Ways to Annoy Albus Dumbledore
1. Tell him the Lemon Drop factories have closed down.
2. Change all of his robes to black.
3. Give him a potion that changes him into a goat.
4. Take pictures.
5. Send copies to the Daily Prophet, Fudge and Voldemort.
6. Charm all of the suits of armor to do a rendition of 'Knights of the Round Table' in the Great Hall.
7. On the teachers' table.
8. During Dumbledore's speech.
9. Sell 'Lemon Drop Preventatives' that 'protect' the wearer from the horror of the damn things.
10. Send him one.
11. Convince the Order to all wear them to the next meeting.
12. Put up posters of Dumbledore as a goat.
13. Label it 'Goat Lord'.
14. Start calling him 'My lord, Goat'.
15. Turn the holiday decorations black.
16. Whenever he talks, look around wildly and stage whisper to your friend 'I'm hearing the voices again!'
17. Let a bunch of animals that eat Lemon Drops into his office when he isn't here.
18. Write A.P.W.B.D. + T.M.R. on the bathroom wall.
19. Make sure no one can erase it.
20. In a different bathroom write T.M.R. is Lord Voldemort.
21. Make sure no one can erase that.
22. Make sure Dumbledore finds out.
23. Send Voldemort a copy of this list and record his reaction.
24. Send a copy to Dumbledore and attend the next Order meeting.
25. Give this list to everyone and leave the country.
The two pranksters cackled as they finished the last of Snape's list. They had concluded the last just that morning by giving a copy of the list to everyone they could, even the Slytherins. They found some of it rather amusing but would have preferred that it wasn't about their Head of House.
"Dumbledore next, what to you say?"
"Excellent idea, Forge."