"So Fullmetal Shorty, did you get those enlargement pills yet?" Roy asked with a smirk while Ed was trying to eat his lunch in the mess hall.

WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT HE'S SMALLER THEN THE CORN IN YOUR CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????"

"Calm down, im in a good mood today," said Roy. "

Did you get another hooker to come to your house?" Ed smiled at his good comeback.

"No I got a date tonight and it's NOT with a man," Roy replied.

"And you're just going to break her heart tomorrow like the bastard you are right?"

"Nah I think we can last for a couple of weeks," Roy answered. "See ya later short stuff."

"DAMN IT IM NOT SHORT!!!" But Roy already went to another table and that left Ed with the decision to get him back at him for all those pranks. He had the perfect chance.

"Okay how should I get him back?" Ed was in his dorm plotting away a plan. " I HAVE THE PERFECT PRANK!!!"

Ed went to the drugstore wearing one of the wigs that Winry gave him for his birthday. "I need some abortion pills." He said to the pharmacist.

"Uhhh im not allowed to give them to you without a good reason," he said.

" I got raped by R Kelly." Ed had to think of something fast.

"Here you go sweetie and make sure that you keep them away from men. They could mistake them for aspirin." The kind pharmacist said.

Ed took the pills to his dorm and let the powder out of the capsules. The pills wouldn't kill Roy, it would make him crap his pants in front of his date, MUHAHA.

Ed saw Roy sitting with his date at a fancy restaurant. "Alright, all I have to do is give him the wine and congratulate him." Ed whispered to himself. He saw them sitting at a table and Ed walked up to him and gave him a hug. " CONGRAGULATIONS ROY ON FINALLY GETTING A DATE."

"Uhhh thanks Fullmetal," Roy said suspiciously. " Did you poison it?"

"OF COURSE NOT SILLYBUNS!!!" Ed said in the gayest voice possible.

"Alright," said Roy. He drank it down. " OH MY GOD FULLMETAL WHAT THE HELL DID YOU GIVE ME!!!!??" Roy screamed. He pulled down his pants and watery crap started exploding everywhere and the same time he puked. Roy then crapped a little more and he then lay on the ground supposedly dead.

"OH SHIT, ROY!!!" Ed screamed. His prank backfired.