"Congratulations Sun you're the new, and first champion of Alola!" Kukui exclaimed ecstatically, "The party is going to happen in Iki town so it's a good idea for us to get going."

As the three of us (Kukui, Hau and I) made our way out of the newly built Pokémon League, an unexpected Ultra-Wormhole appeared in front of us and I was unceremoniously sucked through.


As the twilight spear punctured the barrier surrounding Hyrule Castle the creature of the fused shadow was flung towards the bridge upon which stood the Hero of Twilight and would have destroyed it if the fused shadow didn't separate returning Midna to her impish form.

Shortly afterwards Midna awoke to the beast-like blue eyes of Link. Rising to Link's shoulder height they moved toward the castle's gates before being pulled through a twilight portal to an unknown world.


Harry Potter was sat on a swing in the park in Little Whinging in Surrey when his pig of a cousin Dudley Dursley and his gang appeared. Seeing their favourite punching bag, him. Waddling over, Dudley attempting to piss off Harry started teasing Harry about his latest spate of nightmares.

"Don't kill Cedric!" He mockingly exclaimed, " who's Cedric, your boyfriend?" The comment made Harry look up from height copy of The Daily Prophet but not say anything.

"Why don't you go cry to your mother…where is your mother Potter? Is she dead? Is she dead!?"

Throwing down the paper, Harry strode towards Dudley drew his wand and aimed it straight at the underside of his five chins. The strange behaviour enticed laughter out of Dudley's gang but unnerved Dudley himself.

At that moment, the sky turned dark and everything went cold. All Dudley could stutter was "W-w-what did you do?" Harry had a clue but wasn't about to make his cousin nervous even more so he told him to run and apparently even the obese could run alongside the scrawny when their lives were at stake.

As they entered an overpass the cold caught up causing the floor and the lights to frost over, three dementors appeared at the other end of the overpass and two portals coughed up two individuals either side of him. His day just had to get worse.


Getting up off of the frosted floor I noticed three other people: two fairly thin like me and the other clearly on the obese side of the scale. Shivers coursing through me I turn to the source of the cold, three ghost-like things.

Seeing the boy in the middle take out a stick and the far one draw a sword I decided to help the only way I know how when it comes to ghosts. "Come, my first, Incineroar!"

Bursting forth from the pokéball was a 5'11" bipedal red and black lion with a belt made of fire bared down upon the dementors. "Let's keep this simple, Darkest Lariat!"


Shocked by the creature appearing out of the spherical capsule Link realized that it was a creature of darkness and transformed into the Twilight Beast to attack the poe-esque monster.


Bipedal lion on one side and apparent wolf animagus on the other Harry cried toe one thing that came naturally "Expecto Patronum". A silvery-white stag charged from the end of his wand.

The patronus, Link, and Incineroar each hit a dementor and they fled from Little Whinging back to Azkaban. With Incineroar returned to the pokéball and Link back as a Hylian, they all turned to Dudley who was petrified with shock so they managed to part carry, part drag him back to 4 Privet Drive where they struggled with the door and got Dudley into the living room where Petunia was watching a weather report stating the now apparent obvious.