A/N: So, I'm back with another one of my weird one-shot thingymabobs. Once again, I have no idea if thingymabobs is even a word. Anywaaayyy ... I was recently skimming through one of my favorite author's stories (CrystallicSky) and realized I absolutely loved her story Anthology of Love. The idea is absolutely brilliant and I decided I would do something similar to what she did, but I would use Leslie and Damon instead. I really have no idea on how to describe it, so I'm just going to let you guys read on and see for yourselves.

P.S. If any of you have any words that you think would be funny for me to use don't be afraid to submit them in a review. I suppose I will accept between 5 to 10 random words per review. These words were randomly chosen by my lil sis. Thanks sis!

Disclaimer: I do not own the Vampire Diaries, or any of its characters. I do not also own the idea for these fun one-word, one-shot thingys. That honor goes to the amazing CrystallicSky and all her creativity. What I do own are my nocturnals, and Leslie.

1.) Little

"You're little, kitten."

"What?"

Damon simply chuckled at Leslie's disbelieving look and replied once again.

"You're little. As in you're short. Why do you think I call you kitten instead of cat? Aside from your fiery attutude you are also very small."

Leslie simply narrowed her eyes at him and stated plainly.

"Small, huh?"

Leslie then proceeded to move more closely to him and took a hold of his shirt. Damon merely raised an eyebrow at her and said.

"This is ... "

"John Vervatos, I know. Now, do you want to know a secret?"

Damon instantly nodded and replied.

"Of course."

The only thing Leslie could do was smile then quickly lift up her foot and knee him in the groin. Damon instantly fell to the floor and groaned in pain. Leslie simply smirked at him then turned and walked away saying.

"I'm not the only little thing here."

2.) Big

"Dang, bro, you're so big! Have you always been this big?"

"Well, I've been this size since I was like about 14."

"Dang, that is something definitely to be proud of."

At this comment, Damon stalked angrily into the room and yelled.

"What the f*ck are you two doing!"

Once he reached the kitchen, Damon came across Leslie and Stefan standing with their backs to each other with Stefan holding a measuring tape up high in the air. Leslie simply stared at him strangely then replied.

"Uh, comparing our heights? What did you think we were doing?"

"Nothing."

3.) Juice

"What's up with your love for apple juice?"

"What's up with your love for blood?"

Damon merely smirked and replied cockily.

"I need it to surivive."

"Well, I need apple juice to survive too."

"That's not true."

"Yes, it is."

"No, it isn't."

"Is too."

"Is not."

"Yes, it is! Now, let me drink my apple juice in peace!"

At that, Damon gave a full out laugh and replied sarcastically.

"I think you meant to say Bourbuice."

"WHAT!"

4.) Cup

"Leslie, can I have a cup of sex?"

Leslie could merely gape at the obviously wasted vampire in disbelief.

"Damon, are you drunk?"

"Meeee? Noooo ... of course NOT! How can you even think that, kitten?"

Leslie shook her head and replied.

"Well, you just asked me for a cup of sex. There's no such thing as that."

"Of course there is kitten! Come here, and I'll show you!"

With that, the drunk vampire tugged the obviously confused half-nocturnal to her kitchen then said.

"Now, lay down on the kitchen table and I'll show you."

Leslie simply rolled her eyes at him and replied.

"Come on, Damon. Time for your cold shower."

"And then you'll give me my cup of sex?"

"Not even in your lifetime."

5.) Twilight

"EDWARD!"

"JACOB!"

"EDWARD!"

"JACOB!"

Stefan merely stared as the two sisters battled back and forth. Eventually he came to realize that things were about to get out of control and decided to step in.

"Maybe you two should just agree to disa ... "

The two enraged twins simply turned to glare at him and yelled simultaneously.

"Stay out of this, Stefan!"

At that, the poor vampire could do nothing other than sigh dejectedly and sit back down. Where was his brother when he needed him? Leslie then turned and accused her sister.

"You only like Edward because he looks like a wannabe-Stefan!"

"That's not true! He's better for Bella! He loves her!"

"Bullsh*t! He left her all alone in the woods! I saw the movie!"

At that, Elena merely huffed and replied defensively.

"He did it because he loved her! He was trying to protect her!"

"Oh, yeah? Look how that turned out!"

"Edward is better!"

"No, he's not! Jacob is!"

"He left her too!"

At that statement, Leslie merely crossed her arms and stated bluntly.

"Vampires and werewolves aside. She would have been better off with Jacob. He was a true friend to her when she needed someone. The other jack*ss didn't even call to see how she was doing. In the normal mortal world, Jacob should have been her choice."

"That ... "

At this moment, Damon Salvatore decided to go and check on his recent girlfriend Leslie.

"Kitten, what are you ... "

"Hold up, I'm trying to make a point here! I still say Jacob!"

"No! Edward!"

"Jacob!"

"Edward!"

"Jacob!"

It was then that said vampire became highly unpleased at his new girlfriend screaming another man's name. So, he did what any reasonable person would do and kissed his girlfriend until she had trouble breathing. While, his younger brother proceeded to do the same to his own girlfriend. Once the girl's were able to breath again, Leslie turned to her sister and stated bluntly.

"You know what, Lena? F*ck Twilight. I'm Team Damon all the way!"

A/N: Here is a little back story on the little one-shots just written.

Little- Damon thinks it's funny to make fun of Leslie's size. Not so funny now, huh? LOL :D

Big- Nasty minded Damon!

Juice- Lesle loves apple juice and Damon loves Bourbuice!

Cup- Poor drunken Damon.

Twilight- Established Damon/Leslie relationship. I just wondered what Damon's reaction would be. I love Leslie and Damon together as a couple!