Without further ado, let us get down to business.

This is gonna be a Dark Naruto fic. And trust me, He will NOT in a million years ever try to attempt on becoming a good Konoha loving fool. I'm gonna do my best on that.

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Umm... On second thought don't count on it too much. I'll make this story whatever the hell my balls tell me to do. Sorry for raising any hopes, muhahaha! But it still might be a dark One in the end after all, hopefully:-)

This fic is rated M. Which means I'm not going to fuck around kiddies. I certainly will not gonna be like those authors who use an M just to be cautious or for a bit of violence and lemon. Oh HELL NO! I'm gonna make the full use of it. So expect violence, sex, rape, destruction, inhumanity and many other things! If you don't like those then this fic is simply not worth your time:-)

One more thing though. I'm dedicating this fic to the legendary Dark Naruto writer 'Darthemius'. After all, his writing was one of the reasons that made me so passionate towards Naruto in a dark character. I owe him so much for that. I wonder if you accept cash or credit cards Darth;-)

Disclaimer: I still do not understand why writers should do this every single time before a fic:-(


Konoha... Gakure no Sato.

The village hidden in the leaves. Named by Uchiha Madara. Co-founder of Konoha along with Senju Hashirama.

A place of legend. To many, it is heaven on earth. Why you ask? Simple. Being the most powerful hidden village in the elemental nation, having almost an uncountable amount of supplies and rations, powerful elite ninjas for protection(not that kind of protection you hentai), the forest giving a natural defense to the village, the powerful seal which made any intruder almost piss in their pants should they mess up spying or infiltrating, Almost! Not to mention of the nice soothing weather all around the year most of the time.

Even after reading all this fucking shit of my explanation, if you don't come into the conclusion that this village is NOT the best, I'd simply like to say something fucking to your face.

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FUCK! YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!

Why in the right mind would you call this freak of a village the best? The villagers, Aaaaargh...! Just thinking about them gives me the shivers of my life. Shh... I'm about to tell you something that'll blow your fucking mind. Don't tell anyone. It's an EIS rank secret in my opinion. What's EIS rank secret you say? Simple, Extra Imaginative S rank secret. Yeah yeah yeah. I know I suck at giving names. Fuck you.

As for the villagers, Ooof! I can't believe I have to fucking say it but I am an honorable man, actually I'm just a 14 year old boy but I like to think myself as a man.

Okay... Calm down Naruto. You knew this was inevitable. And you also knew that one day you just have to admit it. Yes! You just have to fucking admit that those pathetic excuse of those villagers are really really...

NICE TO YOU!

Even though I, Namikaze Naruto, the supposed to be a cursed child of Konoha, holder of the great demon fox Kyuubi no yoko, unintentionally destroyer of about one fourth of Konoha eleven years ago, unintentionally the killer of Uzumaki Kushina, Konoha's red death, first classed seal master, greatest kenjutsu user and her husband Namikaze fucking Minato the hero of the third great ninja war, yondaime hokage of Konoha, famous yellow flash and a lot of other titles.

Even though I am the reason they are dead today, even though I am the reason why more than two hundred children became orphan, more than thousands of people lost their family and still... They fucking value me like I'm some sort of world's most precious jewel.

They should've hated me. They should've resented me, rejected me at the first place. That would've been the most logical thing to do, wouldn't it?

But No! They gave me everything I ever wanted before asking. Good food, one of the best apartments in the village, a monthly salary for showing my fucking face to them and gracing them every single day, Hell! They even present me with various kinds of gifts time to time.

Man! This village is crazy. Absolutely rotten to the core.

Think about it. The sandaime hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen despises of me. In his opinion, I am the reason for the death of my parents. I am the reason he has to do all those shitty paperworks even in his seventies. If not for the support of the civilian council, frankly I don't think I would've lasted this long. Hmm... 11 years of living is quite long admit it or not.

This is bullshit! The things should've been different, don't you think? The villagers should've hated me for what I contain, and what it did to their family all those years ago. They should've bashed me, abused me, beat the hell out of me at every freaking chance they got. And the sandaime, peace loving old fool as he is. He should've understood the sacrifice of my parents. He should've treated me warmly. You know, with a nice smile, positive remarks those kind of things? Also, he should've at least posted one or two ANBUs to protect me from those bashing crowds. Surely I don't have to describe how the civilian council should've treated me, right?

Man! I am so popular in the village. Everywhere I go, a small crowd doesn't take to much time to gather around me and stare at me in awe like I'm some sort of God in human form. Alright, I understand you, the villager's love for me but sometimes, you villagers take it to a whole new level.

Let me give you an example. Last week I went into a shopping mall. Khelnaghor was it's name. The most attractive, beautiful and colorful shopping mall in all over the land of fire(Damn we Konoha people are lucky). Recently they just released the latest version of PS video game, The PS-POOP. I think after releasing PS7, they kinda lost interest in those boring numbers. So, by using their imagination, SONY developed this completely new game.

Just a month ago it was released and boy! I can't even describe how much popularity it gained. People went crazy for it. For good reason too. The graphics and the sound system was especially TOO DARN AWESOME! The controller is now fully touched screen, to prevent the buttons and the analog sticks from getting broken, they have been upgraded. All in all, it's a beautiful experience for any game lovers!

So, as I was saying, I went into the store, neglecting all my admirer's awe at my arrival in front of the counter.

"Your latest released PS-POOP, one please."

After about a minute, "Here you go Sir."

"How much is the cost?"

"Namikaze-sama, your presence in our humble shop is like the blessing of Kami, your honorable presence has made our today's life magnificent, your holiness has.."

"Okay okay I get it. Please tell me the fucking price already. I've got a meeting 30 minutes later with some weirdos about how to make my life more comfortable than it already is."

"Of course Sir! Please forgive your humble servant for daring to waste your precious time. I must..."

"Please just tell me the price of the game."

"Yes Sir. As you probably know due to the popularity and demand of this newly released platform, the selling rate has already been gone up more than we could imagine. Resulting a slight raise of the price. Normally we used to sell it for 3325000 ryo, after the increased amount of sale, we can now sale the PS-POOP for 3335000 ryo."

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"W-What?"

T-That's insane! Even with my earning of a year I don't think I would be able to buy that piece of shit. Oh well! Maybe after getting a little bit old, the price will 'calm down'.

"Sir, good sir wait!"

Without uttering a word while I was turning my back to him, the salesman suddenly called me out.

"Namikaze-sama, you did not let me finish. Yes! Because of popularity, the price of a PS-POOP has gone up high. But our manager gave us a 'Very Especial' notice that if we ever encounter the lone brave hero Namikaze Naruto-sama, we are to simply give him anything he wishes to buy from us... With a discount rate of 70%."

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Sigh... What is wrong with this fucking village. You've got to be fucking shiting me.


That was just one of the story of me buying something I liked. Suffice to say, I was ecstatic after finally being able to buy that thing. And boy! The world has gotten more colorful with that piece of metal and now, I can't even dream of living without it!

From my childhood I've been given such 'especial' treatment by the villagers. Didn't like it but didn't object it. It was just... Entertaining should I say? To see those fool of a villagers treating me like Kami.

The village is rotten to the core. The villagers, ANBUs, Hokage himself is fucked up in the brain. Did I say that before? I believe I did. Let me give you another example of their stupidity.

Uchiha Sasuke. The last living Uchiha in Konoha.

Poor boy. I wonder how it would've been to watch all your precious people, family and loved ones die right in front of your eyes by none other than one of your beloved ones.

The guy had to watch his kinsman die in front of him and there was nothing he could do except for standing there helplessly.

I don't like anyone. I have lots of... Friends. Though it is a one-sided friendship cause I don't care about any of them. I feel no love for them even though I know some of them genuinely care for me in such a degree that they would gladly sacrifice themselves in order to give me a chance. I know it, so that's why I act all friendly with them, talking and behaving like I'm the Mr. Good guy. The truth is very far from that. I'm just using them for my personal selfish needs. When the time is right, I'm gonna manipulate them so smoothly that they'll think the decisions they made was from their own free will. And also I'm gonna ditch them from my life for good. Until then, 'Hey me amigos, wanna play?'

I'm a bastard, a being that should never have been born. One day I'm gonna betray every single one of them and then they would realize what calamity and disaster they themselves brought upon.

Oops. I nearly forgot the subject. Where was I again? Oh yes! The last Uchiha. Point is, after losing so much at such young age, logically, shouldn't he have received some nice treatment like me? Oh, he got far from it.

"Loser"

"Pathetic"

"Whining baby"

"Weak"

These are some of the 'most less hateful' comments he has to endure. I think I'm not gonna talk about the other ones.

They think he is weak. They think he is a coward. They think he should've done better that fateful day. They think he should've attacked Uchiha Itachi, one of the best ANBU the village has ever produced and kill him for the unforgivable crime.

Hmph. Maybe this is called the audacity of hope. Lmao, Shakespeare is probably rolling his eyes in his grave right now. Who the hell is he anyway? A writer or something? Bah, doesn't matter.

I've witnessed it with my own eyes how they treat him. To them, Sasuke is like useless trash! The shopkeepers always sell him the worst product with a very high price. Whenever he goes out from his house, tons of glares and whispers are directed at him.

And I can't believe that I'm saying this AGAIN.

The villagers are fucked up.

If not then, WHY THE HELL WOULD THEY EVEN GIVE A DARN ABOUT ITACHI?

To them Itachi is most certainly not a criminal. To them he is just like me. A Kami living on earth. Even to this day they worship him. They believe that an Uchiha who was able to eliminate all his clan so smoothly without breaking a sweat IS the kind of person that has real strength and should be admired. In their opinion, the Uchiha clan must have been very weak to fall in the hands of one of their very owns. I believe they think that 'Why should we need all the Uchihas at all when we have a single one who is more powerful than the whole clan combined.'

Can they not even use plain and simple logic? Can they not even deduct the fact that a person like that can betray them so easily given the chance? So what if Itachi was a prodigy? Without a lash, the tiger never calms down and behave.

I'm so disappointed with the villagers, Hokage everyone. Every single one of them, I hate them so much. There are no logical reason why there is so much hatred inside of me in the first place but... I just can't live up with this. I need more colors in my life. I need something that can truly make my blood boil in excitement. From when I can remember, for absolutely no fucking reason at all I've always wanted to burn this village down. To tear apart every single living being in this village. I want to kill those meat bags. Yeah, I don't count them as human being. There are no place for the weak. You can either be the hunter or the hunted.

I want to hear their agonizing screams, painful moans, inhuman cries. Oh! What a sight it shall be in that day! I'm gonna kill innocents, burn down their houses. When I kill a child in front of his mother, the look of her face shall be enough to give me laughs for a VERY long time. Hahaha... What about the look of that person's face when I'm gonna abuse his wife or sister in the most brutal way possible for men, without consent of course. Ufufu, priceless!

Is my insanity the fault of Kyuubi? I don't think so. From my childhood I was different from others. A simple act of cruelty would've made me feel like I'm in my own heaven. An act of kindness bores the hell out of me. Kyuubi is not manipulating my thoughts, that I'm sure of. So why am I like this? As being the child of two great heroes, I should've been better. But day by day I'm starting to lose it.

Last week, one night at 2 am, I suddenly woke up from my sleep. My body had such a burning feeling that I never got before. Even after turning the air cooler on the disturbing feeling was still present. I suddenly felt a blood lust. My conscious was telling me to do something bad, something cruel. I did not get any sleep in that night. After dawn, my feeling of lust turned off.

I think if I don't do something very quickly about this, I'm gonna be in some major trouble. For the last seven days I haven't had much sleep. If I stay awake for another single night, I think I'm gonna finally lose it.

I met a girl a few days ago. One of my fangirls actually. Her name is Sumiko. An orphan because of Kyuubi. A little bit younger than me. Has a crush on me for quite a long time. Has a nice sexy body despite her age. She's attractive I can't help but admit. Invited me many times to have some tea in her house with her and spend some quality time. Of course I've politely rejected the offer every time. But tonight is gonna be different.

Tonight, when everybody is gonna fall asleep, I'm gonna have my chance to do something about my inner problem. Sumiko seems to be a nice girl who might help me get rid of my frustrations in a very... 'Unique' way. So I'm gonna give her a visit tonight. What am I going to do with her you ask? That... Is a secret.


That's all. Tell me your opinion. Insult me or something like that if you think the chapter was not worth it, I don't mind. But please at least have the time to write a few lines about what I did wrong and how I can improve.

I can leave this fic as a one shot or if you'd like I can continue writing it a bit more. It's up to the readers opinion. I don't think I'd like too have a say in this. I shall observe your responses then. After that, I'll come to a decision. Thank you.

Peace to you;-) Bye!

Mr. Hide aka Hasuinna