Mario and friends are all owned by this one fucking loser in his bedroom.
I hope you enjoy this ;3
mario walkd to the front dor of his hous. "wel, luigi, im going to thu groshuree stoar. ill c u l8r."
"bro its stil smal," exclaemd luigi.
"shut da fuck up."
meenwial, in srasland…
hedfh walkd into da bedrom he shard with his wif, princess daisy. he was expekkkting tu rest with his wif pesfle, but insted fownd his wif in laungeray with a strap-on laing sudukkktuvly on they're fancy, silk-cloth sheet coverd bed. howevr, daisy wantud to haf thu bed coverd in sumthing els ;)
"hey, der ;)," daisy sayed in a lustfl ton.
"Oh, der…" wimprd hedfh.
-Two minutes later-
daisy thrust her strap-on into hedfh's tite ashol, moneing with plesre, wereass hedfh squeeld in pan as his ashol becum torn apart.
however, he cold not deni the fakkkt that he had gotun a rokkk-hard cokkk frum havin his prostat be rubd aganst by the massiv strap-on his wif wor.
this was a concurnt them with they're reelayshunship aftrd they mareyd – they fukkkd likkk bunees, butt daisy didnt want to be prugnant, so she fond anotr way of dong the ded.
aftrd a few mor throosts, hedfh fond himself ejakkkulating his stikkky wit mayonnaise all over the matre.
back at marios house
"ayy luigi, i'm back nigga" said mario
"wut did u get at thu star?" asskkked luigi
"i got us a dobl sid dildo ;)" said mario
The end
I hope you dirty fucking perverts enjoyed the sequel to the greatest fanfiction ever.