Chapter 1!
Written by Purple Man & GuRlOfRaNdOmNeSs
once upon a time, there was a boy named juhn. John was black hair and green gost on shirt.
John was Crying because his only luve was kracat and carkat denyed him fro his best frend dave. Dave was Hair Yellow and red Disk on shirt. Karkrat.
Latr that dya Jande and Rosxey (Rosxey is a Fan Charaktr do nut steel. mixture between roxy and rose, it is ther grandmother) They Was wacking down the street when they saw karkt and Dave holding hunds. Jade got reallly anger. jade went over and HIT DAVE THE IN FACE! dave flyed backwards "Wut was that 4?!" dave sed "U R CHEAT ON ME" JaDe says. (Jade & Dave were in relationship be4 dave and karkit) Dave beginned to cri. Jade ias Sassey so she waked away.
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vr8ska was satting on waluigi's lap. "i luv you waluigi" she sed as she stroked his long beootiful mustache. waluigi taked off his lavender hat and said "eye love you too, vriska!" they began to shove their faces into each other and began to wrestle toungs when sollucks walked in. sollucks had a blue and a red coloured glasses so everithing he saw was in 3-D! so when he walked in he saw the makeout in 3-D! Sollucks got mad becaus vr8ska was his mowrail. '"NOOOO ii HATE You vrii2ka!" he sed with a lisp and a aNGer tone in his voiec. (now sollucks and vr8ska are kismesis) :O shocking!1!
Suddenly, Rosxey and jade rann into the roomm. jade was crying because he saw her old boyfrend (Dave) holding hands with karcit. Vr8ska quilky ran over to see if jade was depressed. waluigi was anoyed vr8ska left his lap. rosxey came over too sollucks and sed "helo, im rosexy, whats ur name" sollucks blushered and sed "im sollucks caster"
Vr8ska had to begin doing immediate surgery on jades hart or els she would die because davr br8ked it. vr8ska pushed jade onto the floor and began to do the surgerization. It was very intense!
Menwhile wit dave and karkat were makin out. they batled tounges and cuddled and hugged. "I LOVE YOU FUXKASS" karkr at lyelled. they was sitting on the side of the road because thats wher jade punched dave and his legg was broked. so he couldnt leav. krarkat and dave stayed there and maked out. then suddently...DR ROBOTNIK RAN IN !11! (DR ROBUTNIK WAS The evil guy in sonic be4 Docter Egg, Man)
Docter Robotnick said "Im here to heal Jade! wait! where is her?" he said "is she left?" Dave was sad after Robotnic sed that because it reminded hem of jade. "'SHE went to vr8ska's House."" dave said sadily. Doctar robotnic ran with his doctor supplys. he ran down the street into the house that was vriska's he ran in to see vr8ska doign surjery on jade, waluigi sitting alone and sollucks and rosxey kissing eachoters ears because they wer wierd.