Colonel Roy Neko
A/N: YAY! My first Neko fic! Funny how it turns out to be an FMA fic instead of Shaman King one. But who knows what might happen. Hmm… Anyway, I hope you all enjoy this one as well as my other one. I hope to get many reviews! Oh and boarders mean scene changes or flashbacks. One more thing: ALICIA! There's a big surprise for you besides Roy having cat ears and a tail! Now on with madness!
Chapter One… The girl at the pub…
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"This really isn't my day…" Roy mumbled as he walked through the wet streets of East City. It had unexpectedly began to pour; getting the colonel's uniform completely drenched without warning. He had decided to take a walk since he was so frustrated. He swore he would've damn nearly killed someone if Major Armstrong hadn't yanked him out of the office. Something someone had said really pissed him off and he really needed to cool down since he had this urge to rip that certain someone's head off. What that person had said really got him depressed and frustrated and he wasn't able to keep his mind off it. Roy looked up and before he knew it his head met with an icy cold pole, knocking him backwards. He rubbed his head while mumbling a few colorful words in anger before looking around to see if anyone had noticed the accident. Thankfully there was no one around to see but he noticed he wasn't in East City anymore. It seemed more like the outskirts of town but it was kind of creepy like since there was no one to be found.Roy needed a beer. An icy cold beer at that. He quickly looked at his surroundings yet again until he spotted a small pub at the corner of the street. Roy noticed the hanging sign titled 'we're open!' on the dusty window before walking over to the door. He slowly turned the knob and pushed the door open, a soft creaking sound following along. Good thing there were actually people in there, a majority of them were old drunkards. Roy didn't care, he was just glad that people actually existed in this neighborhood. He quickly scanned the small room before briskly walking over and taking a seat on one of the stools beside the bar. There was young woman in a gothic like dress wiping cups dry while chewing on something, most likely tobacco. Roy found the young women quite attractive. She had slightly frizzy ebony locks that reached to her shoulders. Her hair had reminded him of Ed's. She also had matching dark eyes that but were similar to a cat. And what Roy liked the most was that she was very well shaped but she looked a bit familiar…
The young girl spit out the chewing substance in a bucket before placing the cup in front of the colonel. She eyed him carefully, looking at him suspiciously. "What woulddya like?" She asked kindly as she placed the small handkerchief in one of the pockets of her dark dress. "A beer." Roy replied before folding his hands and resting his head on them. She reached behind her and took a bottle, quickly opened it, poured it, then placed the bottle beside the glass. Roy thanked the young woman before chucking it then pouring in the rest. She observed the colonel a little more, noticing the faint melancholy expression. "Bad day at work?" The girl asked as she leaned over and began to wipe the counter around the colonel. He took a quick glance at her cleavage that showed as she leaned over. After he took a quick sip he replied, "Very." Then he finished off his drink. "I see." The young girl simply replied as she handed Roy another bottle before she took a seat on her stool behind the bar. He thanked her yet again before taking a sip. She continued to watch Roy before she was called over by one of the customers. "Hey, Alicia!" An old drunkard called from a table surrounded by many others like him, laughing and giggling with jugs in their hands. Apparently, they must be frequent customers since they knew her name. Roy eyed the young female as she stood up with a sigh and grabbed a bottle from the shelves behind her and walking over to the group of old men. "She's cute…" he thought before taking another swig.
When she walked back she sat on her stool once more and looked at the colonel yet again. "You don't happen to be Colonel Roy Mustang, would you? The Flame Alchemist?" She asked. Roy lifted in eyebrow in question, "Yes, why do you ask?" She smiled happily before clearing her throat to speak. "I knew you looked familiar! I'm your sister!" Alicia said happily as she waved. Suddenly, everything in Roy's head had shutdown. "W-wait… What?" Roy asked, trying to comprehend the girl's last sentence. "I'm your little sister. Alicia Washington Mustang!"
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Alicia explained everything on how they were related and how they never got to know each other. She added many unnecessary sound affects and gestures that really scared the colonel. Took nearly all damn night… "So that's what happened!" She finally finished with a large grin. "I see well… I have to head back to HQ. I probably have a shit load of paper work to do." Roy said as he stood up, praying that he didn't have to hear another story. He swore his butt had made a permanent dent on the seat. "But it's late. You can't go. Besides, they already locked the inner gates to the city." She explained. "Damn it she's right…" Roy thought before sighing. He knew it was coming… "Do want to spend the night!" Alicia asked happily, with that sad glint of hope in her eyes. Damn puppy dog eyes… "Why not." He said unenthusiastically. He prayed to God that he didn't have to sit through a story with her. "YEAH!" She cheered happily as she stood up. The girl explained that she had to ready the beds and close down the pub and he would have to wait for few minutes. He took a seat yet again and awaited the young girl to do what she had to do.
Moments later he was found sitting on a very uncomfortable bed while staring out the dark window. It seemed like the room hadn't been used for a very long time. Well, at least he didn't have to deal with that idiot Jean Havoc. God, he gets him so mad! Roy made a noise of frustration before slamming his fist into the bed. A moment later the bed ended up collapsing, causing the room to fill up with dust. Great…
Roy sighed before he unwillingly stood up. For moment he swore he saw a light coming from under his door. But it wasn't normal light; it was alchemic light. Roy decided to investigate so he walked over to his door and opened it. He quietly closed it behind him after he cautiously slipped through. He walked through the dark hallway of the pub, getting closer to the door he believed the light came from. He stopped when he saw the light again. That was definitely alchemic light. Roy stepped closer to the door, his heart beating faster. Now why was he so afraid, he didn't know. He slowly turned the knob and pushed the door open revealing something strange. It was Alicia and she was making… chimeras! She looked over and saw the colonel standing there in shock. "Oh, hi Roy!" She greeted happily as if nothing was wrong. "W-what the hell is this?" Roy was taken aback and left speechless. He looked at all the chimeras lying about in cages all around the room. She stood up from the array she had finished creating on the ground and faced Roy. "I was expecting you." Alicia said mysterious way that gave the colonel goosebumps. Suddenly the door behind him shut, causing him to jump slightly. In that same instant, she grabbed Roy and threw him in the ground. Everything happened so fast. The colonel didn't know what was happening anymore. After that moment, all he remembered was a light.
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Roy awoke to the sound of birds chirping and soft drops of rain falling on his face. He felt so tired. He wanted to open his eyes but felt like they were super-glued shut. Even if he wanted to move he couldn't. What happened? He asked himself. Then the memories of last night played back in his mind. Ignoring the screaming aches and painful movements, Roy quickly stood up and looked around. Why was he outside? He was lying behind a bush in front of… his house? He was so confused. Roy felt this enormous headache growing in the back of his head as he stood up and walked over to his house. He thought of it as just dream. He probably fell over behind the bush and fell asleep there on accident since he was most likely wasted.
Once Roy was in his house he decided to take a much-needed shower. Once there, he let the hot water run through his dark hair, the water relaxing his tense muscles. "Hmm… I'm hungry." The colonel thought. Okay, that was random… Why was his body aching so much?
Something brushed up against his legs, interrupting his thoughts. Roy turned around and there was nothing there. Then he felt it again, he looked over his shoulder and saw something that should not be there. His expression changed to one of horror when he continued to stare at the fuzzy length. "Oh my god…" He breathed.
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"What-am-I-going-to-do-what-am-I-going-to-do-what-am-I-going-to-do!" The colonel continued to repeat as he paced around his bedroom in nervousness. He had to get to work but also had to find away to get rid of that tail. Why was there a tail growing out of his ass! Roy made a loud noise of frustration before slipping on the rest of his uniform. He took a seat on his bed and began to think. The events of last night were real. So it must have been the work of his sister! But why would she do that? The colonel sighed and turned his attention to the new problem. Now… what to do. He turned his head and saw his brand new friend swaying gracefully behind him. He had to figure out someway to get rid of his problem, or at least figure out how to hide the thing. He couldn't just stroll up to headquarters with a cat tail. This wasn't going to be an easy task…
Some how, the colonel managed to slip into HQ without his tail being seen. He sighed as he continued signing meaningless papers before trusty lieutenant Hawkeye walked in with a fresh stack of papers and reports. She gasped and dropped all the papers on the ground in shock. Roy looked up in surprise and noticed the traumatic look on Riza's face. Then he felt his heart skip a beat. Oh my god… she saw the damn tail. He thought nervously. She cleared her throat and regained her composure before speaking, breaking the awkward silence in the room. "Don't mind me asking sir, but…" She began uneasily. "What are those?" She asked as she pointed to something on the colonel's head. "What is it, lieutenant?" Roy asked as he lifted an eyebrow in question. He felt somewhat relieved at the fact Hawkeye hadn't noticed his tail but then again… what could she be talking about that would've made her lose all composure? "Those… ears." She replied. "…Ears?" Roy reached for his ears and realized they weren't there…What the hell! He reached farther up his head and felt the fuzziness that Hawkeye was apparently talking about. "Oh my god…" He breathed yet again. This was just too much for him.
End of Chapter One...
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A/N: So…. Whachya think? You like? Please send me reviews! I need feedback! I hope you all like it. I know it was sucky, but it will get better soon. I promise! But only if you promise to review. Ideas or suggestions for next chapters are welcome! I can mostly likely work with what you have! Well, I hope to update in at least two days. I'm kind of working on another FMA fic and a Shaman King one that my friends beg me to continue. Luv Ya!