Just a Phan

what Erik really thinks of his phandom

I do not own "Shut Up and Dance" by Walk the Moon, nor do I own POTO. We all wish we owned an Erik, though.

So sure that I would die after Christine,

I vowed that this life was not for me.

'Twas then I tripped and fell into young girls' dreams.

And I knew I was bound to stay forever! Bound to stay forever!

I've gone insane; and crossed that final threshold,

For I enjoy every day!

I'll never dare ask why, I don't question my luck.

And she won't dare hold back, because that's just a phangirl's love.

This woman is the strongest drug, I say.

Oh, that's just a phangirl's love.

They come to my home and bring their light.

Or whisk me off to theirs and I see the sights.

I share with them my music of the night.

And I know they are bound to stay forever! Bound to stay forever!

I've gone insane; and crossed that final threshold,

For I enjoy every day!

And I don't dare ask why, I don't question my luck.

And she won't dare hold back, because that's just a phangirl's love.

This woman is the strongest drug, I say.

Oh, that's just a phangirl's love.

Here in her eyes, I think I see my future.

And, dare I say, I think I like it!

I've gone insane; and crossed that final threshold,

For I enjoy every day.

So I don't dare ask why-never question my luck.

And she won't dare hold back, because she's such a phan ...

This woman is my strongest drug, I say.

Oh, that's just a phangirl's love!

A/N: Hey, a phangirl can dream, right?