Hello! This is my take on what basically amounts to the most randomest things with the Pokemon Legenedarys I can think of...
Arceus: LET THE BLOOD POUR ON THESE HOLLOWED STONES!
NO! BAD ARCEUS! HEEL! (Sprays water at Arceus.)
Arceus: NUUUUUU! WATER BAD!
Dialga was craving Nutella. He was in the kitchen for this reason. "Now, where's the Nutella-" He opened the fridge to see the spot he put the Nutella empty. "D: NO NUTELLA! MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!"
Arceus poofed in. "YES BABY TIME LORD?!
"NO NUTELLA!"
"Hm. This is a issue... I KNOW! DARKRAI, HEATRAN. HERE!" Arceus poofed them in.
Darkrai fell to the ground with his secret teddy. "MUTAYWK! Where am I?!"
Heatran looked up from his Sudoku puzzle, which he somehow plays... With cross-shaped feet- MOVING ON! "We're in the kitchen. I assume you need us Arceus?"
"Take Dialga and get Nutella. And some other stuff too." A list poofed into the air. "THat would be the Legendary's food request. Take the credit card, and be back by 5:00."
Darkrai was still half-asleep, so all he said was "M'kay thx Mum u rock..."
Heatran grabbed the list... Somehow, and grabbed Darkrai and Dialga. "WHISK US AWAY MUM!"
POOF!
Darkrai was having a WONDERFUL dream. He finally managed to ask this Lopunny out, and she said yes, then Mum summoned him to do this ass-backwards shopping trip for Dialga's Nutella cravings. "Well, what do we need?"
Heatran split the list up. "Darkrai, you get grain, meat, and dairy stuff. Dialga, spreads, sauces, and chips. I'll get sweets and drinks."
Darkrai grudgingly grabbed his list, grumbling about something or other. Dialga bounded off with a shopping cart to find his Nutella. Heatran took a basket and walked off.
Darkrai walked to the frozen meat section first. "Let's see... Beef Jerky, Chicken Nuggets, 30 lbs. of Octopus, Mini Hamburgers- WAIT WHAT?! Who eats that much Octopus?!"
Lugia sat at a table with a little bib that had a octopus on it. "I hope they hurry up..."
"Meh. I may need a shopping cart..." Darkrai floated to the shopping cart pile and pushed one over.
"Beef Jerky, check! Chicken Nuggets, check! Mini Hamburgers, check!" Darkrai listed off everything in the meat section he needed. "Okay, I now need only the 30 lbs. of octopus meat..." Darkrai walked to the seafood section. "Now, where's the-" A kraken screech came out of nowhere. Much like that tentacle- Ooh, that had to hurt Darkrai... Darkrai looked up from his new place in the hamburger meat and said, "NO! IT WAS ALL COTTON CANDY AND RAINBOWS!" A giant octopus was busy terrorizing the seafood section, probably because it saw it cousin from that wedding it went to where he tried to break a pillar by super-humping it. Darkrai dusted himself off, and turned to the overgrown mollusk. "I guess you'll be my meat..." Darkrai's claws glowed with a green glow as he prepared a X-scissor.
Dialga trotted around the aisle, grabbing what he needed, until he came to the holy grail itself, the Nutella shelf. Except, there was only one jar. "Just one?! They dare run low on the spread of.. well, us." Dialga went to pick it up, but the jar was grabbed by a Druddigon. "HEY!"
"What?! Buddy, I was here first! Wait 'till some more comes in!"
"YOU FOOL! You DO NOT just WAIT for Nutella! You find it, and you spread it over your naked body and lick it up in tasty glory."
The Druddigon stared at the blue time dinosaur. "You. You have issues that ascend my plane of existence."
"GIMME!"
"NEVER! My trainer this, so BUGGER OFF!" The Druddigon used Dragon Tail on Dialga and made a break for it.
"YOU DO NOT RUN FROM YOUR GOD!" Dialga charged up a Roar of TIme to stop the blasphemist.
Heatran's trip went normally. No problems. THEN, he checked on DIalga... "DIALGA, THE HELL ARE YOU-"
"HE ASKED FOR IT!" Dialga has the jar of Nutella in his mouth, and the crispy Druddigon under his foot.
"YOU KNEW THE RULES! No using your signature move on regular passerby unless necessary!"
"BUT NUTELLA-"
"SO WHAT?!"
"Hello."
"Hello Darkrai. YOU CAN'T-" Heatran did a double take at Darkrai.
Darkrai was pushing his cart, now with the giant octopus freshly cut up.
"What, how?!"
"Lugia's octopus. And he was terrorizing the seafood section. Luckily, no Japanese schoolgirls were near!"
"Did you really just make that joke?"
"Buddy, we came from the Japanese, we know how they work and function."
"Hah... Did you get everything else?"
"Yep. Hey Dialga, what you do?"
"Nutella anger strike." Dialga replied.
"Right..."
All three of them poofed into the kitchen with their food bagged up. "We're back!" Heatran called.
"WILL THE OWNER OF THIS FREAKIN' HUGE OCTOPUS PLEASE COME UP?!"
"COMING!" Lugia shouted from somewhere.
And that was the first chapter! And if you want to give me some ideas, post them in a review! I may need them sooner or later...