It's been about a week or so since Dassai has tried to bother me with weird things he found on the Internet and I was hoping I could get out of the Nura Clan's main house before he even thought of dragging me off into some room and show me things I'd rather not see against my will. Again.

But of course, as I thought this, Dassai wrapped an arm around my shoulder. "Tanuki! Long time no see!" He grinned. "Too short if I say so myself..." I muttered. "I wanna show you something I found!" Dassai grabbed my hand and tried to pull me along with him. "I'm not reading anything!" I huffed. He laughed and shook his head. "Nah, it's nothing of that sort, just a couple of pictures and stuff!"

Pictures, huh...? Shorter to look at, so why not... Maybe I can go home after so I don't have to be lectured by my father for 'disobeying the rule of staying in Shikoku'. I hate that rule. Very much.

Before I knew it, I was already sitting down in front of a computer. "So, what am I suppose to be looking at?" I ask. Dassai opens some kind of search engine and types in something that I can't see since he's blocking most of the screen.

"Heh!~ Just look through 'em. Click that arrow thing to go to the next picture." Dassai crossed his arms, grinning just like he normally was when he forced me to read stories that I'm still scarred about. "Fine..." I sigh and turn my attention towards the screen.

It was a drawing of my old subordinates and me. "...Dassai, I don't want to see this. If I can leave now to avoid being yelled at by my father that would be lovely-"

"You can leave after you see these drawing photo things I found!"

I groan in annoyance. "Fine.." I click on the arrow and another drawing appears but if me and my dog. "...How do these people know of my existence?" I ask. Dassai shurgs. "Dunno but I find these hilarious." Of course you do, Dassai...

I click on the arrow once more and... Oh god. No. Why...? "DASSAI, WHAT THE HELL- I DONT WANT TO SEE DRAWN PORN OF ME AND INUGAMI-" My outburst causes Dassai to start laughing uncontrollably. "HOW- AND WHY WOULD-" I furrow my eyebrows and click the next button. I don't... Want to see that ever again.

I stare at the screen for a minute and look at Dassai. "Why do you enjoy my suffering?" I mutter. Dassai has calmed down a bit and peered over my shoulder to look at the drawing of him and me, me laying my head down on his chest. "I dunno, because even if these things won't happen, your reactions are always priceless." How honest..

"Can I please leave?" Even if he tells me to stay, I'm still going to leave. I don't want to see... Weird homosexual erotica pictures stalkers have made involving me, Dassai, Inugami or anyone I know of. "Aw, you're no fun...!~" Dassai whines. I get up, shake my head and walk out the door. "Lovely, I don't care." I sigh and hurry out of the main house before Dassai can pull me back in.