Hey! ^-^ Okay I know I've been away for ages and if you've read my others story and want to kill me for not updating please don't otherwise...y'know it'll never ever get updated. I am working on it I promise. Anyway this is way way of saying sorry. Me and my friend had this crazy idea a while back along with another one which also included the torture of poor PoT characters so we ended up writing this! I won't take credit cause I didn't write most of this but still; Enjoy...please!

Chapter one

Syuusuke's birthday would be one to never forget... well, two decidedly crazy characters were involved in it.

It was the day before Syuusuke's birthday and puzzling on what to get their sadistic sempai, the Regulars, Josie and Laura decided to hit the shops.

"You know this could ultimately lead to the end of the world right?" Josie and Laura warned with smiles that matched Syuusuke's whenever he had one of his frequent thoughts of what to do for 'fun' for the day. Mischievous glints flashed from the depths of their eyes as they saw the regulars sweat drop and turn as quickly as possible for the nearest shop.

"Nya! Oishi, let's go in there!" The over-excited, red-headed Eiji yelled with enthusiasm, pointing and dragging Oishi into the plushie store. The window was bursting with bedazzled children (and Eiji) among the masses of teddies of all shapes and sizes.

Amongst the screams of the children and the simultaneous head-slapping sounds coming from the rest of the group, the almost silent scratching of a pen could be heard. Inui, the data-master, with his new notebook was writing down the previous events and walking away to the fruit and veg store, leaving everyone with the departing words of "Ii, data".

'Another one to add to our collection, hehe'Josie and Laura thought glancing from Inui to his notebook and then to one another.

"Ne, minna-san?" Josie said, capturing the attention of the rest of the Regulars before they drifted away amongst the crowds, "I thought that we ought to split up into groups and keep in contact, that way we won't have to wait for too many strays" she suggested all too thoughtfully. Luckily, no-one noticed that she was acting even the slightest bit strange.

Earlier that morning

"We need to keep everyone in some form of groups so we can see what they are buying..." Laura said drafting notes on some scrap paper that looked like it had been in the hands of the pyromaniac kneeling before her.

"shum, let's see who's coming..." Josie said putting down the lighter she had been playing with since she discovered the 'pretty flames' (as she said) that had bemused her too easily, resulting in her burning much more than skin to return to the important assignment.

"Taka-san will be making sushi today, so he won't be able to make it..."

"Syuusuke can't come and also there's the little 'incident' of his missing brother..."

"Ryoma's already got his present for Syuusuke so..."

"...Momo won't miss out on the opportunity to torture his kouhai, Ryoma's coming."Josie and Laura each said alternately already understanding the scheming going on within each other's minds.

"Che, Momo sempai, why am I here?" questioned the first-year prodigy, appearing as though he'd been hauled out of bed just 10 minutes earlier.

"Because, I need help to think of what to get Fuji -sempai for his birthday" shuddered Momo, thinking suddenly of the spine-chilling experience of when he last crossed Syuusuke's path, before slowly merging with the crowd.

"Fshuu, baka..." was all that was heard from Kaido as he departed to search for his beloved sempai amongst the rows of opportunity in the fruit and veg shop.

The only person that was left now was the stoic buchou looking down at us, "Yuudan sezu ni ik..." Tezuka never got to finish his warning to the two hyper girls as an overly hyperactive Eiji suddenly grabbed the Seigaku buchou and forcefully pulled him into the plushie shop yelling the whole time. The final glimpse of Tezuka showed a look of shock, then anger crossing his features. "Kikumaru, 20 laps NOW!"

Of course, Josie and Laura already had their presents for Syuusuke, wrapped and ready for tomorrow, which would prove to be very interesting... however, they were there to pick up a few last things for the party and see who's presents for Syuusuke would suddenly transform during the long night ahead of them.

Passing the electronic store, the two girls noticed Inui asking Kaido his opinion on the new blender he was picking out. Kaido's face turned a bright shade of sickly green knowing what it would be used for. "He looks like the colour we turned Inui's old blender into!" Josie smirked, recollecting the precious memories.

"C'mon Echizen, I'm hungry" whined Momo over the crowds, looking at the time it was just past dinner for Momo so Laura decided to have a little fun. Making her way through the crowds with Josie in tow, she tapped on Momo's shoulder and beckoned him to follow her. Leading him just off to the side where the clothes shop was she looked up at the window, a glint of evil shining in her eyes, "ne, Momo, if you can get Ryoma into that dress there..." she said pointing up at the baby-blue summer dress hanging in the window, "...I will buy you lunch. Anything you want. But he is not to know that we have anything to do this." An enormous grin spread across Momo's face as he dispersed into the crowd to find Ryoma, whilst Laura and Josie hid in the shop behind a few rails of clothing.

A few minutes later Ryoma was trying on the dress that Laura had pointed out (God only knows what Momo did) he slouched out of the changing room, blushing slightly at what he was wearing. After a quick chuckle from Momo he threw the dress at his sempai, who handed it to a waiting Laura and Momo was handed money for his dinner, as promised. Slinking off with a smile of huge success, the dress was swiftly purchased and hidden amongst the scheming girls other bags.

Finally, Josie and Laura went off in search of Tezuka, Eiji and Oishi. After briefly looking in a few shops, they were spotted sitting outside in the sun, each holding a bag, except for Eiji, who was carrying a bear just over half the size of him. Walking up to them, smiling as innocently as possible, the girls asked what they had bought. Eiji pointed to the teddy bear grinning, Oishi held up a book entitled "Caring for your cacti" and Tezuka, a flowing shirt that looked as though it would suit Syuusuke so well.

Lying out in the sun, absorbing the warmth and chatting amongst themselves, the small group waited for the others to arrive. Pretty soon, everyone had turned up however; because they were enjoying the sun so much the conversation just kept flowing, talking about random things(mostly thanks to Eiji) until it was almost sunset and time to go. Everyone said their goodbyes and walked away smiling, thinking of how well the day had gone, surprisingly.

The train clacked and screeched along the line. Hidden away in one of the corners, an evil smirking duo held up a piece of paper that just simply had five names written on it:

- Tezuka

- Oishi

- Ryoma

- Momo

- Kaido

Joie and Laura smiled at each other, eyes full of mischief shining brighter than Inui's glasses after he had made his latest version of Vegetable Juice, talking about the things that might and will happen tomorrow.

Well that's the first chapter... what's the verdict then minna-san? Please review so I know if you want the next chapter or not okies! I'll upload the next chapter because yes it is already done, if I get three reviews asking for it. Thank you muchly for reading!