Author's Note: Just so you know, I was totally bored when I decided to do this. I thought, what would it be like if Video Game Characters played card games online? Me thinks this is funny. I'm only putting this chapter up for now, so let me know what you think via review, and let me know if I should do more!

SolidSnakey22--Solid Snake

GreatJourney--Arbiter

Kindom Of Shrooms--Super Mario

HitthatShit--Yoda

Randomness 1: Crazy Eights

SolidSnakey22 has joined the game

HitthatShit says: Predict this, I did

Kingdom Of Shrooms says: lol mamma mia you've gotta be kidding me

SolidSnakey22 says: who's winning

GreatJourney says: I must win for the great journey

SolidSnakey22 says: lol Otacon's letting me use his computer while he's chick hunting

Kingdom Of Shrooms says: xD

GreatJourney says: I am going to be victorious

SolidSnakey22 says: how can you even play lol where are you?

GreatJourney says: encircling earth while Half-Jaw awaits the orders to attack earth

HitthatShit says: ZOMG lol

Kingdom Of Shrooms says: you mutha fucka how did you beat me

GreatJourney says: the Prophets said I would win

SolidSnakey22 says: Fuck the prophets lol xD

GreatJourney says: be quiet or I shall bombard you with plasma

SolidSnakey22 says: 0.o

HitthatShit says: believe him I do. Out loud, I laugh.

SolidSnakey22 says: …

Mr. Gruntsworthy has joined the game

Mr. Gruntsworthy says: yo

SolidSnakey22 says: whos he

HitthatShit says: idk

SolidSnakey22 says: lol oh well he's prolly no good anyways

Kingdom Of Shrooms says: ( o) omg that's a good joke

Mr. Gruntsworthy says???

Mr. Gruntsworthy says: wtf did I do

HitthatShit says: boot him

Kingdom Of Shrooms has voted to kick Mr. Gruntsworthy

HitthatShit has voted to kick Mr. Gruntsworthy

SolidSnakey22 has voted to kick Mr. Gruntsworthy

Mr. Gruntsworthy has been booted from the game

Kingdom Of Shrooms says: zlolz

GreatJourney says: Shall we continue

HitthatShit says: that we will. Whos turn is it

SolidSnakey22 says: mine lol

HitthatShit says: stfu light-years away, I am. Fast connection, I must have.

GreatJourney says: I have dial up. I have begged the prophets for mercy, but they will not call Rogers

SolidSnakey22 says: xD

Kingdom Of Shrooms says:p

GreatJourney says: maybe I should've held that AOL human hostage

GreatJourney says: and made him give me higher bandwidth

SolidSnakey22 says: suks 2 B U

GreatJourney: at least my computer has a fourty-nine terahertz processor

Kingdom Of Shrooms says: im playing through a goomba lol wtf is a computer

SolidSnakey22 says: …

GreatJourney has voted to kick Kingdom Of Shrooms

HitthatShit has voted to kick Kingdom Of Shrooms

SolidSnakey22 has voted to kick Kingdom Of Shrooms

Kingdom Of Shrooms was booted from the game

SolidSnakey22 says: xD

GreatJourney says: oh well the human was a fool anyways

SolidSnakey22 says: wtf is a goomba

HitthatShit says: clouded, my vision is. Know, I do not.

SolidSnakey22 says: ;D we should do this again sometime

HitthatShit says: sure g2g, I do

HitthatShit has left the game.

GreatJourney says: would you like to play another round human?

SolidSnakey22 says: sure lolz

Mr. Gruntsworthy has re-entered the game

SolidSnakey22 voted to kick Mr. Gruntsworthy

Mr. Gruntsworthy was booted from the game

SolidSnakey22 says: wtf is with that guy

GreatJourney says: idk

GreatJourney says: damn orders just came through. Gotta bomb earth with plasma, ttyl

SolidSnakey22 says: k see ya

GreatJourney has left the game.