How to Annoy a Shinigami

by Jiyugami-chan

Exactly what it sounds like. Not limited to Shinigami. You request the characters. NOTE: I am only on episode 88 of the anime. I do not know some characters. T because, I, like my fellow writers, am paranoid. Note to Admins: this is not a list alone. It is a list with a reaction at the end. Thank you all for understanding. Or not. Your call. DISCONTINUED.

1. Ichigo

So, with all the 'How to Annoy _' stories, I thought I would write one for Bleach.

I was originally writing this for Soul Eater, but nobody seemed to like it, so I took it down.

Request characters you want me to annoy in the reviews. BTW, I don't own Bleach or anything referenced in the story.

CHAPTER 1- Kurosaki Ichigo

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1. Order 1000 kilo of rotten strawberries. Put them all in his room. Bonus points if you made a rotten strawberry smoothie, then put it in his room.

2. Push Renji on top of him, then call it forbidden love.

3. Or do number 2 with Byakyua.

4. Or both.

5. Tell him how babies are made, with Rukia in the same room.

6. For number 5, have Rukia pelt him with random objects whenever he says anything.

7. Steal his sister Yuzu's PJ's. ALL of them.

8. Better yet, steal all his PJ's. Feel free to set them on fire. In front of him.

9. Have Rukia draw a portrait of him. Print it on flyers and put them all over town. Bonus points if you can get Renji to give him one and tell him it's a shame it isn't his real face.

10. Scream in his face for no reason. When he tells you to shut up, claim you didn't say anything.

11. Call him Orange-chan. In front of Renji. Bonus points if Renji calls him Orange-chan too.

12. Lock him in a small room with his dad. If he begs to be let out, tell him that he has to tell you the secret password. Once he figures out the password, change it.

13. Remind him that a girl lived in his closet for two months. If he acts embarrassed, call him a dirty perv for the rest of the day.

14. Or week.

15. Or month. Or year. Heck, call him a dirty perv for the rest of his life.

16. Whenever you see him, say 'Guess what?'. When he says 'What?', say 'Chicken butt'. Bonus points if you can get Kon to do it too. More bonus points if you can get Kon to do it at the same time as you.

17. When you talk to him, streeeeeeeeeeeetch ooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuut yooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuur vooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeels.

18. Tell him that "The party is ending at 2 AM, so whatever you must do, do it now."

19. Stare at him for a long time. Then look away. Then stare at him some more. Then poke him. Look away for a long time. Then stand up on a chair, and announce that he has bought $800 worth in underwear, and that they all have pictures of bathing suit models on them.

20. Tell him that his name is Mr. Sunny Day, Goddess of rainbows and flowers.

21. Do everything on this list. Before he attempts to kill you, disappear into nothingness.

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Ichigo thought he'd go insane. He was so glad he had woken up

"Ichigo, what's wrong? Are you okay?"

"Yeah...It's just..."

"What?"

"I hate...blue dragons. Bright blue dragons... I hate them."

"Ichigo, did you forget to take your medicine again?"