Beavis and Butthead
The conspiracy for the theory
Case # 436-ji7pe
Human studies
Subject # 1 Butthead
During world war II our government received knowledge about Hitler's deadly test on the Jews and there program to make a superior race of human hybrid clones with alien DNA collected from the an incident in New Mexico. After the war was over and all there test were unsuccessful it was heard that the testing was over but in actuality the U.S government continued the work so they can use the drones as a high ranking class of super soldiers. The first subject the tested a small child with the IQ of 306 they implanted the name Butthead into his mind and changed all recorded records of him. They started by giving him high levels of a drug that was tested and banned for making the patient unresponsive with his brain but still able to function just not with society. The reason they started of like this is because when you give something the ability to think and being superior makes it wonder why it has to take orders from something that is not superior. After the brain was mostly destroyed the implanted a small metal object made by a company in Tokyo to control animals so there programmed to not attack humans. After the project was a success, our government destroyed the company and stole the research data and the project so they can make it themselves and there will be no proof or evidence connecting them to what the technology was made for. When this implant is placed in the patient's neck, they have total control over exactly what he does. Since the brain was only mostly destroyed, it reverted to its more primitive needs food, sex, water, sex, and a form of god (heavy metal). The human test were only to see if the subject can function without the brain all test were in unsuccessful but in recent studies showed that when the human subject was paired up with a hybrid it will function just not in society.
Hybrid studies
Subject # 2 Beavis
Beavis is a hybrid that got all the same test as Butthead got but they changed something they combined the experiments they made Beavis and Butthead grow up together it turns out that the primal instincts are don't change but get stronger. That leads to getting their ass kicked but when there are two of them the pain that would kill one is distributed to both of them and they live. So all over America, there're men who have blond hair and love Metallica and have a friend or brother who is also mentally ill and hang out with them 24/7. The government has to clone patient butthead because in all there trials the only hybrid that survived was Beavis. To this day, the government does not have a clear reason why the Butthead counter acts with the Beavis maybe it was just meant to be or maybe its that the original Butthead was indeed not entirely human himself maybe he was a runaway from one of the test camps from Europe. Nothing at this point is entirely proven but getting the story out there makes the people more suspicious of there surrounding it makes people question how everything was made. How did we go from a rectangular box that plays magic pictures so fast it looks like there actually moving in real time to a shiny circular disc that has data on it to play those moving pictures? Today our government has over 2,000 of these paired drones in every countries around the world there next step activation.
