Konoha no Raiju
I woke feeling like I have a hangover. I couldn't move or open my eyes. Am I blind? Am I crippled? Whatever, I just felt like I couldn't do any simple things. At some point I was being carried by somebody and said person who was a girl started babying me. When I told said person to stop doing that,
what came out of my mouth is kinda like 'ababagagagaga' in a high pitched tone, it really disturbed me.
I tried remembering events leading to this but all I remembered was simple actions, my gender, common sense, my name, my birthday, and another name, and some parts of this cool anime I watched. Beyond that, nothing else.
All I remember is my name is Arashi, Takeshi, I was born on January 2, no year.
I gave up retracing my memories and thought about the current situation. I was on a crib drinking milk from a baby bottle this girl gave me and left from the sound of it and I was enjoying it, no, wait, back to the situation here. "Why is she bottle-feeding me? Is this some kind of sick foreplay, no, concentrate, the baby bottle means-
...Oh. My. God.
I'm a fucking BABY! I'm pretty sure I'm not a baby before. Obviously since I can think like a full grown man. I was maybe 15 or something before this crazy shit happened. "Why is this crazy shit happening?" I thought angrily but before I could get over the shock, a man's voice spoke from beside me.
Normal POV or point of view
"You are different." It said beside me.
"Waaa!" Takeshi cried out as something came across his sight. His baby body lacks the urge to grab this talking and floating bright blue orb.
The orb came into view and Takeshi stared crossed-eyed at the tiny blue orb perched on his nose.
"You are one of the chosen one and your trial has begun." Said the menacing sounding voice which Takeshi was sure came from the orb.
Before Takeshi could ask what it meant, the orb disappeared into a puff of smoke. That was then his body began to shake. Though his eyesight was not working so well at the moment, his hearing was still sharp and he could pick out sounds of fighting outside and a demon. Then one by one, sounds of babies began to cry all around him but all Takeshi did was sleep.
Then much, much later, the fighting just stopped.
He didn't know what woke him, but when he next opened his eyes, his crib was shaking violently. A blonde hair man was standing over him, blood and scratches on his face, with a cloak with flames on the bottom, he looked like he had been through hell.
The man gently placed another sleeping child beside him. He said some things that Takeshi could understand word for word. All of that paled in comparison when he heard the words 'Namikaze Naruto' which from the way the man had said it seemed to be the name of the baby currently sharing his cot.
The man's face then paled and he slumped over the cot. Takeshi could make out the sad smile etched on his face even as the realization that the man was dead hit him. Fear gripped him, what on earth could be happening outside? But that was when he realized there were no more sounds of battle.
He turned his baby head to look at his neighbor as the baby slightly smaller than him began to cry as if he knew that someone close to him had died.
And thus begun Takeshi Arashi's new life in the ninja village of Konohagakure no Sato.