Disclaimer: I do not own dgrayman. But I think I own my weird mind. I know I am paranoid.
Allen's pov
Woah I am so tired. And hungry. Can't forget hungry. I wonder if I can sneak something from the kitchen. But I keep hearing screaming and that is never a good sign. But they don't sound like they're coming from the kitchen so I should be fine.
And so he headed out the door with a tired smile on his face. Little did he know what was really going on. And how soon his peaceful venture to the kitchen would end.
That is right people. There was a zombie apocalypse occurring at the black order. But seeing that Allen is always in his own little world and sleeps like the dead he didn't hear the announcement over the golems. Well the sound of a person yelling about zombies before screaming in pain and cutting the signal.
So being the clueless boy he is he continued to walk down hallways with bloody handprints on the wall. Thinking about the precious food that was lying around the corner. That is until he felt something hard and metal hit him on the head. Then he thought about who he would kill for disturbing his walk to the kitchen. And then he fell to the ground.
Lavi's pov
Oh shit I just hit one of my friends in the head with a metal pan. Why little buddy? May you rest in peace (pieces). Such a shame. I remember all the times you would order everything on the menu before they would kick us out. Good days. Good days.
Lavi stared down at the unfortunate boy as he raised the pan only to lower it once more.
"Can we keep him Yu-chan? I promise he won't be any trouble. I'll take care of him myself. I just don't have the heart to kill one of my best friends." Lavi tried to use puppy dog eyes on Kanda only to find out how death threatening the other male could be.
"You are an idiot! The beans profit has the biggest appetite I have ever soon. How many people do you think he would have to eat? I should just ditch you. Why are you following me anyway?" Kanda stared at Lavi as he rubbed his head where Kanda had hit him with mugen.
Lavi sweat dropped at the thought of a zombie beansprout trying to eat everyone. Them included. "But Kanda, Allen is too polite to eat people."
"Really? I can name a few times before this happened when he seemed like he was hungry enough to eat us all!" Kanda yelled at Lavi. Soon they entired a screaming match that woke the cursed boy laying on the floor.
"What the hell happened to me? All I remember is going to go eat and..." he looked up at the two people arguing about whether he would eat somebody or not. With an evil grin he appeared behind them and hit them both over their heads with the pan he had taken from Lavi.
"No one stops me when I am hungry. You got it? I will deal with you both later I am hungry and you interrupted me on the way to the kitchen." Allen walked away from the two dazed people lying on the floor who just learned to never mess with Allen when he wanted food.
A/N: Hello people! I was just sitting trying to do homework when I thought of Allen looking for food when Lavi and Kanda think he is a zombie and attack him. I think it was more epic in my mind. Oh well. I might continue if I get enough reviews. I wrote this on my ipod though so i am sorry about any mistakes. I will try to correct them later. I think you can tell what are thoughts hopefully. So bye and review please. It will be better if I post another chapter.