As Bella and Edward were sitting down on the sofa in the Cullen's living room Jacob burst through the wall (AN he thinks he i

Disclaimer: the AMZING and WONDERFUL Stephenie Meyer owns the Characters. I own the plot. It pains me to write THIS story because it doesn't stick to the books. But it was kinda fun to write. Enjoy the story! :WINCE:

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As Bella and Edward were sitting down on the sofa in the Cullen's living room Jacob burst through the wall (AN he thinks he is to macho to use the door.). Jacob looked around and asked Edward "Where is Rosalie?" Edward cocked his head and said "Upstairs." Jacob ran up the stairs and came back down holding Rosalie. " Dear Sweet Lovely Rosalie, You are my imprint." Jacob said. " Oh Dear Jacob I have waited for this day to come. The day you tell me that you love me!" said Rosalie dramatically. Then they started making-out.

Then Alice came down stairs and saw Jacob and Rosalie, and yelled "YOU TWO-TIMING PUP!! IT'S OVER BETWEEN US!!" She then ran upstairs and pulled Emmett down. "See Em. She is not just your lover but that DOGS also! But Iam all YOURS." Then Emmett and Alice Skipped off into the forest singing some random song.

Jasper comes down the stairs reading a magazine. (He LOVES 17 magazine) He sat down on a chair and looked up to see Rosalie and Jacob going up the stairs while making-out.

Right as Bella and Edward were going to make-out Leah Burst through the hole in the wall that Jacob made.

" Dang it! That stupid Second In Command PUP got here before me and made the hole in the wall. That is MY signature entrance, NOT his!! Oh well!!" Edward cocked his head for the second time that day and said "Hmphf."

"Edward, My love! You are my imprint!" screamed Leah.

"YAY JAZZY!!" screamed Bella. "This means we don't have to hide our love anymore!!" Bella yelled.

"Well we can now go to France together." Replied Jasper. (ANyou have to say Jasper's line with a British accent.)

Then Leah and Edward Left to move to Australia. While Bella and Jasper set off to France.

Carlisle and Esme came in the door yelling at each other. "WELL I AM MARRING CHARLIE. SO THERE!!" yelled Esme. She then ran upstairs and packed half of her clothes (Take notice that they were all slightly revealing) And drove to Charlie Swan's house.

Carlisle then said " Well now I can go on my life long tour with my band in Asia!!" Then he also left.

(AT CHARLIE AND ESME'S)

" Charlie I know you are part werewolf, but I am a vampire. So I am going to bite you!!" said Esme "Alright!" said Charlie

(THREE DAYS LATER)

" Charlie, you are now a Werewolf/Vampire!! Congrats" Squealed Esme. "Yay!!" Charlie yelled.

Then the phone rang. (AN The bold is Alice and the normal font is Esme.)

"Hello?" said Esme.

"hi Esme! Its Alice!"

"Hello Alice!"

"Kay guess what!!"

"What?"

"ME AND EMMETT ARE PARENTS!!"

"WEHAVE8KIDSNOW!THEYWEREALLBORNATTHESAMETIME!NATURALLYTOO!" (We have 8 kids now! They were all born at the same time! Naturally too!)

"Yay Alice I am so proud of you!"

"Well I have to go now!! Bye!!"

"Good-Bye Alice!"

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So here is the gist of the story.

Jacob imprints on Rosalie. They run off together.

Bella and Jasper get together and run off to France.

Esme and Charlie get married.

Charlie is a Werewolf/Vampire. Because Esme bite him.

Leah imprints on Edward. They run off together.

Alice and Emmett hook up and Alice gets pregnant and they have 8 kids.

Carlisle becomes a songwriter/singer. And he tours Asia with his band on a life long tour.

(AN Thanks for reading!!)