Some stories of my Nobody Exnagi, RaegytheKHLover's Nobody Xaergan, and Raegy's little brother's Nobody Cayxer. All of these stories are based off of true things that actually happened to us. We have messed up lives XD
.::Microwave::.
Exnagi sat in The Kitchen That Never Was (Mansex had a really crappy naming system) trying to think of something to eat. She was starving, even more than usual since that idiot Saix decided that "Food is too expensive! We need to cut down on buying that stuff if we want to keep any munny! Marluxia! Start growing vegetables!" This was a huge problem for Exnagi since she hated almost every vegetable of almost every kind.
So. Hungry.
Exnagi NEEDED FOOD. She walked over to The Refrigerator That Never Was and something caught her eye. "Bacon!" Exnagi said to herself. She took out the bacon and walked over to The Microwave That Never Was.
Now...How long do I put this in?
She looked at the box, and in big letters saw the words INSTRUCTIONS.
...Instructions are for losers. Three minutes should do it!
Exnagi set The Timer That Never Was, and sat down and waited. And waited. And- POP! A loud cracking sound came from The Microwave That Never Was. She opened it up and... the spinny-plate-thing was broken in half. And there was bacon grease all over it.
Maybe I should look at the instructions...
She took a look at the box and noticed that it said to set the bacon on a plate with a paper towel over it. It also said to put it in for 30 seconds to a minute. Whoops.
Oh... I'm just gonna...
Exnagi raced out of the room and heard Saix shriek. As long as they didn't find out she made it go boom, it'd all be fine... Hopefully...
Yes, this actually happened to me. I was young, unsupervised, and I wanted bacon. What do you expect?