Code Lyoko: The Lost Chapters
Authors Note: This story is just a parody, I'm not being serious. I did not make this to impress anyone, it's just for fun. I don't hate Code Lyoko; it's my favorite show in the world and just because I made a parody doesn't mean I don't like the show. If you find any grammar mistakes I don't care; sorry I didn't make a new paragraph for every new thought. If all you can focus on is the grammar mistakes of a story then I feel sorry for you. I won't be offended if you decide to flame me, I understand flaming can be fun.
Episode 1
It was springtime at Kadic Academy and Valentine's Day was approaching. "So are you finally going to tell Yumi how much you love her?" Odd said obnoxiously. "Knock it off we're just friends." Ulrich replied grouchily. "Hey you guys!" Sissi yelled. "My dad said we can have a Valentines dance this year." "Great…" Ulrich said unenthusiastically. "Cool, maybe if your head wasn't filled with hot air Ulrich would take you." Odd said laughing. "Oh, you're such a dork!" Sissi said storming off. Just then the bell rang. "Lunch time!" Odd yelled rushing off.
Later the gang was all sitting in their unusual spots in the cafeteria. "I may have found some new data to save William." Jeremie said happily. "That's awesome." Yumi replied. "But, you all are going to need to go to a new sector I discovered to process the data." Jeremie finished. "Alright lets go" Aelita said. "But, I didn't even get to finish my meatballs." Odd complained. The team ran to the factory. "Ok, guys I'll virtualize you now." The team went to the scanner room and was virtualized in the desert sector. "Now go north and you should see a big hole." "I don't remember that being here." Ulrich said curiously. "I know XANA put it there a little while ago." Jeremie explained. "You sure it's safe to go in there?" Yumi asked. "Well…no." Jeremie said honestly. "Well what are we waiting for let's go!" Odd said motivated. The four of them went down a rope like root. It was silent for a few moments. "Guys…Guys?" Jeremie said worried. "We're here." Aelita replied. "What's it look like?" Jeremie wondered. "It looks like candyland." Odd said mystified. A big rainbow colored Megatank rolled up then. "Why is it rainbow colored?" Yumi wondered. "I'll take care of it." Ulrich said. Ulrich ran up, jumped and sliced its eye. The Megatank started spinning around really fast. "What the…" Aelita began. "Guys run the Megatank is infected with a bug!" Jeremie said but was too late. The Megatank at that moment exploded devirtualizing them all.
"No!" Jeremie shouted. Odd, Yumi, Ulrich, and Aelita went up the elevator and walked up to Jeremie. "Are you ok?" Jeremie asked worried. "Explain this." Odd said and pointed to Aelita. "Badonkadonk!" Aelita said loudly in a heavy set black man voice. For a few seconds no one said anything. "Wha…Wha…WHAT?" Jeremie yelled breaking the silence. Jeremie hurriedly worked the computer. "It seems things in your personalities were altered but sometimes it takes a while for it to take effect." Jeremie said. "So you mean were all gonna be black men?" Yumi questioned near hysterical. "I don't know." Jeremie said looking away. "How long is this going to take to fix?" Odd said worried. "A few days." Jeremie said with a sigh. "What are we going to do?" Yumi said. "Look, just go to bed, I'll work through the night and Aelita don't say a word in class tomorrow." "Ain't no thing baby." Aelita said. On that note, they left and went to bed leaving Jeremie to work.
"What are you doing?" Ulrich said only half awake. He could hear the bed thumping loudly. "Working out." Odd said mostly out of breath. "Why?" Ulrich questioned. "I have to!" Odd said with an unnatural intensity shaking Ulrich. "Geez, you look like a body builder, did you even go to sleep?" Ulrich said now fully awake. "I did… but I woke up at one." Odd said still doing crunches. "You know back in my day the teenagers were well behaved and slept through the night and weren't rebellious like the teens of today." Ulrich said in an old grandma like voice. Odd stopped doing his crunches and stared at Ulrich. "Why did I say that?" Ulrich said surprised his voice normal again. Odd looked at the clock. "Well it's time to get up now anyway." Odd said. They both left after getting dressed to start their day. Later then at lunch the gang met up again. "Have you finished the program yet?" Odd said doing pushups on the table. "No, sorry it's hard creating the program with what little data I have, where's Yumi?" At that moment Yumi burst through the doors of the cafeteria wearing a tutu. "Tell me I'm pretty!" Yumi yelled at Ulrich. "Back in my day children didn't yell at their elders and they didn't dress all hockey pockey like." Ulrich said his grandma voice again. "Guys be quiet people are starting to stare." Jeremie said in a whisper. "Boy, you best sit in your seat! Girl, take your tutu off! And Ulrich stop talking like a grandma or I'll beat all your booties!" Aelita yelled at them. Jim walked up to them and said. "Four hours of detention for all of you!" So they headed on their way to detention.
"Great now I'll never finish the program." Jeremie whispered. Odd was trying to restrain himself by sitting still in a chair but couldn't. He started doing pull-ups using the door frame as a handle. "Good thing no one's here.' Jeremie said. "I wouldn't count on that brother." Aelita said. Sissi was walking to the library where detention was held. "What are you doing?" Sissi said surprised. "Working out." Odd said simply. "Why would a scrawny kid like you be working out?" Sissi said with a smirk on her face. "Oh yeah!" Odd said then took off his shirt revealing his six pack. "Wow." Sissi said in disbelief. "I love you!" Odd yelled then kissed Sissi and ran off. Sissi fainted from the pure surprise of it. "Did you see that?" Jeremie said in shock. "I'm a pretty birdie!" Yumi yelled then imitated a bird while reciting the Canadian anthem. "I've got to fix this, let's go." Jeremie said then they all got up and ran toward the factory.
"I'll call odd, get down to the scanners." Jeremie said then virtualized them. The team ran back to the hole where this began. "Guys, wait a sec, I'm sending Odd." Jeremie said. "Hey guys." Odd greeted them, but they were all distracted then. Aelita was doing a sort of chicken dance and saying "Honk, honk…honk, honk." Then Yumi failing her arms around like some crazy noodle saying "Smells good, smells good."They did this for awhile and it sounded like this. "Honk, honk…honk, honk." "Smells good, smells good." "Honk, honk…honk, honk." "Smells good, smells good." "Honk, honk…honk, honk." "Smells good, smells good." Ulrich and Odd kicked them both down saying "Snap out of it!" "Thanks." Yumi said. "Hurry up and get in the hole." Jeremie said annoyed. One by one they all did hesitantly.
"What do you see?" Jeremie asked. "Well we see two Kankralots and 2 Bloks riding in a car." Ulrich said. "It seems the area your in is made up just of a bunch of random bits of data." Jeremie commented. "That explains why notes from My Inner Life are labeled on the ground." Yumi said. "Why aren't the monsters attacking?" Odd questioned. "It seems this is like a place where they just…have fun." Ulrich said. "There should be a big sphere close by, do you see it?" Jeremie asked. "I see it brother." Aelita said. "Good go inside it." Jeremie replied. They all walked up toward the ball and went inside of it. "It looks like the inside of a tower." Yumi commented. "I'll get our yams." Aelita said then floated up and put her hand on the screen. "You guy defend the tower while she finds the data I need." Jeremie commanded. They all could hear Disturbia by Rihanna play in the background. "I think they know, let's go." Odd said while he was doing sit-ups then the three of them left the tower.
"Here we go." Yumi said in anticipation. William was driving the magic school bus straight for the tower. Ulrich found some C-4 with a detonator then tossed it on the bus and detonated it. "Cool." Ulrich said as the school bus exploded devitalizing all things inside of it. Some Kankralots were heading their way on some segways. Odd in response found a golf cart and rammed them into the ground. "Yahoo!" Odd said as the last Kankralot was devirualized. A giant unicorn with a XANA sign on its back was flying right for them. "My turn." Yumi said as she grabbed a bazooka and shot the unicorn down. "I have the yams, let's peel out!" Aelita yelled. "Aelita's right guys move!" Jeremie commanded. "Why don't you just devirualize us?" Odd asked. "I don't know if it is safe to do that you might disappear forever." Jeremie replied. They all made it out using the rope attached to the hole. Then Jeremie brought them all back and they met back up.
"With the new data Aelita got I should have the cure in just a few hours." Jeremie said happily. The team now in high spirits all went to bed except for Jeremie. However, the night for them wasn't a restful one: Odd rocking the bed doing his various exercises, Ulrich mumbling about back in his day, Aelita ranting about how the man's keeping her down, and Yumi singing "Vroom, vroom goes the car." while hitting her head on the wall. All of them were looking forward for the cure to the virus in the morning. The lunch bell rang and the gang headed straight for the factory. "You ready to be cured?" Jeremie asked happily. "Let's get it over with." Ulrich said. "Ok head for the scanner room and I'll download the antivirus in you." Jeremie said.
Aelita, Yumi, and Odd went first. "Did it work?" Ulrich asked after they got out of the scanners. "It worked!" Aelita said in her normal voice. "Now Odd can go back to being scrawny." Yumi said with a laugh. "Nah, I think I'll keep working out I like the body I have." Odd thought aloud. "My turn." Ulrich said getting into the scanner. A short time passed, and then Ulrich got out of the scanner. "No old lady here." Ulrich said with a smile. "I'm glad it worked." Jeremie said over the intercom. After that the gang headed back to lunch. Once everyone got settled, Sissi walked up to them. "Odd can I talk to you for a second?" Sissi said in a serious tone. Odd and Sissi walked a little ways away. "How do you think odd's going to get out of this one?" Ulrich said. "I don't think he wants to." Yumi said with a smile, pointing at Odd and Sissi kissing. Odd then came back and sat down. "I don't know why but I like her." Odd said trying to explain himself. "We get it." Aelita said then the group exchanged a look.