Disclaimer: I own Kiana, Sam owns Tetra, Alicia owns Kira. The creator of Naruto characters owns them, not me. The songs don't belong to me, either. Don't rope me into a court date because I own all of nothing, unfortunately.
Spoilers: I dunno... random story. Set when Naruto is about 25.
Warnings: Unfortunately, I can't write Gaara very well, but it seemed so funny to write this... And, my warning is that there may be OCCness, since he's drunk and no one knows what he'd do while drunk. This is just my interpretation.
A/N: Gaara has a seal over Shukaku. Don't ask why or how. Since I'm writing, whatever I say shall be... But, he's still an insomniac, though he can get sleep now without Shukaku's evilness trying to eat his non-existent personality away. ( Note- I do love Gaara, but I'm just harsh because my friend who likes him is sitting here watching me type and making comments like 'hey, that's not nice!' ::snicker::
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Chapter 1: Gaara's Holly Jolly Christmas
"Hey, Gaara," the brunette Kaze Tetra said, sitting another glass of sake as well as herself down next to her friend. Gaara and Tetra had very little in common, but she stuck up for him when a few older students began making fun of him, and the two fell into an odd relationship of being friends. "Gaara-kun, will, you go up there and sing for me?"
"Tetra, Ii'd have too bee twicce azzz drunk azz I amm noww to do thaaahgt," Gaara slurred his words, guzzling down his glass of liquor. "Oerr... nott."
Tetra sighed dramatically, making a big show to get the seven-hundred yen Raimizu Kiana, Tetra's friend, had promised her if she would make Gaara go up on stage and sing, even if it was 'Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star'. The brunette girl looked longingly at the stage. "Onegai, Gaara, go up and sing! I'm so bored of hearing everyone else sing, so please go up there and sing. I'll pay you ten yen..."
"Nooo."
"Fifteen yen, and a hug!" Tetra revamped her offer with a bright smile. Standing, Tetra quickly walked to the bar and got Gaara a few glasses of water to help him settle down a bit and sober up. Gaara accepted the water eagerly and chugged one glass down in a single go, making Tetra give him a 'holy-crap-how-the-hell-did-you-do-that?' look.
"NOOO," Gaara replied, gulping down yet another glass.
"Twenty yen, a hug, and a huge carton of double fudge brownie ice cream, and that's my last offer," Tetra told her psychopathic friend, knowing that if this didn't get him, nothing would. Gaara was very partial to that particular ice cream flavor, and could be won over in almost anything if double fudge brownie ice cream was offered. "Onegai, Gaara-kun?"
"Hai, I promise I will," Gaara said semi-soberly. He took one more long gulp from the glass and set it down. Taking a deep breath, Gaara walked up to the person in charge of the karaoke, who happened to be none other then... bum bum Bum!
Akimichi Chouji, who was two-handing the free bar peanuts and guzzling down a mango margarita at his station near the stage, then pausing to moan about getting a brainfreeze. Gaara in his inebriated state did not notice that Chouji was eating, and tapped the gobbling man on the shoulder, unaware of how Chouji would get if interrupted when eating. Chouji, unknowing of who tapped him on the shoulder, nearly bit Gaara if not for the slowish-sand, and thus Chouji got his first taste of Gaara's sand. He wasn't a happy Akimichi.
"Gaara," Chouji said, surprised. Then, huffing because now he realized he couldn't two-hand the peanuts anymore, Chouji huffed. "Gaara, what can I help you with?"
"I'd like to sing some karaoke, onegai," Gaara said, trying not to blush from embarrassment. He was beginning to very slowly come out of his totally plastered position. "Um, a specific song, if I may request it."
"Sure," Chouji said around the peanuts. He obviously had talent with doing this, since Chouji could be heard pretty well through the food in his mouth. "What song would you like to sing, Gaara?"
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Raimizu Kiana was sitting at the bar nursing her cup of Bailey's when she heard the music to one of her favorite songs, 'Holly Jolly Christmas', you know: the song at the end of 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'? Well, the black-haired woman heard the song come on for karaoke and turned around to see who was singing while taking a sip of her drink.
Distinguishing who was on stage, Kiana then sprayed the recently sipped drink out all over a person walking by, who happened to be Hatake Kakashi. Unfortunately for Kiana, she had accidentally sprayed the coffee-flavored liquor onto Kakashi's treasured book, 'Icha Icha Paradise, volume 4'.
"Nuuuuuu!! My poor baby!" Kakashi shrieked, clutching his favorite book to his chest. Kiana just leaned to her left to gape at Gaara, who was dancing merrily to the opening part of the song. Kiana, who messed up on most things, easily pointed a finger at the person to her right and blamed Kakashi's smeared book on them. Unfortunately again for Kiana, it was Rock Lee who was drinking a blue-colored concoction when the droplets on the pages were cream-brown. "It was him, I swear."
But, Gaara was smiling uncharacteristically in his drunken state of mind, and swaying happily on the stage, singing the unbelievably catchy tune meant for a holiday that would take place in six months from then. Kiana sat there on her stool, bright green eyes wide, before bursting out laughing and falling off said stool. Oh, she was definitely paying Tetra for this one.
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Gaara was having the time of his life. Never before had he heard a catchier tune, so happy and so not appropriate for the time they were in. "Have a holly jolly Christmas, it's the best time of the year! I don't know if there'll be snow..."
Gaara smiled wider and winked at Tetra. "But have a cup of cheer. Have a holly jolly Christmas, and when you walk down the street; say hello to friends you know and everyone you meet."
Scanning the Konoha bar he was in, Gaara saw Kiana laughing her ass off on the floor, tears coming out of her eyes, and he didn't think anything of it besides that maybe she had a bit much to drink, unlike himself, and had been told a funny joke. "Oh, ho, the mistletoe, hung where you can see! Somebody waits for you, kiss her once for me!" Gaara even made the little kissy-noises, like it said on the screen, towards Tetra, who was trying not to laugh and blushing madly.
"Have a holly jolly Christmas, and incase you didn't hear, oh by golly have a holly jolly Christmas this year!" Gaara sang, surprisingly not monotone, but in tone, with some how genuine merriness. He started to sway again to the music, since there was a pause in the lyrics. He scanned the popular bar and spotted several people smiling, while Kiana had pissed her pants and was clutching a hand to her chest, was red-faced, and still laughing. People were looking at her oddly, and Gaara wondered why since all he could do was smile. "Holly, jolly, holly, jolly, Oooohh!! Have a holly jolly Christmas, and incase you didn't hear: Oh by golly, have a holly jolly Chri- istmas-ss, this yeeeear!"
Gaara did a semi-jig off the stage to the music and tripped on the stairs, nearly falling if not for Tetra catching him.
"Okay, who are you, and what have you done with Gaara?" Tetra asked, shaking Gaara's shoulders slightly before smiling and hugging him. "That was awesome, Gaara! There's your hug, and when I take you home, I'll stop by the grocery store and pick you up that huge tub of ice cream I promised you."
"Okay!" Gaara agreed cheerfully, smiling at the pleasant buzz that getting drunk would do to you. Following Tetra out of the bar, Gaara saw Kiana still in tears on the floor. "Hi, Kiana!" Gaara greeted as the neared her. "Bye Kiana!"
True to her word, the brunette woman stopped by the grocery store and came out with a few bottles of water and a giant tub of double fudge brownie that would make any ice cream lover drool. Speeding back to the apartment complex that the two lived in (though in separate apartments at opposite ends of the building), Tetra practically dragged Gaara up to their floor since he wouldn't move on his own because he would stop to ask maids, janitors, and clerks for hugs. Settling her friend down in bed, Tetra handed him the few bottles of Deer Park, a spoon, and his tub of ice cream.
"Now remember for the morning, Gaara," Tetra said seriously, backing away, "that you promised that you'd sing, I did nothing to make you sing, and that I love you. So, when you wake up in the morning, don't come and kill me."(NOTE: In the beginning, I stated that Gaara was an insomniac, but he is allowed to sleep 'cause someone put a seal on Shukaku. So there.)
Gaara nodded dumbly and smiled still, starting to munch on his ice cream while flipping the TV to Nick at Night. "Night Tetra!" Gaara said as his brunette friend departed, closing the door behind her. ----- Gaara awoke with a large twinge in his temples. It aggravated him to no end, and the sun on his eyelids made his eyes sting- wait. Why was there sun on him, period? Gaara usually kept his curtains closed to keep that pale look on him, but he was feeling the warmth of sunlight. Opening his eyes slowly, he groggily distinguished his surroundings and screamed, setting off a car alarm and making Tetra, who had come to check up on him, bolt to her own apartment and lock every single window and door to outside. He had seen what he had done to his room. Tetra was so going to pay for this.
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A/N: And that is the end of the chapter. My friend Sam and I had a very good laugh over this. Especially when I put in the part about Gaara dancing 'merrily', Kiana pissing herself and Gaara still wanting a hug from her, and Kiana spraying Kakashi's book with Bailey's. Review and read more! Coming up, Kiba and Akamaru bust a move to 'Who Let the Dogs Out?' and Kira is introduced. And, Tetra sings a special song while drunk to a special Sandman... ::snickers more:: You'll get it when you read it. You may even see Gaara's room! ...Silly Gaara.
Spoilers: I dunno... random story. Set when Naruto is about 25.
Warnings: Unfortunately, I can't write Gaara very well, but it seemed so funny to write this... And, my warning is that there may be OCCness, since he's drunk and no one knows what he'd do while drunk. This is just my interpretation.
A/N: Gaara has a seal over Shukaku. Don't ask why or how. Since I'm writing, whatever I say shall be... But, he's still an insomniac, though he can get sleep now without Shukaku's evilness trying to eat his non-existent personality away. ( Note- I do love Gaara, but I'm just harsh because my friend who likes him is sitting here watching me type and making comments like 'hey, that's not nice!' ::snicker::
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Chapter 1: Gaara's Holly Jolly Christmas
"Hey, Gaara," the brunette Kaze Tetra said, sitting another glass of sake as well as herself down next to her friend. Gaara and Tetra had very little in common, but she stuck up for him when a few older students began making fun of him, and the two fell into an odd relationship of being friends. "Gaara-kun, will, you go up there and sing for me?"
"Tetra, Ii'd have too bee twicce azzz drunk azz I amm noww to do thaaahgt," Gaara slurred his words, guzzling down his glass of liquor. "Oerr... nott."
Tetra sighed dramatically, making a big show to get the seven-hundred yen Raimizu Kiana, Tetra's friend, had promised her if she would make Gaara go up on stage and sing, even if it was 'Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star'. The brunette girl looked longingly at the stage. "Onegai, Gaara, go up and sing! I'm so bored of hearing everyone else sing, so please go up there and sing. I'll pay you ten yen..."
"Nooo."
"Fifteen yen, and a hug!" Tetra revamped her offer with a bright smile. Standing, Tetra quickly walked to the bar and got Gaara a few glasses of water to help him settle down a bit and sober up. Gaara accepted the water eagerly and chugged one glass down in a single go, making Tetra give him a 'holy-crap-how-the-hell-did-you-do-that?' look.
"NOOO," Gaara replied, gulping down yet another glass.
"Twenty yen, a hug, and a huge carton of double fudge brownie ice cream, and that's my last offer," Tetra told her psychopathic friend, knowing that if this didn't get him, nothing would. Gaara was very partial to that particular ice cream flavor, and could be won over in almost anything if double fudge brownie ice cream was offered. "Onegai, Gaara-kun?"
"Hai, I promise I will," Gaara said semi-soberly. He took one more long gulp from the glass and set it down. Taking a deep breath, Gaara walked up to the person in charge of the karaoke, who happened to be none other then... bum bum Bum!
Akimichi Chouji, who was two-handing the free bar peanuts and guzzling down a mango margarita at his station near the stage, then pausing to moan about getting a brainfreeze. Gaara in his inebriated state did not notice that Chouji was eating, and tapped the gobbling man on the shoulder, unaware of how Chouji would get if interrupted when eating. Chouji, unknowing of who tapped him on the shoulder, nearly bit Gaara if not for the slowish-sand, and thus Chouji got his first taste of Gaara's sand. He wasn't a happy Akimichi.
"Gaara," Chouji said, surprised. Then, huffing because now he realized he couldn't two-hand the peanuts anymore, Chouji huffed. "Gaara, what can I help you with?"
"I'd like to sing some karaoke, onegai," Gaara said, trying not to blush from embarrassment. He was beginning to very slowly come out of his totally plastered position. "Um, a specific song, if I may request it."
"Sure," Chouji said around the peanuts. He obviously had talent with doing this, since Chouji could be heard pretty well through the food in his mouth. "What song would you like to sing, Gaara?"
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Raimizu Kiana was sitting at the bar nursing her cup of Bailey's when she heard the music to one of her favorite songs, 'Holly Jolly Christmas', you know: the song at the end of 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'? Well, the black-haired woman heard the song come on for karaoke and turned around to see who was singing while taking a sip of her drink.
Distinguishing who was on stage, Kiana then sprayed the recently sipped drink out all over a person walking by, who happened to be Hatake Kakashi. Unfortunately for Kiana, she had accidentally sprayed the coffee-flavored liquor onto Kakashi's treasured book, 'Icha Icha Paradise, volume 4'.
"Nuuuuuu!! My poor baby!" Kakashi shrieked, clutching his favorite book to his chest. Kiana just leaned to her left to gape at Gaara, who was dancing merrily to the opening part of the song. Kiana, who messed up on most things, easily pointed a finger at the person to her right and blamed Kakashi's smeared book on them. Unfortunately again for Kiana, it was Rock Lee who was drinking a blue-colored concoction when the droplets on the pages were cream-brown. "It was him, I swear."
But, Gaara was smiling uncharacteristically in his drunken state of mind, and swaying happily on the stage, singing the unbelievably catchy tune meant for a holiday that would take place in six months from then. Kiana sat there on her stool, bright green eyes wide, before bursting out laughing and falling off said stool. Oh, she was definitely paying Tetra for this one.
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Gaara was having the time of his life. Never before had he heard a catchier tune, so happy and so not appropriate for the time they were in. "Have a holly jolly Christmas, it's the best time of the year! I don't know if there'll be snow..."
Gaara smiled wider and winked at Tetra. "But have a cup of cheer. Have a holly jolly Christmas, and when you walk down the street; say hello to friends you know and everyone you meet."
Scanning the Konoha bar he was in, Gaara saw Kiana laughing her ass off on the floor, tears coming out of her eyes, and he didn't think anything of it besides that maybe she had a bit much to drink, unlike himself, and had been told a funny joke. "Oh, ho, the mistletoe, hung where you can see! Somebody waits for you, kiss her once for me!" Gaara even made the little kissy-noises, like it said on the screen, towards Tetra, who was trying not to laugh and blushing madly.
"Have a holly jolly Christmas, and incase you didn't hear, oh by golly have a holly jolly Christmas this year!" Gaara sang, surprisingly not monotone, but in tone, with some how genuine merriness. He started to sway again to the music, since there was a pause in the lyrics. He scanned the popular bar and spotted several people smiling, while Kiana had pissed her pants and was clutching a hand to her chest, was red-faced, and still laughing. People were looking at her oddly, and Gaara wondered why since all he could do was smile. "Holly, jolly, holly, jolly, Oooohh!! Have a holly jolly Christmas, and incase you didn't hear: Oh by golly, have a holly jolly Chri- istmas-ss, this yeeeear!"
Gaara did a semi-jig off the stage to the music and tripped on the stairs, nearly falling if not for Tetra catching him.
"Okay, who are you, and what have you done with Gaara?" Tetra asked, shaking Gaara's shoulders slightly before smiling and hugging him. "That was awesome, Gaara! There's your hug, and when I take you home, I'll stop by the grocery store and pick you up that huge tub of ice cream I promised you."
"Okay!" Gaara agreed cheerfully, smiling at the pleasant buzz that getting drunk would do to you. Following Tetra out of the bar, Gaara saw Kiana still in tears on the floor. "Hi, Kiana!" Gaara greeted as the neared her. "Bye Kiana!"
True to her word, the brunette woman stopped by the grocery store and came out with a few bottles of water and a giant tub of double fudge brownie that would make any ice cream lover drool. Speeding back to the apartment complex that the two lived in (though in separate apartments at opposite ends of the building), Tetra practically dragged Gaara up to their floor since he wouldn't move on his own because he would stop to ask maids, janitors, and clerks for hugs. Settling her friend down in bed, Tetra handed him the few bottles of Deer Park, a spoon, and his tub of ice cream.
"Now remember for the morning, Gaara," Tetra said seriously, backing away, "that you promised that you'd sing, I did nothing to make you sing, and that I love you. So, when you wake up in the morning, don't come and kill me."(NOTE: In the beginning, I stated that Gaara was an insomniac, but he is allowed to sleep 'cause someone put a seal on Shukaku. So there.)
Gaara nodded dumbly and smiled still, starting to munch on his ice cream while flipping the TV to Nick at Night. "Night Tetra!" Gaara said as his brunette friend departed, closing the door behind her. ----- Gaara awoke with a large twinge in his temples. It aggravated him to no end, and the sun on his eyelids made his eyes sting- wait. Why was there sun on him, period? Gaara usually kept his curtains closed to keep that pale look on him, but he was feeling the warmth of sunlight. Opening his eyes slowly, he groggily distinguished his surroundings and screamed, setting off a car alarm and making Tetra, who had come to check up on him, bolt to her own apartment and lock every single window and door to outside. He had seen what he had done to his room. Tetra was so going to pay for this.
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A/N: And that is the end of the chapter. My friend Sam and I had a very good laugh over this. Especially when I put in the part about Gaara dancing 'merrily', Kiana pissing herself and Gaara still wanting a hug from her, and Kiana spraying Kakashi's book with Bailey's. Review and read more! Coming up, Kiba and Akamaru bust a move to 'Who Let the Dogs Out?' and Kira is introduced. And, Tetra sings a special song while drunk to a special Sandman... ::snickers more:: You'll get it when you read it. You may even see Gaara's room! ...Silly Gaara.