Hey, first chapter woop! First story too. Enjoy!

Disclaimer - ME- *sigh* I don't own Naruto… unless the Manga books I have count?

OLDER SISTER - No, no that doesn't count. Plus the books are mine!

Me - Oh ok.

"HI GUYS!" an over eagerly Rock Lee shouted at the group of half asleep teenagers.

"Where does he get all of his energy from this early in the morning?" Sasuke moaned to the fiery red head sitting next to him.

"God knows…maybe he's on drugs, anybody sober would never wear a green jumpsuit with bright orange leg warmers, well…" he looked over at Naruto "Okay, nobody sane would wear that anyway" Gaara replied, whilst trying to build a wall of sand between him and Rock Lee, but failing after several attempts as Naruto was just knocking them over and laughing.

"Umm…Lee? How are you so active in the mornings?" Naruto asked after his laughing fit at Gaara's angry face.

"Aaah, the power of youth!" Lee exclaimed.

"Riiiiight….?" Naruto said confused and slightly dazzled by the way Lee's pose stretched his jumpsuit in awkward areas right in front of Naruto's eyes.

"Anyway, back to the point!" Lee boomed.

"There was a point?" Sasuke asked.

"Yes, the point why I came here!" Lee said.

"Oh, good. So you don't just come here to piss me off then?" Sasuke said sarcastically.

"Whaaaa….oh never mind. The point was I'm having a sleepover and you're all invited!"

The three boys on the floor just glared at each other in horror and Naruto was sure Gaara's eyes were starting to tear up.

Naruto, Gaara and Sasuke were on their way to Lee's house, shaking as they had no idea what to expect. The three were trying to waste as much time as possible so hopefully Lee might think they were not coming and would cancel the sleep over.

"Oh dear, I spilt my sand, and it will take aaaages to clean it up. You two go on without me." Gaara said dramatically, with a sly smile.

"NO! Don't be stupid, I will help you! Even if it takes all night!" Sasuke replied in the same tone as Gaara.

"Huh…? I don't get it." Naruto stated completely confused, he didn't want to go to Lee's either but he hadn't quite caught on to Gaara's and Sasuke's plan.

"Oh. My. God!" Gaara moaned slapping his hand to his fore head.

"Could you be anymore of an idiot?" Sasuke asked Naruto.

"Who…what…why…huh?"

The two boys loved to play with Naruto when he was confused like this. They both looked at each other and smiled; obviously the same sick idea had struck their minds to mess with Narutos head.

"Oh okay we will tell you the truth" Sasuke sighed heavily.

"Right the truth is…" Gaara carried on "We are in love, gay, totally and mentally tied together by our hearts!" The boys looked at each other and blinked lovingly.

"Aaaaah! What the hell? When were you guys gonna tell me this?!" Naruto screamed.

Gaara and Sasuke took each others hands and said "We wanted to keep it a secret, you know, in case you got freaked out." the guys leaned forward in for a kiss, Naruto gasped and the boys fell over laughing before their lips touched.

"Hey..? What the hell is going on?!" Naruto shouted at the boys rolling on the floor.

"You really thought that me and him were…" Sasuke couldn't finish his sentence.

"Sasuke, in answer to your earlier question; Yes, he really is that much of an idiot." Gaara joked until their smiles and Narutos confused face turned to fear….they had reached Rock Lee's house.

Yaaaaaaaaaay! First chapter finished. REVIEW OR DIE!…or not….the choice is yours.