RUSSIAN SERIES
Authoress: KammyhRating: R or whatever you call it
Disclaimer: I own nothing, just my foolishness. I don't own the main characters or the language I write in. BeyBlade is own by Takao Aoki, English by their speakers. Everyone if free of criticize as well as give useful suggestions. In this fiction will be mentioned name of songs, especially t.A.T.u.'s ones. They own everything about them, I just needed to put them in the fiction even because they inspired this old ficcy of mine now rewritten.
Warnings: SEXUAL IMPLICATION, so don't like DON'T READ. YAOI, otherwise called malexmale or male/male or MaleMale relationship as you wish.
Kam: That was my first ficcy, ya know?
Kai: First disgrace!
Kam: Hey!
Yuri: Kam is right, this was just the first she wrote. We actually can't say the exact number of disgraces that occurred to us since she started writing.
Kam: TEME!
Kai: You don't know Japanese and you speak English pretty bad, so shut up!
Kam: Start this before you two turn me mad.
Kai&Yuri: But you are mad yet!
Kam(sweat dropping): Anyway, this was not supposed to be posted again. Got problems with my roommate…
MasterFranny: Shut it and start with the fiction! I want you working, slave! What I'm paying for!
Kam: Actually you are not paying me…
MF takes her Giant Fork out from the darkness behind her bed smirking evilly
MasterFranny: I'm letting you alive, what do you think this is for.
Kam&Kai&Yuri(holding together):YAAAAAA! SCAAAAARYYYYYYYYYY!
CHAPTER ONE: Phone call
"Hey, where is Kai?"
Takao was enjoying the warm in the big living room where he had been eating all the afternoon in front of the TV. He had just noticed the absence of his friend and his grey eyes were now wider than ever searching for an answer from his blond haired friend that found missed too. So, he went to the kitchen thinking that it would be the only place where he would be. Why, he didn't question. He just felt it was this way and, there he saw the person he was searching for as he had predicted. Looking at him anyway he could do nothing but wondering if it was the right time to ask something to his friend.
Max on his hand was licking both his hands that were all covered of chocolate. Behind him anyone could clearly have a full view of a messy kitchen full of pieces of bread and a lot of different things all coated with the vicious substance. On the kitchen table there was a small single slice of bread with nothing more of a teaspoon of chocolate above.
The blonde smiled widely at his navy haired friend all happy to have the chance of prepare another slice of bread with chocolate. Takao was easy to convince eating, but strangely not when he prepared it, so maybe it was a good thing answer him.
"Kai disappeared out of the backside door at one and a half p.m. Haven't you noticed? Rei and Kenny were worried about him not coming back, but they have come back five minutes later without him. He is very strange in these days, isn't he?"
Max thought that it had finally come the time to go and wash his hands, so Takao took his chance to go back to the living room, his face strangely serious. The blonde quickly followed and seated next to him on the sofa.
"Yeah."
That was all the usually overly talkative Takao could manage to say. They all had hardly see Kai in the last few days and , first of all, it was after their cold and emotionless captain actually showed his complete happiness when he knew that we were going to stay in Russia for a month more. After that everyday he went out just after breakfast, came back for lunch and escaped 'unnoticed' after he finished his cold meal just to come late for dinner. Day after day always the same th...
Takao's flow of thoughts was rudely interrupted by the harsh sound of a door slamming. The same sound had make the other occupants of the big house the BladeBreakers shared in Russia jump in their beds and run off their rooms looking for the source of all that noise. One single question echoed in the place.
"WHO SLAMMED THE DOOR!"
The answer came from a really affected voice that you could easily tell belonged to a very exhausted person almost out of breath. The worst of all was that they could even easily tell to what person that voice belonged to and they couldn't believe it.
"IT'S JUST MEEEEE!"
"KAI?"
A deep silence fall on the house as all the BladeBreakers lost the ability to speak because of the shock. Takao carefully gave a look at the main corridor in which his friend was supposed to be since he had just rushed in from the main door. He saw the slate haired teen really busy n finding something.
"Why so late?"
Takao regret what he had said the exact moment he did it since he was welcomed by two really angry red flaming eyes that made fall in pieces every single fibre of his being.
"SHUT UP!" After having silenced Takao Kai glared to Rei and Kenny still looking at the scene from the upstairs where their rooms were. "AND NO ONE DARE TO ANSWER THE PHONE!"
The Japanese team had just the time to try to wonder about what was supposed to mean that, when the familiar trill of the phone was heard. Kai ran quickly in the direction of the sound and quickly found what he was searching five seconds before.
"MINE!"
Kai jumped on the phone and almost killed himself not wanting his teammates to answer before him someway
";Da? Prosti. Kak? (1) I'll call you back from my room.";
The two toned haired blader rang off and went straight upstairs in his room to use the phone in his own room. Rei and Kenny, that closed themselves in their rooms when they saw the slate haired fury directed upstairs, slowly dared to go out from there and stared at Kai's. Takao and Max reached their teammate upstairs thanking the red carpet that covered the stairs and that prevented them to make too much noise. The young Japanese went near the telephone between Kai's and Rei's room with the evilest grin ever existed in a human face adding more thanking to Mr. DaiTenji that had provided them of so many phones and only on line.
"Wow! What kind of call could it be if he wants no one of us hear him? Hehehe…c'mon guy let's listen!"
Max placed himself next to him both worried and interested in Takao's plan.
"Shh! Takao, he'll hear us! Anyway we can't do it."
"Why? What are you worried of, Max? To break privacy's law?"
"No…but…"
Max's face fall as he didn't know how to explain clearly his doubts about that. 'Course Kai was dangerous when angry, but…
"…well, remember some of Kai's words: da, prosti, kak...do you recognise that?"
"And?"
Takao stared blankly at the blond haired blader and Max rolled his eyes crashing his hand on his pained forehead. Luckily for him a silent shadow from his back answered the navy haired.
"It means that he was at the phone with a Russian and they use their native language we can't understand what they're saying."
Rei smiled at them and laid against the bit of wall near his friends between the phone and the door of his room. As he placed there another person arrived with a triumphal grin on his face.
"I know what to do."
"Kenny!"
The three guys looked at the smaller one as he knelt down and started linking a lot of electric cables with the phone and with his laptop totally ignoring them.
"This one here. These in these places. Connection."
"What's that!"
Takao put his nose five inches from the computer screen still not understanding a bit. Kenny just grinned and waited for his teammate to seat on the floor near the laptop so he could lower the computer audio not risking to be heard by Kai.
"Automatic translator. 1000 different languages from the entire world. Ultra Speed. Shh! Let's listen."
Kenny pushed on single button and they could actually hear the interferences produced by a telephone call.
";I mean what I'm saying.;"
Kai's voice was plain and cold as always, but it revealed something that could be easily called stress just like it was the hundredth time he was trying to convince the other person about his idea.
";You are so cruel! Tell me what the true reason is.;"
A childish, but well know voice answered him leaving the entire BladeBreakers team shocked.
"But that's Yuri!"
Takao was almost killed by his three companions that had just the time to hiss to him a "Shut up Takao!" before go back again to Kai's phone call.
";I've just tell you. Black doesn't suit you.;"
";ME! You want to dress in black, so you want me change colour!;"
Kai sighed as asking himself how he ended up with a so childish Yuri today.
";Listen. My idea it's better. Dot. You can't use a too dark eye-shadow like me! You look better in emerald green since he match well with your beautiful azure eyes. People want you being cute, not some sort of red haired witch.;"
Ice fall on the BladeBreaker's team. Why their captain was so friendly talking about make up with who was just few weeks ago their worst enemy? And who were this people they talked about? Not so much seemed having sense.
";…;"
";Yu?;"
";…;"
";Yushka(2)!;"
";…;"
Kai seemed not to be so happy with Yuri's silence. The blade breakers prepared themselves to herd a loud screaming against Yuri by Kai and when they herd him clear slightly his voice their suppositions seemed to be right.
Anyway this was not what they heard. Firstly they thought that somehow the connection had ended and the music program had automatically started, then they listened more carefully and recognised Kai's voice. So sweet they thought it would never be, singing the chorus of "Thirty minutes" by t.A.T.u.
";Kai's singing! How lovely voice, have you ever thought it could be possible?;"
The raven haired stared at the ceiling with a dreaming expression, his golden eyes shining in pure bliss. Anyway, since the rule now was 'don't even dare to say one single word', he soon felt harsh glares on him.
"Rei, close your mouth!"
The silence on the other side of the receiver ended as they heard Yuri's monotone answer.
";It isn't funny.;"
";In black YOU are. PLEASE! You are so cute with those clots!;"
The BladeBreakers stared shocked as they realized that their captain's voice had turned out nothing much that a purr as trying to induce Yuri doing what he wanted seducing him. Yuri anyway seemed to have had the same impression since he answered singing 'Malchik gay' chorus, shocking almost every one of the spying bladers.
"He has a lovely voice too, how nice!"
The blonde looked at his friends with a wide happy smile and two equally wide and smiling blue eyes, gaining his companions twitching.
"No more comments, Max!"
That was the only answer the other bladers managed to pronounce for their over cheering friend, even if they had really to admit that the two captains were both really good in singing.
";…;"
";Kai?;"
";mmm…;"
";Kai!;"
Now was Yuri's voice that sounded like his owner was a little bit worried about his friend not answering him.
";You want say I'm gay or that you agree?;"
Kai's voice sounded mocking and the Breakers could hear Yuri sigh in relief, quickly followed by the two of them actually laughing. LAUGHING. They would never suspect those two guys could actually do something like that, but then again they would have never guessed they could do stuff like singing and phone calling each other.
";Both of them! Changing the subject, what colour of eye shadow do you think to use?;"
That literally froze the BladeBreakers. Yuri actually dared to clearly joke about the always my-private-life-is-just-my-business Kai's sexual preferences? And why he so naturally asked him about eye shadow? Wasn't that that thing girls use to colour their eyes?
";I don't like so much make-up, you know…anyway I was thinking to have a darker blue tone near the eyebrow and then mix light blue and silver to match the triangles on the cheeks. How about you?;"
";No black, no green, no red…You didn't left me so much choice. I was thinking about a light blue one on the upper part ant then mix gold and pastel pink. What do you think about it?;"
";We have to try it before, you know. I'm not so sure about the pink with the golden one. Will you use a lipstick?;"
";Yes, of course! I've tried the one I want use this afternoon at our training place, do you remember?;"
";Yes, light red, and shining gold lips gloss, it matched your hairs…;"
Kai's last comment made the BladeBreakers just more frozen than they already were. Their captain's voice was lower than usual and they figured out that the older boy had even licked his lips after that comment. Moreover they had impressed in their mind the images of both the two guys as they were describing themselves. Their mental blabbing was brutally interrupted by Yuri's high-pitched comment on the other side of the receiver.
";Shining silver!;"
";What!;"
";For you! It'll match your eye shadows and the star on the cheek.;"
For the four spying teenager it was enough. Kenny took out his eyeglasses showing confused eyes.
"What star are they talking about! And the way they are talking about themselves! Are they gay gigolo preparing themselves for their lust meetings or some shows in no-allowed-under-18 night clubs!"
A blond haired head nodded. "Kenny is right."
A raven haired one followed. "Can't reply, Max. What do you think, Takao?"
The BeyBlade champion assumed a serious expression staring deeply at Rei's golden orbs. "Better ask them before decide, Rei."
";Is someone hearing?;"
Yuri's comment shocked the entire Japanese team, which just stared there in suspense hoping Kai won't consider his friend's opinion.
";It couldn't be. My friends don't know Russian.;"
Kai's cold voice for once was happily heard by the BladeBreakers, just like the signal of agreement expressed by the young red haired.
";You are right I'd forgotten. I must go, now. We are safe for the moment in the abbey, but Vorkov and Hito aren't under arrest, and they also haven't still let go that world's ruling idea;"
Yuri's words gained the guys total attention, especially the sad tone in which they were told.
";Why you boys are still there!;"
Kai's tone was harsh, just like he had heard something he didn't like at all. Now they recognized the strong personality proper of their captain.
";They'll find us if we escape. Anyway we always manage to meet to prepare the whole thing. Isn't so bad after all, is it?;"
";First: we need time to prepare something delicate like that. Second: my grandfather will discover your free free-time and then you will be in trouble. You can't keep escaping everyday for so long time! What if they find out!;"
Yuri seemed don't like so much Kai's imperative tone, so he growled to him and gained back his old cold bitter tone.
";We? In trouble? Think about yourself! Anyway I MUST go, now, or what you said will be right. See you tomorrow and try…HARD!;"
A small laugh was heard, shocking even more the BladeBreakers when they realised soon it was Kai laughing.
";You are silly, you know that! Bye, Yu.;"
The spy team had barely the time to understand that the conversation between Kai and Yuri had ended, when they heard sounds coming from Kai's room.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF THERE!"
The slate haired teen slammed open his rooms door, but found the outside space totally empty. He was sure to have heard his teammate voices outside his room during all his conversation with Yuri, but he had told nothing to the red head just to not worry him. He had heard them outside as well he had recognized the sound of doors closing the same moment he was opening his own, so they surely were around his room the whole time. The question was 'Why?' since he was sure they didn't understand a word of Russian.
A yellow computer component abandoned near the phone outside his room caught his attention. It remembered him something that he now couldn't place, so he decided it was better drop the entire thing for the moment.
"HAVE YOU EATEN YET?"
Kai made sure everyone heard that, hoping that at least one of his teammate exited his room, so he would have questioned him about the whole situation. Unluckily for him the answer was unique from all the rooms.
"YESSS!"
The fact disappointed a lot Kai, who made angrily his way down the staircase.
"I'll make something for me! Please, don't make me company!"
Kai had just enough time to consider about how nice his friends were with him and that if that was the way they acted Boris could have been regarded friendlier than them.
TBC
(1) These should be the Russian words for "Yes? Sorry. What?"
(2) "-uska" should be a Russian suffix to express affection to another person. I found that in the net, hope it is correct.
Usual little 'name-dictionary':
Yuri Tala; Ivan Ian; Vorkov Boris; Boris Bryan; Takao Tyson; Hito Voltaire; Sergey Spencer; Rei Ray; Prof K is the chief or Kenny
Kam: Ok, the main chara are totally Out Of Character, but just consider that it was a private telephone call, and that OOCness has a reason.
Kai: What for example? That Yuri and I are gay as you usually made us to be? That's not a great explanation…
Yuri(seducing Kai): Cut the wining, lover, you know you would like me as gigolo…
Kam: Stop it you two! Anyway this chappy and some of the next ones are supposed to be PG13 or whatever you call it…
Yuri(glares at Kam holding possessively Kai): Yeah, I've noticed you didn't kill us still…No raping, no madness…I would even call it humour…
Kam(glares back at Yuri challenging him): You want me to?
Kai(smirking innocently): Kaaam! Problems with this new edition?
Kam(drinks her seventh glass of chamomile tea): Problems! Who said problems!
Yuri(sweatdrops): Keep drinking…
Kai&Yuri: Well, read&review and if you think this fiction is a real loss of precious time tell MasterFranny, who is the reason for Kam writing it back. Remember, don't ever say "Anyway, you will never write it. I can bet on it"…