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Life with Derek...in New York

"Kids get down here"

"5 more minutes"

"NO now! "

Casey's POV

Derek as usual was a slob and a pig but I owed him for helping me with Miss Pummleman. Girly white lies! Honestly sometime I could just strangle him.

"You have 10 seconds"

"10"

"9"

"8"

"7"

"6"

"5"

"4"

"3"

"2"

"1"

Of course Derek the ass, he really is, came in last second.

"Mum and George have something to say so sit down right now Derek!"

Frikin' bitch telling' me what to do"

" Sexist pig"

"Calm down you two"



" Me and George got a letter from Rick I inviting you to New York for the entire summer"

"Yessssssssssssss an entire summer in New York away from DEREK. And all he's doing is staying with Sam " " Actually he doesn't think an 9 and 14 yr old girls should go alone" " So he invited Derek" " BUT"

" What mum?!" " He invited Edwin and Marti too"

Derek POV

The Venturi's win again. What I want I get. Surely Space Case knows that.