AN: Hello world of fanfiction!

This is my very first first fanfic! Lets start off with some humour shall we?

In this story/game show/reality show, Link from Skyward Sword will be named "Sky", Twilight Princess Link is "Twilight"/"Twi", and Ocarina of Time Link is "Time"

As for the Zeldas... It will go like this, "SS Zelda" - Skyward Sword, "TP Zelda" - Twilight Princess, and "Oot Zelda" - Ocarina of Time

There are lots of characters I wanted to put into this story but I had to choose only 18 because any more would be hard to work with.

Now we can finally start the drama!

Disclaimer: I don't own any Legend of Zelda characters... In case that wasn't obvious :)


This show starts on a beautiful island... with beautiful palm trees, magical waters, and lovely little creatures...

Well I wish I could say that. Actually, our story starts on a extremely small island with disgusting waters filled with waste, evil creatures that lurk around the forest, and a beautiful smell of poo from the animals around.

Actually this is even a story at all.

This is LoZ Drama Island Adventures!


Darunia was munching on a few rocks in his trailer. Just then the door swung open and a small goron stepped into the trailer.

"They want you at the dock now!" Said the miniature goron.

"Give me a minute to finish eating." Responded Darunia with a hint of annoyance.

"You should stop eating y'know. The camera adds 15 pounds..."

"Are you saying I'm fat?"

"N-no! I'm just saying..."

"Why you little-"

"Relax brother." Another goron interrupted calmly, as he walked through the door. "You ready? The boat is going to arrive soon." He spoke again.

"Fine..." Darunia responded quickly. Then the trio headed out to the dock.

Darunia had a microphone in his hand as he stood in front of the camera at the dock of the island.

"And...Action!" Cried the young man behind the camera. Darunia spoke.

"Weeeeellllllcome to our very first episode of Loz Dramma Island Adventures! On this show, 18 LoZ characters from all different places and times will arrive on that boat." Darunia points to the boat that will shortly arrive at the dock.

"The contestants will split into two teams. Each will be battling against each other in the dangerous challenges that will happen every three days. Once there's only 6 contestants left, they will go into independant teams."

Just then the boat quickly arrives at the dock.

"Oh look! Our contestants have arrived! First up... He's brave, he's adorable, and he sleep most of the time... that's right! It's Sky!"

A young man exits the boat onto the dock and approaches Darunia. He starts to rub his eyes and yawn as if he just woken up. Sky flashes an adorable smile at the camera.

(Insert fan girl "Awwwwhhh" sound here)

Darunia puts his arm around the boy.

"Good morning Sky! How do you like the looks of the island?" Darunia asks with a cheesy smile on his face.

Sky takes a glimpse of the island. At first, he can't believe Darunia even asked that question. I mean come on, look at the place!

"Um..."

"Too slow, I've got to announce the next contestant. Go sit by the fire pit." Darunia speaks, pointing to the fire pit with a bunch of logs lined up around it.

"Next! He's evil, he's powerful, and he's so feminine you'd think it's a girl... It's Ghirahim!" Darunia announces as Ghirahim exits the boat.

Ghirahim flips his fabulous hair and walks towards Darunia.

"Good morning Ghirahim! So, what's your plan to beat the others and win this competition?" Darunia asked as Ghirahim steps to Darunia's side.