This is gonna be a short intro chapter, so don't go thinking that they're all gonna be this pathetically small.

Disclaimer: We at ThE fRoGs In YoUr PaNtS organization do not own Naruto or any of the songs used in this fic. However, we have certain characters locked in our closet – I mean, um…certain…baloney…inourpocketsgoodbye!

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-A pitch dark room is visible-

Mysterious Announcer Guy Voice Thing: And now…

-spotlights start roving and drumroll begins-

MAGVT: For the indescribable, irrepressible, unstoppable, coughidioticcoughcough, unspeakable, uncontainable, irresponsible, unimaginable…No, wait – stop, what are you doing? Get away from – Gaaaahhkk!

"…"

Female voice: Please hold while we recruit a new announcer, as SOMEONE got impatient –coughTentencough- Er…

Second female voice: Shut up, they'll hear you! Um…SHINO GET OVER HERE!

First voice: -- They'll hear me?

Second voice: Er…just ignore the two females behind the curtain...wait, why the heck is there a curtain here? We're in a –

First voice: DON'T TELL THEM!

Second voice: Shino, is that you?

Shino: ...

First voice: Duh, can't you hear the "dot-dot-dot?"

Second voice: Oh, yeah…SHINO I LOVE YOU!

Shino: -sweatdrop- So why am I here?

Second voice: We need a new announcer.

Shino: … Why me?

Both: …

First voice: I have no idea.

Second voice: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!

Shino: -starts backing away- Uh…okay…here's the fRoG sisters.

-curtain goes up to reveal a dance studio and two girls standing in the center. One, the first voice, has dark blonde hair down to her mid-back in a simple ponytail and the other has shoulder-length light brown hair in pigtails. They both have hazel eyes and are wearing dance leotards with shorts and camis over them.

Second voice: HI! I'M HARP! AND YOU'RE ALL HOT! –points to various Naruto males, who just happen to be here, sort of hiding in the corner behind the females-

First voice: And I'm Twilight, or Twi and… -notices Lee- LEE!

Lee: TWI!

Twi: LEE!

Lee: TWI!

Twi: LEE!

Lee: TWI!

Temari: SHUT UP!!!

Twi: Er…right…-notices Gaara, but is forced back by Harp before Gaara gets glomped-

Harp: This is lasting way too long. This was supposed to be an author's note, peoples!

Twi: Oh…right…Then lets get on with this!

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Harp surveyed the collection of ninjas looking quite paranoid in the corner. She smiled goofily, threw her arms in the air, and shouted, "You guys have all been signed up for a dance class!" Absolute silence. Raised eyebrows (Well, except in Gaara's case because of his lack thereof). Nervous laughter from the girls. An explosion kills ten people in the building next door. Harp looked from right to left, looking like a deer in the headlights.

"I swear I didn't do that. I have witnesses, right?"

Twi slapped her forehead.

"Not again…"

Sasuke, being the intellectual person he is, decided that then was a good time to ask what the heck was going on.
"What the heck is going on?"

Twi ran a hand nervously along her ponytail. "Eh heh…well, you see, the thing is, Tsunade…um…well…uh…OROCHIMARU MADE US DO IT! See, he's paying our rent…"

"…"

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"…"

Screams from the injured in the next building rip through the air.

"…"

Harp glared at them all. "WE CAN HEAR YOUR DOT-DOT-DOTS, YOU KNOW!"

Twi continued, "Yeah, don't ask how we got around to letting him pay our rent. You're lucky, you know. Orochimaru wanted to take the class, too. He was particularly interested in ballet…Also, you should know that your senseis are very easily persuaded. All we had to do was tell Gai that it was youthful, tell Kurenai and Asuma that it would be good for your balance and control (and tick you all off), and let Kakashi know how…intimate the tango is. As for the Sand Sibs…I honestly have no idea why you're here."

"And just so you don't leave," added Harp menacingly, "Furby is watching you. Always. Watching." Horror music suddenly began to play, as a flash of lightning appeared behind her.

"And what if we refuse?" asked an extremely ticked Neji. "It's not like that…toy is going to scare us." Furby's eyes flashed red. At that precise moment, a random person ran across the room with their head on fire.

"And that's your answer!" Twi chirped.

"Okay!" yelled Harp. "ONWARD!"