Disclaimer: None of the characters, ie Malfoy, Weasley, or Potter, or the actors that play them, belong to me. The actors belong to themselves, and the characters that they play belong to J.K. Rowling. Also, Hannibal Lector does not belong to me. He belongs to whoever created him.
Warning: Disturbing content below. If you have issues against cannibalism, please do not read!
Malfoy-Weasley-Potter Pie
Squeeze 'em, hug 'em til they cry.
Mush 'em, smush 'em til they die.
Stick 'em in a pan with a french fry.
Boil 'em, bake 'em, put 'em in a pie.
Pop 'em in your mouth -- they're sweet as nectar,
And my name is Hannibal Lector.
A/N: Thanks for reading my rhyme, everyone! I created this with the help of two of my sisters (the last two lines are from one of them) during a post-dinner conversation about how adorable – baby adorable, mind you, since I can't see how anyone could think of them in any other way – Tom Felton, Daniel Radcliffe, and Rupert Grint are, and I, being my disturbed self, came up with this poem. I hope you all liked it! ^_^