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Chapter 1
"Dude! You cheated! I know you did!" Beast Boy snapped at Cyborg, who was doing a victory dance. The green teen threw the controller onto the ground in a huff.
"Y'all are just jealous 'cause I have skills and you don't!" Cyborg gloated in glee and continued his dance. Raven gave an irritated sigh as she tried to meditate by the window.
"Peace, quiet, tranquility. Peace, quiet, tranquility," Raven repeated to herself quietly.
"You know the bet BB. You have to eat some delicious hamburger! No veggies!" Cyborg grinned insanely, holding a small plate with a hamburger on it. Beast Boy paled at the thought of eating meat and a forest eye twitched. Robin watched in amusement at Beast Boy's sudden and out of character silence. He chuckled slightly. Starfire watched from the kitchen while stirring a batch of squashed, purple zorka berries and milk together. She stuffed a berry skin in her mouth and munched on it while Beast Boy gagged as he touched the meat. Raven had ceased her meditation to watch the green changeling. She had pulled her blue hood off, pale face shown in amusement, violet eyes sparked with hints of laughter. She still sat crossed legged, her hands propped on her knees as she watched. With an eyebrow raised and a smirk on her face she stared at the half robot and the green shape shifter. Cyborg fought to keep from busting out in laughter, slight giggles escaping, and his eyes misted up. He shook with the contained laughter. Beast Boy resisted the urge to throw up as he picked up the burger. He made a grunting sound as he brought it up to his lips. He opened his mouth slightly and shuddered.
"This is so nasty!" he exclaimed, eyes squeezed shut. He slowly brought the meat to his lips as his mouth opened.
The alarm sounded and the Titans turned their attention the computer screen. Robin began to fumble with the keyboard.
"Mumbo, he's robbing the bank! Titans! Go!" Robin ordered. The Titans left their activities, for Beast Boy, rather eagerly. Cyborg got into the T-Car and Robin jumped onto the R-Cycle. Beast Boy became a falcon and took off into the air soaring as high as his wings will take him. Raven and Starfire flew into the air after the two vehicles.
Mumbo laughed insanely as he had to bank teller bound and gagged and dangling above a pool filled with sharks. Her scream was muffled. The robe that kept her out of the pool was breaking. Her hazel eyes widened as she tried to scream again.
"And now, my lovely assistant will dive right into the pool of sharks while I make off with all the money!" Mumbo laughed again as he sucked the money into his black top hat. He laughed again as the rope snapped and the poor victim plunged to an assured doom. Her eyes widened as the shark infested waters came rushing towards her, inch by inch. Her auburn hair whipped back and the rushing air stinging her eyes. A dorsal fin broke the surface of the water, then another, and another. The sharks swarmed in a circle. She was about to crash into the water when black energy surrounded her and set her behind the counter.
"Sorry for robbing you of your assistant Mumbo, but your show's been canceled," Robin smirked, "Titans! Go!" The Titans stared at their leader as if he embarrassed them.
"Dude, you need to stop with the puns. They are so not funny," Beast Boy commented. He shape shifted into a tiger and pounced after Mumbo who was still on the floor laughing. Raven just shook her head and followed.
"They are not funny and they are most confusing," Starfire explained.
"They aren't supposed to be funny!" Robin exclaimed and followed the rest into battle.
Raven and Starfire combined attacks and blast Mumbo with a stream of black and green energy. Beast Boy took the advantage and tackled Mumbo to the ground as a panther. Robin tossed bird-a-rangs at the magician. Cyborg aimed and shot his sonic canon.
Mumbo waved his wand, sending a tornado after the team. Cyborg and Robin dodged the attack, leaping out of the way. The wind pulled at Robin's cape. He turned and glanced as he spotted a streak of red and gold. A pink wave of energy shot out, knocking Mumbo down.
"Hey, Sparky! Looks like you could use some help," a voice said from behind. Bumble Bee stood smirking with her hands on her hips.
"Bee?" Cyborg questioned.
"Oh joy. More Titans," Mumbo muttered. Jinx jumped from a booth and zapped him with a hex.
"Jinx?" Raven raised an eyebrow.
"And Kid Flash," said person smiled.
"We figured we'd pay you a visit, and it looks like you could use some help," Bumble Bee explained.
"Good because we could use it," Robin responded, smirking.
"Ah, so I have eight Titans to face now do I? Well I have one more act up my sleeve," Mumbo laughed as he waved his wand, "Mumbo jumbo!" A burst of light escaped from the wand aimed at the group of Titans. The Titans tried to dodge the attack, but found themselves unable to move. They were held down by invisible rope. The light engulfed them. Raven pulled her cloak over her eyes. Starfire shielded her face with her arms. Beast Boy turned away.
They felt as if they were falling now. The light was still surrounding them, but the could hear now. The heard cattle bawling, and horses neighing. There were shouts and thundering hooves. The light finally disappeared. The Titans warily opened their eyes.
Robin sat up. He took noticed to what he was wearing. Levis jeans, brown chaps with fringe, a brown vest, a western faded blue shirt, and deerskin gloves on his hands. He went to run a hand through his hair, but stopped when he hit something. He pulled it off his head, a brown Stetson with a black leather band was held in his hands, he put it back on his head. He noticed the brown cowboy boots on his feet.
"Robin?" Is…is that you?" a voice said to his right. He turned and spotted the source of the voice.
"Starfire?" Robin asked. She looked like Starfire, but she wore a purple taffeta dress with a raised collar. The ends of the sleeves were folded over. Lace trimmed dress at the collar and wrists. Her hands were covered in white gloves. Her red hair was twisted back into a bun with the rest of her hair down.
"Robin! I have opened my eyes to see myself in this attire and then I turned and seen you!" Starfire stood up; Robin noticed the dress was long, going below the ankles, she gasped, "Robin! Your mask! It is missing! Your eyes! They are blue!"
"Yeah, We have to find the others," Robin said.
"Hey! Why am I dressed like a cowboy?" a voice shouted.
"Why am I in a dress?" two voices shouted at the same time.
"Cyborg? You look not Cyborg-like," It was the only thing robin could say. Cyborg looked normal, no metal in sight. He was wearing clothing like Robin's except his chaps, hat, Stetson, and boots were a golden tan. He wore no vest or coat. He had a faded red bandana around his neck and his shirt was a blue gray.
"Yeah, he's normal, and Jinx and I are in dresses!" Raven snapped. Her violet hair was now black and in an elegant bun. She was wearing a dress similar to Starfire's, except it was navy in color, and the trim a black lace. Jinx's dress was a burgundy taffeta with dusty rose ribbon trim. Her hair that was once pink was now dark brown; her pink eyes were now a dark blue. Her hair was in a bun, the rest down.
"Dudes. I'm a cowboy!" Beast Boy walked up. He was no longer green, though his ears had a slight point, and his hair was a chestnut brown. He was wearing a pair of black cowboy boots. His chaps, vest, and Stetson were black as well. His shirt was a green color. His black Stetson had a white feather tucked in the brown band around it. He had a red bandana around his neck.
"Looking lovely ladies," the blue-eyed Kid Flash flashed a grin. He was wearing a red-brown Stetson, coat, chaps, and boots. Like the other boys he was wearing Levis jeans, and his shirt was an off white.
"Does anyone know where we are and why we're dressed like this?" Bumble Bee asked. Her black hair was in a single bun. She wore a taffeta dress, sunset red in color with complimenting gold ribbon trim. Cyborg raised an eyebrow.
"You look nice," he muttered, Bumble Bee smiled at him.
"Thanks Sparky,"
"Good point Bee. We need to figure out where we are and how we get back to Jump City," Robin decided.
"Oh I worry for my Silkie," Starfire looked toward the sky and around the land, filled with short grass and red sand. Robin put a hand on her shoulder and smiled.
"We need to get back somehow," Jinx sighed, frustrated. Kid Flash turned to Raven.
"Can you teleport us back?" he asked. She shook her head.
"I can't feel my powers. Sorry," she said.
"We just need to find someone who can tell us where we are," Beast Boy suggested.
"Where are we going to find someone out here?" Raven looked at him. Was he staring at her? He must have because he quickly turned away, blushing slightly.
"Shh! Do you guys hear that?" Jinx put a hand to an ear.
"Yeah, is that horse hooves?" Beast Boy inquired.
"Maybe they can tell us where and when we are,"
"Boy howdy. These folks need to know where they are," a voice said. Another chuckled slightly.
"Yup, and we are the folks to tell them," said the other voice.
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