Yuffie baby-sitting

I do not claim these characters as my own, I am just fan!

Yuffie baby-sitting? Oh no!

"Okay, I'll be right back! Mind Yuffie, okay?" Tifa says as she leaves me, Marlene, and Denzil in the care of Yuffie. This is the first time Yuffie baby-sits us.

"Okay, so do you guys like ramen?" Yuffie asks us.

"Yes!" we all say simultaneously.

"Okay, that's what you are eating for lunch, here in a few." She tells us.

So we sit there watching cartoons for about 5 seconds, then, we here a loud explosion coming from the kitchen.

"Yuffie are you alright?" I ask very concerned.

"Uh…how about we go out to eat?" she asks.

"Why? I thought you were making ramen!" Marlene complains.

"Well, uh, that was before I lost interest and blew it up!" Yuffie tries to explain.

"But I want ramen!" Denzil complains.

"Well we can go to the Top Ramen Shop, isn't that your favorite restaurant?" Yuffie asks Denzil to calm him down.

"I guess so! I am also thinking this is why you never cook!" Denzil points out.

So we go to the Top Ramen Shop and eat our favorite ramen and we go home.

Yuffie tries to setup the video games for us, but she ends up loosing attention and ends up catching the house on fire. Marlene grabs the phone as we rush out.

"Hello? Tifa? Yuffie caught the house on fire!" Marlene says, trying to be a snitch like always.

"Why you little brat! You're in big trouble now!" Yuffie says, chasing Marlene around the burnt down house "I'll teach you to snitch! And you'll never snitch on me again!"

Luckily Tifa gets home right before Yuffie beat the living daylight out of Marlene, or we would be rushing her to the hospital.

60 years later, can I baby sit for you Marlene?" Yuffie asks.

"No! Remember what happened 60 years ago? You will never baby-sit again, not in my house any way!"