Title:Drunken Love
Pairing:Puck/Kurt
Rating:M, involves sexual content
Genres:friendship,spoilers"The Rhodes not taken"(there will be more)
Disclaimer:I do not own glee or any of it's characters,they all belong to Ryan Murphy and FOX etc.
Puck was walking through the school corridor, it was just another Thursday at school,nothing special had happened and he didn't expect anything to happen today either. But he was wrong as wrong as the smell of liquor in a school. He had almost gotten to his locker as he bumped into someone shorter than him and he had made the other person fall down. He looked down at his feet to see a pale Kurt with a confused look on his face looking back up at him. Puck rolled his eyes and got ready to say something when Kurt started giggling like crazy and beat him to it. Kurt smiled and opened his mouth.
"Sowwy Puckazauruuzz" he continued to giggle like crazy and Puck stared at him and responded "What the hell are you doing Hummel?" Kurt stopped laughing and looked at him seriously.
" It washnt on purpose I was just thinking about uuuuhhhh...I dunno...then I fell down on my tushie, so could you please help me get up?" Puck thought for a while and then pulled Kurt up violently while muttering. After Kurt had gotten up Puck just left the scene as if nothing had happened.
When Puck had gotten all the things he needed from his locker he headed out in the parking lot. He got ready to get into his car as he saw Kurt standing by his car fumbling with his keys and that's when he remembered, the school HAD smelled like liquor just before he had bumped into Kurt. Now, Puck wasn't the smartest guy in school but even he managed to connect the dots on this one. He locked his car again and ran over to Kurt's car. He didn't really like the guy but since Kurt's friends weren't in school today he had to do something, he didn't want to get responsible if something happened to him and nobody else seemed to care today either. He grabbed Kurt's shoulder.
"Give me the keys, I'll drive you home." Kurt gave him a suspicious look.
"Okay?And why?I know how to drive a car you know..." Puck rolled his eyes.
"So?You're drunk as hell!It's not like I want to kidnap you or anything." Kurt shrugged,gave him the keys and jumped in on the passenger-seat. Puck got in beside him and started the car.
Puck started the car and turned to Kurt.
"Which way is it?" Kurt raised an eyebrow.
"What?" Puck gave an annoyed sigh.
"Your house,which way to your house? I am trying to drive you home,remember?" Kurt smiled and raised a shaking hand to point out the direction.
"It's that way,a couple of miles though...when you reach a gas station turn left and then right after two blocks." Puck rolled his eyes as he drove out of the parking lot and turned the car in the direction that Kurt had shown him. They both were quiet for a very long time and Puck was starting to feel a little uncomfortable so he thought he should to say something, but what do you say to a person you don't like without being mean? He looked at Kurt in the corner of his eye.
"Nice shirt." Kurt smirked.
"You should see me without it." Puck opened his eyes widely. Did he just say what Puck thought he said?Naw,that couldn't be right.
"What did you say?"
"I said that I look better without a shirt on,haven't you seen me after football practice?I've seen you tons of times, your chest looks really yummy"
"WHAT THE HELL?" Puck stopped the car and stared at Kurt and Kurt smiled.
"What?Am I not allowed to have opinions just because I play for the other team?"
"I would have made much better without knowing that,thank you very much" Kurt rolled his eyes and then looked down at Puck lap.
"I can show you something really cool if you want."
"Like what?" Kurt licked his lips
"You won't know unless you allow me to do it."
"Do what?Come on,you can't keep it from me. If you just tell me you won't have to visit the dumpster on Monday"
"Pfft,It doesn't matter if I tell you,you'd still throw me in there. But I will only let you know what it is if I can do it to you" Kurt looked up at Puck.
Puck sighed as he started to drive again.
"Will you stop bugging me if you can do it?" Kurt smiled widely.
"Maybe...Sooo...I can do it?"
"Yeah,yeah,sure..." Kurt smirked and put a hand in Puck's lap
"Didn't I tell you to st..." Puck was interrupted by Kurt's lips against his own. An innocent soft kiss, sweet and tender but with a taste of alcohol. Puck pushed him away and concentrated on looking at the road.
"What did you do that for?" Kurt put one finger in front of Puck's mouth.
"Shh,I just wanted to see your reaction.I must say it was a pretty satisfying reaction." Kurt looked down at Puck's lap and moved his hand closer to Puck's crotch. He opened Puck's zipper and reached into Puck's pants.
"Are you going commando?Nice...I mean less work now but it can't be very comfortable." Puck slowed down.
"Get your hand out of my pants!" Kurt laughed as he took his hand out of Puck's pants along with Puck's semi-hard dick.
"You're the boss...oooh,very impressive" Kurt started to stroke Puck's length slowly.
Puck was starting to get kind of nervous, he had done this many times but with big-breasted girls and cougars. This time it's with someone without breasts,who he hates AND it's a gay guy! Not good for his rep.
"I-is this some kind of practical j-joke or something?ah,I mean...You hate me why the hell would you-OH MY GOD!" Puck tried very hard to concentrate on the road as he felt something hot and wet wrap around his member, Kurt had leaned over and taken it into his mouth.
Puck looked at the road almost glaring as he saw a gas-station. That's when he was supposed to turn left,wasn't it?Before he did so he managed to catch a glimpse of an old man looking straight at him angrily as he passed by the gas-station. Towards his will he looked down at the back of Kurt's head in his lap and felt something build up inside.
"OKAY! Enough...W-we're almost there now...s-so you can s-stop now." Puck turned right after two blocks and grunted as he felt his release. Kurt swallowed all that got into his mouth and pulled up.
"Mmm,Yummy..." Kurt licked his lips before he took out a handkerchief and wiped his face clean. Puck saw a house with Hummel written on the mailbox and stopped the car on the driveway. He zipped his pants again and as he turned to say something to Kurt he noticed that Kurt had blacked out. Puck got out and lifted Kurt out of the car. He put him down on the porch and closed the car door as another car,in a rush, parked on the driveway. Out jumped that old man from the gas-station he grabbed Puck by the collar and started yelling.
"What the hell are you doing in my sons car!And where is Kurt?I will kill you if you've done something to my only son!"
"Calm down,calm down. Kurt is fine .He was just..." Puck thought for a moment,maybe it wouldn't be good to tell Kurt's dad that he was drunk. "He wasn't feeling well so I drove him home. I just thought that would be the right thing to do..." Burt let him go and looked at him suspiciously.
"That better be true, I've never seen you around before." Puck backed off a little.
"Don't worry,I normally don't hangout with H-Kurt but sometimes...I'm Noah Puckerman by the way." Puck offered his hand and Burt took it and shook.
"I'm Burt Hummel,Kurt's father...What you say better be true,I have to rush back to work" Burt let go and walked back to his car and dug out his keys from his pocket and threw them to Puck who caught them with a confused look on his face. "To open the door smartass, Kurt's room's in the basement"
Puck unlocked the door and carried Kurt inside. He closed the door and looked for the basement door. After he found it he left it open and carried Kurt down onto his bed. Puck sat down on Kurt's couch and sighed. This wasn't really his ideal plan of spending a Thursday night, but he had to stay a while because he didn't want Kurt to get in trouble with his father. Sure,Puck didn't like Kurt but that didn't mean he'd want to do him any harm. And Kurt's dad didn't really seem like a forgiving guy. If Burt was to come back soon he'd say that Kurt asked him to stay, that Kurt is sick and that he was feeling guilty of it or some other kind of shit. Puck looked around in the room,everything was so clean and neatly arranged,unlike his own room. On a small table near the couch he found a fashion magazine, not interesting,he thought, but maybe there was some hot chicks in it so he picked it up and just looked at all the pictures. Very boring but much better than just staring at the ceiling.
Puck woke up,he hadn't even noticed he had fallen asleep. Puck removed the magazine from his face and looked over at Kurt's bed, Kurt was still there,sleeping. Puck yawned as he put the magazine down on the table. He stood up and stretched before he walked over to the bed, Kurt still smelled like alcohol. Puck poked him gently.
"Hey,you drunkoo. Wake up!" Kurt just mumbled something in his sleep and turned his back to Puck. Puck rolled his eyes and walked to the other side of the bed. He sat down on the floor and opened one of Kurt's eyes.
"Wakey,wakey!" Kurt screamed and jumped up.
"WHAT...what are you doing in my room?" He pulled up the covers as to cover himself up. "What happened and how did I end up here?" Puck opened his mouth and then thought for a while before saying anything.
"Well...I noticed that you were drunk in school and offered to drive you home..." Kurt laughed.
"Hahaha...As if, why would I believe that?" Puck rolled his eyes and walked over to the couch.
"There's even more to it than you think, sure I hate you but I don't want you to drive drunk. Since no of your friends were there I would've felt guilty if something happened to you!" Puck sat down before he continued. "And I'm pretty sure your old man wouldn't be too pleased if he knew you were drinking." Kurt was quiet for a while, then he got up and sat down beside Puck on the couch.
"Th-thank you Puck...Sorry if I was mean to you while I was drunk,I didn't mean it..." Puck swallowed.
"You weren't mean exactly...Maybe a little too friendly though..." Puck looked away from Kurt. Kurt raised an eyebrow.
"What do you mean by that?What did I do to you?At least look at me!" Puck turned back to face him and then looked down.
"There's no easy way to say this so I'm just gonna say it, you kissed me." Puck thought that it wasn't necessary to tell him more of what had happened, at least not for the time being. Kurt put a hand over his mouth.
"Y-you mean...My f-first kiss was with you?" He looked terrified. "W-why did you let me? I was drunk and I've been saving it for Finn." Puck nodded.
"I'm not exactly happy about it either, I was busy driving and you took me by surprise...And Finn? What the hell?" Puck sighed and got up. "Why do all girls and even guys love him so much? I mean,sure he's my best friend but I still don't get what they see in him." Kurt rolled his eyes.
"Maybe because unlike you he cares about peoples feelings and is gorgeous." Puck glared at him.
"Haven't you seen my guns?I'm much hotter than he'll ever be." Puck rolled up his sleeves and stretched his muscles. Kurt glared at them for a while and then shook his head.
"Whatever,Finn is still better than that. He's not a showoff who doesn't care about others feelings." Puck walked towards the door and yelled.
"Well,screw you!Not that anyone would but you see the picture. I tried to do something nice for you and all I get is a gay kiss,it was not what I asked for!" Kurt grabbed him by the arm.
"Wait!Don't go..." Puck turned around and looked Kurt in the face and noticed he was crying. "I-I'm sorry Puck. I didn't mean it,just..Please don't go already, I know that you don't like me and all but I don't want to be left alone. Dad doesn't come home until Sunday because he's going away to check on my grandparents, they live far away so he has to go directly after work today." Puck sighed.
"Fine, I'll stay for today but only if you could please stop crying." Kurt smiled and wiped away his tears.
After they both calmed down a little they sat down on the couch. Puck was grumpy and didn't even believe it himself,he just offered to stay the night at a gay guys house and not any gay guy but the one he truly hated. Kurt was happy that he didn't need to stay home all alone and he kind of thought it was a little romantic that Puck stole his first kiss when he was drunk, so what if it was he himself who took the step?It still felt like something forbidden. That the person who's tortured him all his life would turn out to be his soulmate, sure he hated him too but Kurt was such a sucker for romance. Puck sighed and turned to Kurt.
"So what do you want to do?" Kurt looked back at him and shrugged.
"I don't know,what do you want to do?" Puck shrugged too.
"Do you have any video games or something?"
"No" he rolled his eyes. Puck sighed.
"Then what do you want to do then?" Kurt looked down.
"I don't know really..." Puck looked around in the room and noticed some DVD's on a shelf. He nodded in the direction of them.
"You have any good movies?" Kurt walked over to the shelf and took down a pile.
"Depends on what you like" he handed them over to Puck and sat down again. Puck looked through them and stopped when he saw the cover of ''Interview with a vampire''.
"You like vamp movies?" Puck raised an eyebrow. Kurt took it the movie.
"You wouldn't want to see this, it's romance and tragedy and about poor little Claudia's wish to become a woman" Puck looked at him oddly.
"Any nudity in it?" Kurt rolled his eyes.
"Well,Claudia looked at a woman showering but I don..." Puck took the DVD and put it in Kurt's dvd-player. Puck turned the tv on and sat down on the couch.
They sat and watched the movie in silence, but Kurt could see that Puck wasn't very interested in the story in it,he just looked at the womens chest's and yawned during the most interesting parts of the movie. After the movie Kurt also yawned, he removed the DVD and walked into his bathroom.
"I'm going to bed soon,just have to brush my teeth. I can set up for you on the couch when I get back." Puck just nodded. He wouldn't admit it but he was kind of tired too. He took off his jersey and figured it'd be better to just sleep in his t-shirt. When he had pulled it off he saw Kurt by the bathroom door staring then shaking his head and walking over to his closet.
"I-I'm just gonna change first,you can use the bathroom now i-if you want..." Puck chuckled as he walked into the bathroom. Kurt changed into Pyjamas and when he was done with the couch he crawled under the covers in his big bed. Puck came out and lied down on the couch. They both lied silently until they drifted off to sleep.
Puck had an odd dream,he was flying, or more like floating over the town. It was deserted and empty. He wondered what had happened to everyone, the houses stood empty too and the school almost looked scary in the darkness that surrounded it. He descended to the ground and walked through the streets and when he reached his house he heard a voice calling for him "Noah?Are you there?You have to hurry!" He heard something strange and turned around,there was a giant wave coming towards him and just before it hit him he awoke. He mumbled to himself as he sat up on the couch. He got up and walked to the bathroom. After he was done he returned to the room and lay down under the covers,it felt somewhat more comfortable now than before he went to the bathroom. He didn't put much thought into it and just fell asleep again.
This dream was similar to the first one, he was in Lima but the people we're back now. He walked along the streets and saw all the houses where he used to clean pools and do cougars but something felt wrong there. It felt as if all these women who he had liked where only shadows of his past. No faces, just their bodies were visible and they didn't even look his way. He walked on and found another street where Kurt stood in his bathrobe,smiling towards Puck. Puck looked around but couldn't see anyone else there so it must've been him Kurt was looking at. Puck followed him inside and as they walked down the stairs to Kurt's room he noticed it was different. It was full of lit candles and everything was in a dark color so he could only see what was near the candles and Kurt's big white bed. Kurt grabbed him by the arm and dragged him to the bed. Puck instinctively sat down on the bed as Kurt crashed his lips into Puck's. Puck was a bit shocked but kissed him back and grabbed Kurt's neck when he was trying to pull away. Puck pulled away after a while and looked at him with a smile.
"You can't escape me that easy..." Kurt smiled at him and raised an eyebrow.
"What are you talking about Puck?" Puck put a finger to his mouth.
"Shh,just go with the flow" He leaned in and kissed Kurt again. His lips tasted so sweet and it was not like any kiss he had shared with a girl before. This was something totally new,something much better than anything he had experienced before. He lied down and pulled Kurt down with him. He turned Kurt around and at this moment Kurt was naked. He started to rub his dick against Kurt's buttcrack and then pushed in. It was a wonderful feeling,he moaned.
"mmm...Kurt..." he started to move in and out and that's when he heard something.
"Puck,stop poking me...OKAY,okay! I am awake...You happy now?...Puck?"
Puck awoke from the shouting and the first thing he saw was Kurt looking under the covers. Puck raised an eyebrow.
"What are you doing?" he said as he also looked under the covers. Kurt stopped and then looked at Puck.
"Wh-what are you up to?I-is this some kind of sick joke?What are you doing in my bed?" Puck shrugged and then remembered the dream he had had. He smiled at Kurt.
"I guess I was wrong about you. You're actually kinda.." Puck looked away. "You know what?I'll just go back to the couch,that's what I'm gonna do. Yup,yup, back to the couch" He got up but as he did so he felt Kurt grab his arm. As he turned around towards him Kurt smiled at him.
"It's okay,I didn't want to accept it from the start either. It took me years before I really accepted it, but please at least try to. I'll support you." Kurt leaned up and planted a soft kiss on Puck's cheek. Puck sighed in relief.
"So you mean I can stay in your bed tonight?" Kurt nodded with a vicious smile on his face.
"On one condition. I know you got that while thinking of me so you wouldn't mind if I used it?" Puck raised an eyebrow.
"Got what?" Kurt gestured down to Puck's crotch.
"That." Puck smirked.
"I know what you're talking about but you won't get it unless you say it, loud and clear." Kurt blushed.
"Y-your d-d-dick...I want your d-dick..." Puck smirked and crawled under the covers again.
"That's good enough..." He grabbed Kurt's face and kissed him long and passionately. When they broke apart Kurt whimpered.
"Ah...I can see why all those girls went crazy for you" Kurt said before he kissed him back, trying to create the same passion that was when Puck kissed him. Puck slid his hands down Kurt's body and grabbed his bum. He pulled Kurt closer so that his erection rubbed against Kurt's.
"You've seen nothing yet...But are you sure about this? I thought you hated me." Kurt smiled and kissed him hungrily.
"That doesn't matter now. I'm a horny teenager, I need you to do it to me. I can understand if you want me to keep quiet about this afterwards" Kurt sighed and looked down. Puck kissed him.
"It doesn't matter for me but as soon as I've accepted it myself I'm telling everybody!" Puck squeezed Kurt's bum playfully. "This is my property now and I wont give it up without a fight!" Kurt smiled. Puck smiled back at him and then kissed him playfully tugging on his lower lip. Kurt slid his hands under Pucks shirt, feeling his abs. Puck pulled away and took his shirt off.
"You like what you see?" Kurt stared and nodded shakily. Puck smirked and kissed him again, moving closer and rubbing against Kurt. Kurt moaned quietly. Puck distracted him with kisses while he removed both of their clothes. Kurt looked down and blushed.
"Please b-be gentle,it's my first time..." Puck stroked Kurt's inner thigh and kissed his neck.
"I know, It's kind of my first time too." Puck moved his kisses down Kurt's neck and onto his chest.
"You're much more beautiful than any girl I've ever been with." Puck moved up and kissed Kurt's lips. Kurt kissed him back and Puck got up.
"What are you doing now?" Puck walked over to Kurt's dresser and looked at all the bottles standing on top of it.
"We need some kind of lube..." Kurt rolled his eyes and took out a bottle from his nightstand.
"I have a bottle right here" Puck looked a little surprised and walked back to the bed. "You didn't expect me to have this,did you?" Puck shook his head and took the bottle. Puck squirted out some in his hand. He lubed one of his fingers.
"You ready Kurt?" Kurt nodded and sat up on his knees. Puck slowly slid his finger into Kurt and Kurt held his breath. Puck started to move it in and out of Kurt's tight hole,Kurt gasped. Puck kissed his neck and whispered in his ear.
"You okay?I can stop if you want me to..." Kurt shook his head.
"N-no,don't stop...It feels kinda good I just have to get used to it..." Puck smiled and pulled him in for a deep passionate kiss. Kurt moaned softly as Puck slid in another finger. Kurt broke the kiss and whined.
"J-just put it in already...I can't stand you teasing me like this,I've been waiting long enough..." Puck smirked and pulled out his fingers from the soprano and made him whimper in loss. He pulled Kurt up on his lap and kissed his lips softly. He slowly pushed his cock inside Kurt and Kurt gasped.
"You're so tight,ugh...It feels so good just being inside you" Kurt placed his hands down on Puck's chest and started to ride him while moaning to every thrust. Puck smiled and grabbed Kurt's hips. He started to pull Kurt down on his cock so he could reach deeper inside. Kurt gasped and started to ride him faster,his voice getting higher with every thrust. Puck groaned and pushed Kurt down as he came and Kurt came with him as he felt his bum get filled with Puck's jizz. Puck lifted him off and kissed him softly.
"Goodnight my princess" Kurt kissed him back and mumbled;
"Love you..." as he drifted off to sleep.
