, letting out her anger she thrashed around and the prince just stood in amusement. "OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! IT HURTS!" For just a little girl, she had a loud mouth. Realizing while the stupid ass girl was saying shit, he remembered what he was supposed to do. He realized that he had lost his chance in pranking his shit twin brother.

He snapped, "Ushishi You bitch. The prince is not happy with what you caused." His smile grew wider making it a sadistic smile. "You shall pay with amounts of entertaining torture." He reached in his back pocket to get a knife but all he felt were the cloth of his pants, he looked back and saw the knives he had prepared were on the ground. Quickly he got one and was about to throw it to the girl, till he saw no one already. "Ushishi Looks like she escaped from a very gory death, I will surely kill her the next time I see her." He mumbled to himself as he started walking back to the mansion.

"Shishishi looks like you had fun twin gay prince." It was his twin Rasiel. Bel backed up and tried to find the knives that was supposed to be in his back pocket, but thinking back, the knives were still on the ground. But he was too late, his brother jumped on his back and stabbed him with a fork on his stomach. His brother laughed maniacally as he was starting to lose consciousness. "fuck."

He woke up sweating from the weird dream he had, and his blonde hair was all messed up looking at himself in the mirror. He hated that he had a dream about his brother, even think of him made him pissed. It was a good thing that he had already buried him alive and leaves him rotting in the ground! "Ushishi The true prince always wins." What he couldn't leave off his mind was that stupid ass girl who made all that happen, if it wasn't for her, he wouldn't have that scar where his dead twin stabbed him. He washed and brushed his teeth ten times as usual, he wanted his teeth pearl white as he smiles at his dying weak targets. He puts on a fresh violet and black striped shirt, black leather pants, the varia uniforms coat and black combat boots. He stood in front of the mirror and combed his hair downwards making the bags go down and cover his eyes, After a few minutes of hairstyling, it was his favorite part in his morning ritual; putting on his crown. "Ushishi time for the prince's coronation!" He whispered loudly bringing his crown up and slowly putting it on his head. "Ushishi Perfection." He bloated.

He was up, fresh and ready to kill some weaklings today, but that all went away when their long haired shit captain made an announcement. "VRAAAI! STOP TALKING AND LISTEN YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING ASSES!" The loud-mouthed captain shouted to the varia members. "We have a mission today!" He said loudly, the Varia shouted in delight knowing that they get to kill some petty humans. "We're going to visit the CEDEF!" Then there was awkward silence. Suddenly A glass filled with wine hit the captains head, knowing those actions; it was their Boss, Sitting down on his king chair with a straight face and an icy cold glare. The captain spread hateful aura around "VRAII! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR YOU SHIT BOSS?!" Instead of throwing a glass, Xanxus threw the Bottle of wine this time. But the captain managed to dodge it by an inch away! "VRAII! YOU-" another vulgar sentence was surely coming.

"Shut up." Xanxus cut him off, then Squalo immediately stood silent.

"Squ-kun~ Why are we going there? That's no fun at all!" Lussuria complained.

Then another complaint followed. "Muu. I'm not going to pay for anyone's bus fee and entrance fee."

"If the boss is going then I will go too!" Levi said proudly.

"Ushishishi I won't go if I don't get to kill anybody." Bel said bluntly.

"VOII! SHUT UP! WE ALL NEED TO GO! NOW STOP COMPLAINING AND GET THE FUCKING CAR READY!" Squalo furiously shouted at the complaining members. They mumbled and swore to themselves and got ready to go. For Bel, he was disappointed, for he couldn't kill a single person in that place, he would go to mafia prison if that happened. He waited outside of the mansion, he was always the first one to be ready. After a few minutes Everyone was gathered except for their boss, "VOII! WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT DAMN BOSS?!" He complained.

"Ushishi Maybe he ran away scared." A rock went flying towards Bel but he dodged it. "Oya?" After the rock came a low ranking varia member coming out of Xanxus' Room. He fell to the floor with a thud and he was beat to a pulp.

"B-Boss said… He won't come with you…" He said while panting heavily.

"VOOOIII! WHAT THE HELL?! WHY THE FUCK WON'T HE COME WITH US?!" Squalo's loud voice made him cower in fear.

"H-HE S-SAID HE DIDN'T WANT TO GO UNLESS HE ATE IMPORTED LAMB CHOPS! I-I'm SORRY CAPTAIN!" He was alarmed and his arms were in a blocking position.

"WHAT?! WE HAD LAMB CHOPS RIGHT?! WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU USE THAT?!" Then another low ranking member was sent out flying out of Xanxus' Window.

Like the other man, he was also beaten to a pulp "B-but he wanted it spicy with Chili… We ran out of that yesterday…."

"….VRAAAAAAIIIIIIIII!" Squalo's shout made everyone cover their ears and made the two beaten men back up and shake in fear. "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE IF HE'S COMING OR NOT! WE'RE GOING DAMN IT!" He told the Varia member and they just sighed and went in the car, after the members got in the car he faced the two weak members. "VOII! MAKE SURE YOU GET WHAT THAT SCUM BOSS NEEDS! AND TELL HIM HE'S A SPOILED LAZY ASS SCUM!" The beaten up members scurried away with a petrified expression.

Along the way, it was silent. Until their car passed by a boutique shop then Lussuria started ranting on the cut prices. "VRAAAAI! LUSSURIA! GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE CAR!" his hair was literally all over the place from stress.

"No! It's too rare to skip this squ-chan!" He skipped towards the shop and started to look like a girl who just had her fairy tale come true, in the process of waiting everyone decided to get out of the car and take a Lunch break. People made way to let the men in black through, it was like it was obvious that they were top class assassins. Levi stayed in the car, Mammon went to the bank, Squalo went to a beauty product store to look for quality shampoo, and Bel went to the convenience store to buy a magazine to read.

The blonde prince found a convenience store nearby where they parked, he went in and finally found two of his favorite Magazine; Japan hot babes and men's hair and clothes mags. He also found an interesting manga called "blood and gore". He went straight to the exit making the manager of the store call out to him. "HEY! You need to pay for that!" Bel threw his knife next to his face making a scratch on the manger named "frank". The man ran to the back door of the store screaming and Bel Just Laughed, unfortunately, no one was in the store to see The Prince's shining moment.

"Ushishi The peasants are not worthy enough to even see me." He concluded. He faced back to the exits direction and what he saw was a familiar face of a woman across the street walking with a bag of bread; she had curly brown caramel hair and had scarlet red eyes, her skin was pale and her cheeks were rose pink; she was wearing a white dress that made her look like a child. This caught the blonde's attention to why she looked annoyingly familiar, but lost sight of him after a truck passed by, she was gone. He ran out to check if she could still be spotted but she was no longer on the streets.

He was definitely sure that was the bitch that made him suffer another scar from his bastard twin. If he just reacted quickly, he would've killed her in sight. "Ushishi it looks like the prince has another peasant to murder." He grinned and mumbled to himself. He would see her again since it was the first time he saw her in many years, and he knew what town she was living in since he spotted a car key in her hand as she walked by.

He went back to the car and saw the Varia complete, Lussuria was in total dreamland while putting his shopping bags in the trunk and Mammon was sulking in how much money he spent. The Varia was on the road once again, there was only 10 minutes more until they reach the CEDEF headquarters. Bel couldn't stop thinking about the woman, he had the urge to find her and hunt her down. He never fails to kill a target, mostly when he swore to himself he would meet that person again then kill them.

The car was put to stop making him snap back to reality, the Varia members went out the car and a woman with light brown hair and her glasses reflected her purple eyes. "I believe you are the Varia." She stated and made way "This way please." She said with a straight face. The people in the headquarters where all staring at them as they walked towards a room that had a sign "Vongola's External Advisor" They went in and saw the bastard that they all just loved!

"HEY THERE!" he said while having a big grin on his face. He was sitting on his table while crossing his legs. "It's been a while!"

Squalo was the one to snap first "VRAAAI! Cut the crap! Why the hell did you call us her Iemitsu?!" he pointed his sword to Iemitsu and his loud voice made oregano point a gun to his direction while Bel pointed a knife back to her.

"Oyoy! Everyone calm down!" Iemitsu put his hands up while waving it back and forth. "I just came to give you good news."

Good news? Everyone thought? What kind of "good news" could the CEDEF give?! Everyone was silent ecpet for Lussuria who was in a good mood from all the shopping. "Oh~! Do tell!" he cheered.

Iemitsu's grin went wider "YOU HAVE YOUR VERY OWN VARIA EXTERNAL ADVISOR!" he punched the air like a douchebag.

There was nothing but silence and awkward in the air then everyone shouted in unison "WHAT?!"

He snapped and Lussuria was the one holding him back "VROOOI! WHAT THE FUCK?! WE DON'T NEED A FUCKING EXTERNAL ADVISOR!" he shouted while trying to get free of Lussuria's grip. Everyone was on alert and the other members of the CEDEF came crashing in the room surrounding their boss for defense.

"It wasn't on my terms Squalo. It was a direct order from the Ninth." He walked behind his table opening his drawer and brought out a letter. "The words I will say were from directly from the Ninth." He looked at the Varia who seems to have calmed down but was astonished. "He stated: I know it has been a while since the ring conflict has ended, but if ever this situation is to be done by the Varia, their External Advisor will guide them, for it is a external advisors job to do so. Not only that but I want the Varia to have someone who has the will to smile in front of them. Sincerely yours, Timoteo; Vongola Nono."

As usual, his words were always so corny yet meaningful. The Varia can't turn this down since it was an order from the Ninth, and they vowed not to harm the Vongola and their alliances. Not to mention that their External advisor will be one unlucky ass who would have a high probability of dying. And who the hell would have the guts to be their External Advisor?! In Bel's thought, "Ushishi looks like I have a new target dummy~" his lowered the volume of his chuckle so that no one would hear him. Lussuria went to the front trying to get a good look at Basil, but basil was disgusted by this and backed up. "I prithee. Do not touch me, for I will have to put thee in a cell for order."

"Che. So Stingy!" Lussuria pouted.

Bel wondered who would be their external advisor and decided to cut Lussuria's acts "Ushishi May we know who this is?" he asked while having a Cheshire smile on his face.

"About that… SAYUKI! Come in here please! He shouted towards the door.

In about a second the door made a click and it creaked slowly revealing a girl with curly brown caramel hair and had scarlet red eyes. Bel immediately jumped as she saw her. "Boss?" She went in and salute "Meet Minato Sayuki. Your New External advisor."

Looking around her surrounding she finds a man who looks like a woman with white long hair; "How the hell is his hair so shiny?!"

A creepy looking man with a weird spiky hairstyle with a pointy mustache; "….no…just….no"
A man who is clearly a homosexual that had sunglasses on and has a punky mohawk hair; "Oh great… Another homo that can bitchify me…"
A flying baby whose eyes I cannot see; "OH SHIT! HOW DARE THEY CORRUPT SUCH A YOUNG MIND!... wait…. Arcobaleno…."
And a blonde guy who had a creepy smile with a tiara on his head… "Oh shit."

My life was too short. She said to herself.

A/N: okay so chapter 1 is messed up? Review please?