Author's Note: So, did you people miss me?
This is my thirty eighth episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History. This episode, Death The Kid from Soul Eater Vs. Light Yagami from Death Note. I don't own the characters in the rap battle or the ERBOH series themselves.
Beat: You Don't Know Instrumentals - Eminem feat. 50 Cent, Lloyd Banks, Ca$his (/watch?v=eNknhXLotPo)
Epic Rap Battles Of History!
Death The Kid…
Vs.
Light Yagami!
Begin!
(Light)
Lord Death's son and made from the Grim Reaper's being.
Listen whilst I'm on the beat Kid, you better start fleeing.
Your Obsessive Compulsive Disorder should be bringing you dishonour,
Like that time you revealed your true form and murdered your father.
I killed every criminal on Earth, that alone's a spectacle.
How do you care about symmetry? You yourself aren't symmetrical!
Something's asymmetrical, you whine, complain, scream and shout.
Go bleach your hair white! It'll give you something less to cry about!
(Kid)
Now I'm on this beat, I'm like a volcanic eruption!
Playing with your Death Note left you mad with corruption.
You think you're never wrong huh? Well I'm afraid you are now,
If you think you'll be victorious, you better bow down!
Your heart is cold like death itself, I'm red hot.
Dad's chief of police? He would've busted ya on the spot!
Like Lind. L Tailor, I'm gonna leave you evil and so mad,
I'll make you want to write your own name down in that little pad.
(Light)
You want to balance good and evil! You're such a hypocrite!
And Liz and Patty are as useless as the words you spit!
I have more fan fiction than you! You won't survive through this,
Like whilst he was symmetrical, you couldn't fight Anubis!
You're 800 years old Kid! Stop trying to talk like you're the best!
You tried to perfectly write your name in Episode 14's test!
You shot Soul and Black Star in the head? You won't ascend to Heaven!
Soul Eater should've been cancelled before release WAY back in 2007!
(Kid)
Shut up! You mean 2008 damn it! Eight is better!
My martial arts will leave blood all over you and L's sweater!
Your desire for power, Christ it's making me puke!
And my dad will always be able to kill Ryuk!
You're not a god! You're a school kid with malice on his lips
I'll devour EVERY one of your rhymes like you do with potato chips!
Forget your new world and this battle! I win! We're through!
So burn in Hell! And take your big black book with you!
Who Won?
Who's Next?
You Decide!