YOGA IS FOR LOSERS!!
Whoosh... CRASH! Aughhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Takeshi looked out the now broken window, with a smug grin on his face. That was the last time Ryo would kick his butt in any board game.
Ten Minutes later...
"What do you mean, I'm punished? All I did was throw Ryo out the window! It wasn't even a tall window!"
"Never the less," said the leader of Exo-Force, Sensei Keiken, "he will be in the hospital wing for a week with a broken tail bone. You should be glad he landed on his butt, and not on his head."
"By the way what is that thing used for any way?"
"I don't know, but I just signed you up for a type of anger management."
"What, beating up a pillow? Punching a robot without gloves? Tying me down with heavy ropes?"
"None of the above. I've signed you up for yoga class."
"WHAT?! YOGA IS FOR LOSERS!! #!#&!!"
"Please refrain from using such language"
The Next day
Takeshi trudged off to his yoga class, dropping AT symbols and AMPERSANDS all the way. He came into a small room with rubber, colorful mats everywhere. He was told to sit on one. In defiance, he threw it out the window. His teacher got him a new one and whacked him on the head with it. The group then proceeded to do a ridiculous looking position involving standing on one's head and sticking their leg in their mouth. Takeshi tried, and fell over, causing snickers and laughs among the group. Out of frustration, he threw his mat out the window again. This time, the teacher, also frustrated by the brat, threw him out the window.
The next week.
"So, Takeshi, what did you learn at your yoga class?"
"Only throw people's stuff out the window if you're bigger than them."
"Why?"
"Because they might throw you out the window."
Author's note- If you haven't figured it out, I have a very low opinion of yoga. I decided to show it by beating up Takeshi.