X-men: Evolution : "Shadows and Tremors" By Ryoken
Legal/copyright: Everithing and everyone here is owned by marvel and other companies.
1.1.1 Part I: "Unexpected Roomates"
-What the hell were you thinking?- Lance screamed at both Tabitha and Kurt , who were
completely covered in popcorn , just like the whole brotherhood`s kitchen.
-Vell , ve vere making some popcorn for the movie – Kurt explained- vhen the oven`s
lighter system failed and...
-I tought , well , maybe a little bomb will make it start –Tabitha interrupted- and then the
whole thing exploded , and here we are.
-Well . im not going to clean this , maybe Fred will eat all this crap, but its up to you and
fuzzboy here to clean this shit up.-Lance proclaimed.
-WHAT?-Tabitha screamed- im not going to clean all of this , its your fault the whole place
is in ruins and everything just doesnt fucking work.
-Well , if some spunky slut just started bringing some money here instead of keeping her
butt on the couch , things will improve here.-Pietro said in almost 2 seconds.
-Hey , shut your mouth flashwuss!- Kurt exclaimed.
-Kurt , dont be an asshole , its my problem , and i will fix it so keep your ass out of this .
okey?-Tabitha was getting in full bitch mode now.
-Hey guys , im the only one who thinks it smells funny in here?- Todd said from above
their heads.
-Maybe Fatty here just cutted the chesse again , oops , no , well be all in arkansas now if
that happened .-Pietro said loudly.
-Hey quickshit , wanna get squashed? – Freddy was about to slam Pietro on the wall.
-Guys , i think the gas pipe is broken , we should get our asses out of here like , now- todd
said -,but the brawl beneath him was a fight know , and nobody payed him attention , as
usual.
Then things got worse.
There was a slight quake , a number of punchs and kicks and a little bomb that landed
right in the oven.
Then there was a genaral "Oh ,Shit" , a burst of speed , a really big leap througth a
window , and a big teleport , all of wich where followed by a relly big explosion.
The next morning , at the X-mansion:
-As you all now know , we have some new temporal residents here at the institute , and i hope
you will all get along during their 8 month residence.- Xavier slowly explained to the
crowd in front of him .
Our guests will use the guest rooms as soon as they are available , wich will
be hopefully in 3 months , when the new wing is completed .
During this time , a new roomate sistem will be implemented , mainly because of the
adittion of new beds and desks to each room , and the list , wich ill remind you is final,
will be the following:
-In room one , Scott Summers , Kurt Wagner , Todd Tolensky and Lance Alvers.
Shit! – Both Lance and Scott thinked.
-It coulda been worse.- Kurt and Todd muttered to themselfs.
-In room two , Evan Daniels , Alex Summers (our exchange student for a year) , Pietro
Maximoff and Fred Dukes.
Great, ive been sentenced to the blob gas chamber – everyone but fred thinked.
Perfect , im in the weirdo room , - fred tought.
-In room 3 , Rogue , Kitty Pryde , Tabitha Smith and Jean Grey.
Oh great , the bitch section , and im on it everyone on the list thought.
-The other rooms order will remain the same because of first year exceptions and i hope no
one of our older , more mature students will think of this as favoritism.
And now , the designed spokeman for our new students , mr lance alvers will speak in
behalf of his friends.
Lance aproached xavier , then turned around to face everyone.
-Well , i kinda hope we will get along for this short period , until the insurance company
rebuilds our place , since we are the new ones , my mates and i will be like uh ,less jerks
than usual, and hopefully we can get along and stay out of troble , well , uh eh , i think thats
all.- Lance hurried back to his position in the crowd.
-Thanks , Mr Alvers , and i hope all of you seize the oportunitty to get to know each other
better , and develop a greater understanding. You are free to go back to your own business.
Everyone leaved the room , except for xavier , ororo an logan .
-Chuck , ya sure of this? –logan said.
-Yes , i too think is somewhat risky , to give them full clearance and liberty – ororo added.
-If we are to gain their trust , we must be open , and i hope you two keep that in mind at all
times , is it clear?-Xavier replied.
-Yes , Charles- ororo responded.
-Sure chuck , but i still think this is a recipe for disaster- logan replied.
Later that night:
Room 1:
-Okay Summers , you stay ot of my turf , and will stay out of yours- Lance exclaimed.
-Fine , but one fucking evil plan or power misuse , and you and your band of jerks is out of here , for good- Scott replied.
-So , Know any place to find some flies around here fuzzball –Todd asked from the ceiling fang .
-Try da pond near the forest , Tolansky.- Kurt responded politely.
-Thanks , elf , hey ,maybe i could convince Tabitha to play some hoops tomorrow- Todd replied as he was leaping out the window.
-Thanks . see ya there dude!- Kurt responded , begining to think this wasnt so bat as it seemed.
Oh great, now im stuck with the od couple of bayville high- both Lance and Scott thought.
Room 2:
-Will you two just shut up already , you´ve done nothing but discuss all the fucking time since dinner- Alex screamed at both evan and pietro.
-Yeah , -Fred added – you two will shut up , if ya want to fight , ya better do it outside , or you two will get a good old fashioned ass whupping.
Room 2 was in silence until pietro and evan started to discuss about who got the window bed , an argument wich was quickly ended by a blast and a punch , and Fred and alkex finally got some sleep.
Crap , were stuck in the asshole room.- both Fred and Alex thinked before getting to sleep.
Room 3:
-Come on Jean , tell us what the guys were thinking – Tabitha said.
-We know you were reding ther brains out jeanie , so now ya gotta tell us- Kitty replied.
-Ah just have to know what was going in those heads – Rogue complemented.
-Okay , but this just between us , okay?- Jean responded.
-Yeah , whatever , come on start talking – the others screamed in excitment.
-Well , -Jean started- Evan and Pietro were like : Oh no , this cant be fucking happening , and Kurt was like this : Ive better get on Todd´s goodside , so he could help me with Tabitha.
Jean was interrupted by some giggling and murmurations , wich quickly ended when she told what Scott was thinking abot his bad luck and how his life could be worse.
-But the funniest was Lance , he was like : " Crap , shes right there , ill screw up , o shit must calm down , but shes watching oh shit i think im gonna hurl in front of all this idiots , must think of them naked , they say that works , hey wait she is looking at me oh shit no...
Everyone was in the floor with laughter , except for Kitty , who was blushing , when jean said :
-Okey , so lets renew the sirens oath okay , we help each other so thiss all goes smoothly , right.
-RIGHT!- the rest cheered on .
And the institute was ready to enter a new era , one wich will beging the next morning.
Liked it already? , please review it , and be prepared for chapter 2.
Legal/copyright: Everithing and everyone here is owned by marvel and other companies.
1.1.1 Part I: "Unexpected Roomates"
-What the hell were you thinking?- Lance screamed at both Tabitha and Kurt , who were
completely covered in popcorn , just like the whole brotherhood`s kitchen.
-Vell , ve vere making some popcorn for the movie – Kurt explained- vhen the oven`s
lighter system failed and...
-I tought , well , maybe a little bomb will make it start –Tabitha interrupted- and then the
whole thing exploded , and here we are.
-Well . im not going to clean this , maybe Fred will eat all this crap, but its up to you and
fuzzboy here to clean this shit up.-Lance proclaimed.
-WHAT?-Tabitha screamed- im not going to clean all of this , its your fault the whole place
is in ruins and everything just doesnt fucking work.
-Well , if some spunky slut just started bringing some money here instead of keeping her
butt on the couch , things will improve here.-Pietro said in almost 2 seconds.
-Hey , shut your mouth flashwuss!- Kurt exclaimed.
-Kurt , dont be an asshole , its my problem , and i will fix it so keep your ass out of this .
okey?-Tabitha was getting in full bitch mode now.
-Hey guys , im the only one who thinks it smells funny in here?- Todd said from above
their heads.
-Maybe Fatty here just cutted the chesse again , oops , no , well be all in arkansas now if
that happened .-Pietro said loudly.
-Hey quickshit , wanna get squashed? – Freddy was about to slam Pietro on the wall.
-Guys , i think the gas pipe is broken , we should get our asses out of here like , now- todd
said -,but the brawl beneath him was a fight know , and nobody payed him attention , as
usual.
Then things got worse.
There was a slight quake , a number of punchs and kicks and a little bomb that landed
right in the oven.
Then there was a genaral "Oh ,Shit" , a burst of speed , a really big leap througth a
window , and a big teleport , all of wich where followed by a relly big explosion.
The next morning , at the X-mansion:
-As you all now know , we have some new temporal residents here at the institute , and i hope
you will all get along during their 8 month residence.- Xavier slowly explained to the
crowd in front of him .
Our guests will use the guest rooms as soon as they are available , wich will
be hopefully in 3 months , when the new wing is completed .
During this time , a new roomate sistem will be implemented , mainly because of the
adittion of new beds and desks to each room , and the list , wich ill remind you is final,
will be the following:
-In room one , Scott Summers , Kurt Wagner , Todd Tolensky and Lance Alvers.
Shit! – Both Lance and Scott thinked.
-It coulda been worse.- Kurt and Todd muttered to themselfs.
-In room two , Evan Daniels , Alex Summers (our exchange student for a year) , Pietro
Maximoff and Fred Dukes.
Great, ive been sentenced to the blob gas chamber – everyone but fred thinked.
Perfect , im in the weirdo room , - fred tought.
-In room 3 , Rogue , Kitty Pryde , Tabitha Smith and Jean Grey.
Oh great , the bitch section , and im on it everyone on the list thought.
-The other rooms order will remain the same because of first year exceptions and i hope no
one of our older , more mature students will think of this as favoritism.
And now , the designed spokeman for our new students , mr lance alvers will speak in
behalf of his friends.
Lance aproached xavier , then turned around to face everyone.
-Well , i kinda hope we will get along for this short period , until the insurance company
rebuilds our place , since we are the new ones , my mates and i will be like uh ,less jerks
than usual, and hopefully we can get along and stay out of troble , well , uh eh , i think thats
all.- Lance hurried back to his position in the crowd.
-Thanks , Mr Alvers , and i hope all of you seize the oportunitty to get to know each other
better , and develop a greater understanding. You are free to go back to your own business.
Everyone leaved the room , except for xavier , ororo an logan .
-Chuck , ya sure of this? –logan said.
-Yes , i too think is somewhat risky , to give them full clearance and liberty – ororo added.
-If we are to gain their trust , we must be open , and i hope you two keep that in mind at all
times , is it clear?-Xavier replied.
-Yes , Charles- ororo responded.
-Sure chuck , but i still think this is a recipe for disaster- logan replied.
Later that night:
Room 1:
-Okay Summers , you stay ot of my turf , and will stay out of yours- Lance exclaimed.
-Fine , but one fucking evil plan or power misuse , and you and your band of jerks is out of here , for good- Scott replied.
-So , Know any place to find some flies around here fuzzball –Todd asked from the ceiling fang .
-Try da pond near the forest , Tolansky.- Kurt responded politely.
-Thanks , elf , hey ,maybe i could convince Tabitha to play some hoops tomorrow- Todd replied as he was leaping out the window.
-Thanks . see ya there dude!- Kurt responded , begining to think this wasnt so bat as it seemed.
Oh great, now im stuck with the od couple of bayville high- both Lance and Scott thought.
Room 2:
-Will you two just shut up already , you´ve done nothing but discuss all the fucking time since dinner- Alex screamed at both evan and pietro.
-Yeah , -Fred added – you two will shut up , if ya want to fight , ya better do it outside , or you two will get a good old fashioned ass whupping.
Room 2 was in silence until pietro and evan started to discuss about who got the window bed , an argument wich was quickly ended by a blast and a punch , and Fred and alkex finally got some sleep.
Crap , were stuck in the asshole room.- both Fred and Alex thinked before getting to sleep.
Room 3:
-Come on Jean , tell us what the guys were thinking – Tabitha said.
-We know you were reding ther brains out jeanie , so now ya gotta tell us- Kitty replied.
-Ah just have to know what was going in those heads – Rogue complemented.
-Okay , but this just between us , okay?- Jean responded.
-Yeah , whatever , come on start talking – the others screamed in excitment.
-Well , -Jean started- Evan and Pietro were like : Oh no , this cant be fucking happening , and Kurt was like this : Ive better get on Todd´s goodside , so he could help me with Tabitha.
Jean was interrupted by some giggling and murmurations , wich quickly ended when she told what Scott was thinking abot his bad luck and how his life could be worse.
-But the funniest was Lance , he was like : " Crap , shes right there , ill screw up , o shit must calm down , but shes watching oh shit i think im gonna hurl in front of all this idiots , must think of them naked , they say that works , hey wait she is looking at me oh shit no...
Everyone was in the floor with laughter , except for Kitty , who was blushing , when jean said :
-Okey , so lets renew the sirens oath okay , we help each other so thiss all goes smoothly , right.
-RIGHT!- the rest cheered on .
And the institute was ready to enter a new era , one wich will beging the next morning.
Liked it already? , please review it , and be prepared for chapter 2.