A/N: Okay, so Megeth was talking about the various "ships" in the SK fandom and she mentioned "Seather," which is HeatherXSammy. At first I was like, "that is so wrong," but then I thought about it and I realized it sort of makes sense(emphasis on 'sort of'). I was inspired to write this poem, which is totally weird and it's extreme crack, but it was fun to think like a lovelorn Heather.
Disclaimer: I don't own Sammy Keyes. I don't own the movie Heathers, from which I stole a quote.
I see them walking down the street
Their hands are intertwined
A perfect fit, although I pine
I'm torn over which is better:
Someone learning of my love
Or letting him have her
I tease, I taunt, I trick
But no one notices the truth
Just because I'm so slick
Small, but very devious
In that way, she's very curious
Makes me glad she's still oblivious
Maybe she's one craving I'll never get
Is it wrong to covet your brother's conquest?
No, that commandment hasn't been written yet