Hi :)

I have been hooked up on this song called "Dumb ways to die" and now I rewrote it into Merlin lyrics :) I also needed a break from my other story, and this was the result. I have also written the story about this song, "At the tavern; Dumb ways to die, Camelot edition" Please Check that out, and leave a review.

Link to the song on youtube: watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw

Disclaimer: I do not own Merlin, and I do not own "Dumb ways to die"


Dumb ways to die; Camelot Edition Lyrics

Gwaine:

Drink ale till you can't walk up the hill

And then don't have the money to pay the bill

Protect two strangers in a fight

And then save their lives and become a knight

Everybody:

The Camelot way to die

The Camelot way to die

Camelot way to die-ie-ie

The Camelot way to die

Merlin:

Tell my secret to the king

Standing here and about my secret sing

Tripping over a root and fall

Then smash my head into a wall

Everybody:

The Camelot way to die

The Camelot way to die

Camelot way to die-ie-ie

The Camelot way to die

Arthur:

Killing Mordreds psycho-girlfriend

Walking in to a mace with really no end

Trying to kill the dragon on the spot

Pissing of every sorcerer in Camelot

Everybody:

The Camelot way to die

The Camelot way to die

Camelot way to die-ie-ie

The Camelot way to die

Gwen:

Get turned into a deer

Almost gets shot by a bow, to my fear

Trying to kill my man

Turn evil and become Morganas fan

Everybody:

The Camelot way to die

The Camelot way to die

Camelot way to die-ie-ie

Gaius:

Admitting sorcery to protect my boy

Using different poisons like they are toys

Everybody:

Trying to defeat an army of undead

Releasing an angry dragon from his prison

Getting a bit of a sworn into your chest

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly;

The Camelot way to die

The Camelot way to die

Camelot way to die-ie-ie

The Camelot way to die

Mordred:

I cast the enchatment that made them sing

a message from Mordred


Tank you for reading, please review and please check out the actual story behind this; "At the tavern; Dumb ways to die, Camelot edition"

I love you all *gives everybody who reads viritual hearts, pink unicorns and Colin Morgan*

(Even though he is not mine to give away *sad*)