Because her grilfiend of seven mnoths, who she luvved very much, Bleck Belldonger, was a lil bit unnaffuckionate.
Shore, wen they were cuddlin on her sofa, and scissoring liek a power crazy preschooler, Yeng felt purrty in luv, but whenever they weren't fucking like members of the proletariat, Yeng couldnt help but feel Bleck was giving her the cold shoulder.
It wasn't relly Bleck's fault. It was prolly just pairnoia.
But a lil pornnoyer could go a long wae, and in Yeng's case, it had brought her to the dawse of Junior's klub, so she could pick up sum chics.
Perheps if she made Bleck jeloos, she could mek Bleck wram up to her again. Her plan was simple, treid and tested, and if it had worked in Shinobii of Luv-jutsu, then it owuld werk irl. Rite?
So Yeng wnet up to the bar, and said to Joonyah,
"hello my nem yeng may i habe 2 vodka strawbrery sonraise martinis thanku vereh much"
and Johnyes repleid
"What the fuck, what is with this fucking bullshit I swear to god"
before hending over Yeng's vodke merteenies
Yeng looked over to the boi to her rite, Jyawn Arch, said hi to his deprzd ass, and then began to sip the moretinies.
Now, Yeng was beginning to get lil TipsyTM, so she said to Joonyeh
"Feck thes, imma left this joint"
but she was distacted, for she had suddenly caught sight of THE MOST BOOTYFUL LADY SHE HAD EVRE SCENE sitting nxet to her.
She sideld over to hre, being shore to bumb their asses together because that was how wun did the sedoocey, and said
"Helo Yeng So Long, my name's sexy"
sexy replied
"um yeng I think ur drunk my name is Jyawn not yeng"
Yeng larfed it off, bcos it looked like sexy was not just sexy, but she was funny too. Combiend with the shrot blond heir, and tha arse, yeng was basiclay looking at her perfuck grill. All she needed was neko ears.
sexy chuckled nervoosely.
"cmon sexy" sed Yeng, "nous devons sortir afin de me fucker"
"I don't think that's how French works, you absolute retard," sed Jauneyarr.
And so, sexy was yanked out by her bootiful arm outside.
Now, as I em shore we are all awear, sexy was not actually sexy. She was a he, and he was Jyawn. Now, Jyawn wasn't exectly shore wat was gong on, but Yeng was beng unusually forward. He was pretty sure Bumblebee was canon atm, but maybe Yeng was just bi - and heck, he hadn't scene her with Bleck in a while, nor had he redd the subtext.
So, as Yeng stucc her tung in his mouth, he was hesitent to yeet it out.
One thing led to another thing, and soon the couple could be scene feelin eachother up in that dark and dingey alleyway filled with disused condoms discarded cigarettes empty needles tumblr threads and the SCUM OF THE FUCKING EARTH.
Yeng mowned, as sexy stucc her fingers into her pussy - that being her vjj, not Bleck - before moaning
"yes, yes, moar, moar!~" groaned Yeng.
"how much moar Yeng" asked Jyawn nervwussly
Yeng drew so close to sexy's ear that she could, liek, idk, eat her brains or sth idfk
"all of u~" whispered Yeng
And then Jyawn plunged all 20 inches of his absolutely massive twanger directly into Yeng's snatch. Does that even werk? How should I fuckin kno
Now, Yeng was understandably very shocked. As a gurl, she had nevre expected to go through the same payne as fans of Astolfo, or that one maido waifu from Blend-S. As a lesber, she had nevre expecced a gud dicking.
She also hadnt expecced that 20 inch meat could exist outside of, idk, whales. But hey, this is fanfic Jyawn, so we can defy biolorgy. Fuck u
But, altough it came as a surpise, it was naught an unpeasant one. Because Yeng came instantly and with the volume and force of a fire hydratn.
"Well thx, Yeng," said Jyawn, "That was gr8 but since the author has retconned Pyrrah back into exist, I'm ortomatically bound to her by right of law."
But Yeng didn't care. Now that she had experienced the dick, she could not go beck.
The inside of her brain now looked something like a dick-shaped omelette.
"hEY Jyawny," she said to Jyawn, latching onto his arm like a newborn babe, "How do you feel about... NTR?"
"its fucking gross and i hate myself for wut ive just don so can i go now"
"Hehehe that's not how this werks Jyawn-y boi," mused Yeng, "The author needs to mek sequel munny"
"NOOOOOO" scremmed Jyawn
- TO BE CONTINUDE -