Haihaiii! :D I have been obsessed with One Piece as of late, and it has resulted in a fanfiction! I know I should be working on my other one, but I really have no motivation for it at the moment... FORGIVE MEEEEE Q.Q

Anyway Enjoy and be sure to read in the title in Luffy's voice! :D

Chapter 1

Maoh Island! Island of mysterious people and lots of meat!

"Hey you guys," Nami said loudly to get the crews attention as she stepped out from the lounge, her blue heeled sandals clanking as she walked to the railing. "It looks like there's actually a small island before Logue Town-"

"I don't caaare!" Luffy whined, cutting his navigator off. "I wanna get there as soon as possiblllle!" He stated as he pouted.

"Don't interrupt the lady!" Sanji barked as he clubbed Luffy on the head.

"Yes Luffy, I know but listen to this," Nami said, as she read from the small booklet. "The island is called Maoh. Even though it's a small island, it surprisingly has a lot of technological advancements and it's a big trading hub so lots of people stop by, even pirates!"

"Hey, that means it could be a good place to stop by!" Usopp said.

"Yeah," Sanji nodded agreeing with Usopp. "Loge town is the last town before the Grand Line so there's bound to be lots more Marines there than this little Maoh Island. This could be good for our situation."

"Yeah, but not only that, but its rumored that Gold Rodger often visited there," Nami said slyly glancing at her captain.

"Whooooa, really?" Luffy exclaimed as he jumped on Zoro's back, ignoring the swordsmen half-heated protests for his captain to get off of his back.

"Really," Nami said, laughing at her star-struck captain. His fascination with the King of the Pirates never ceased to amaze her, it was one of the few things that Luffy could be serious about.

"It would be nice to get some more materials for weapons and my Special Attack Stars," Usopp said thoughtfully.

"If they're really as advanced as they're made out to be, I'd like to see what navigational instruments they have." Nami stated.

"Alright! So its decided, we're heading to Maoh Island!" Luffy cheered as he jumped into the air.

"But remember Luffy!" Nami barked strictly, "Because of your bounty you need to lay low okay? We don't need any more attention for now."

"Yeah, yeah," Luffy said dismissively with a large grin on his face.

As the crew pulled up to the almost completely empty docks, minus a few local fishing boats, and set anchor Nami warned them to stay out of trouble as always. And like always, Luffy took off without a care screaming 'FOOD'. They all simply shock their heads at their captain and went their own ways on the island.

The knock on the large mahogany doors echoed through the empty hallway. The doors cricked as they opened on their own.

"Pardon me Mistress, but it seems that pirates have landed," a man said as he stepped inside the pitch black room, the only light coming from the candles outside in the eerie hallway.

"I see," a raspy voice grumbled. "Do they have bounties?"

"We're looking into that now," he replied. "There's only five men, so its unlikely."

"Only five?" the old women mumbled, as her pale bony fingers twisted a large emerald ring on her fourth finger. "Take the normal precautions then, send out a mage unit. Let me know if you find anything on our visitors."

"Yes Mistress," he said, exiting the room, the doors closing behind him.

"Oh Nami deeear~" Sanji coed as he followed the short haired girl, his heartfelt eyes following every swing of her hips with her darling high navy blue skirt. "Would you like me to accompany you so I may carry your purchases?"

"Thanks, but no thanks," she said dismissively. "I'll be looking for navigational tools, and I don't trust any of you idiots near them."

"Oooh," Sanji whimpered, Zoro simply rolling his eyes at the love sick cook. How he could be so persistent with that cold-blooded woman was beyond him.

"You can come and carry my stuff Sanji!" Usopp offered hopefully.

"No thanks," he snapped, his lip curling in disgust.

"Jerk," Usopp complained as he stormed away to do his shopping, muttering about how selfish Sanji was. Zoro just shook his at the them as he headed down the street.

"Where are you going?" The blonde asked him, out of innocent curiosity.

"To have a look around, what else?" He asked as if it was obvious.

"Ugh, whatever. I don't have the patience to deal with you," he spat. "Nami my loooooove, I'll go pick up something extra special for dinner toniiiiight!"

"Yeah alright," she called as she walked away.

"Shes even beautiful when she doesn't care!" Sanji swooned.

"What an idiot," Zoro scoffed.

"What was that?" Sanji growled, glaring at the tall mans back as he walked down the street.

"You heard me, or are you too love sick to even hear right?" Zoro retorted, glancing back at the blonde as he kept walking.

"Why you!" Sanji growled as he marched up to Zoro and got up in his face.

"Why me what?" He challenged back, shoving his face in the cooks.

"You've got a lot of nerve you know that moss-head?" Sanji growled, a vein throbbing over his right temple.

"That's what being a man's about curly-brow," Zoro growled right back.

"You saying I'm not a man?" The blonde inquired, clenching his fists.

"So what if I am? What are you gonna do about?" The tan muscular man asked, placing a hand on the hilt of one of his swords.

"Alright men, we'll split up and search for the pirates, if anything happens send a raven," A man in a black clock with a dark blue pentagram embroider over his heart said.

"Yes lieutenant!" Four clocked men said at once as they split into groups and went in separate directions.

"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" Luffy screamed as he ran through the streets of the town, looking for a promising place to eat. He skidded to a halt as the smell of barbeque passed by. "BARBEQUEEEE!" He screamed as he ran in the direction of the smell. He ran into the restraint and ran up to a waiter, "Food please!" He said with a bright smile.

The waiter was a taken a back from the boys cheery and care-free attitude. "S-sure," he stammered. "Would you like a table inside or outside?" he asked.

"Ooooh outside, outside!"Luffy cheered happily, the idea of eating delicious barbeque outside on a beautiful sunny day too good to pass up.

"Right this way," the waiter said as he led the young captain to the doors of the outside patio, taking him to a white picnic table and handing Luffy a menu. "I'll come back in a few minutes to take your order-"

"Meat," Luffy stated abruptly.

"What?" the waiter asked, puzzled by the boys bluntness.

"Meat! Bring me meat!" Luffy demanded happily.

"What kind?"

"Every kind! Lots and lots of meat!"

"O-okay," the waiter said as went away to the kitchen.

"Gihihihi," Luffy laughed happily, but little did the young man know that he had gained the attention of a cloaked figure.

The bell of the small diner run as she walked in, no one really caring to turn and see who it was. To her disappointment all the stools along the bar were taken, they were always the best seats in her opinion, like the back of the bus.

In the corner an empty booth caught her eye and a small smile formed on her hooded face. She walked over to it, sliding into the side that faced away from everyone else. The comfy pleather bench welcomed her. Although she favored the stools, she did enjoy the pleasure of being able to lean back without falling backwards. The comfort of the booth and her oversized sweater and pants was soothing and helped her tense shoulders relax.

After a moment a strawberry-blonde waitress came over, she worse tattered jean capri-pants, a white tank top and white cowboy boots. "Can I start you off with something to drink dear?" The waitress asked, a little bit of twang in her voice.

"Uh, yes. Can I have an ice tea?" She requested.

"Sure thang. I'll be back in a sec," she chirped as she headed over to the kitchen, her boots making a click-clank sound as she walked. Once the perky waitress was gone she let out a sigh. Even something as simple as ordering a drink was difficult for her. She tugged her the hood of her sweater down over her face a little more and fiddled with her thumbs on top of the wooden table as she glanced outside of the window.

There was a steady flow of people passing up and down the streets. Some stopping to check out shops, other to talk to an acquaintance. She watched dully as the townspeople went on about their day-to-day life. Their simple little lives that she envied and pitied at the same time. All they had to do was work, completing their simple tasks, for their designated amount of berries, pay their dues and purchase their needs, and repeat. A simple life, full of its own ups and downs, but a simple life it was.

"Here you go dear!" The waitress chirped as she placed the tall glass of ice tea, startling her.

"O-oh, thank you," she stammered.

"No problem sugar," she beamed, flashing a gap-tooth smile. "Now what can I do ya for?"

"Oh, ummm... Can I have a cheese burger, fries, onion rings, caesar salad, a basket of rolls, and an apple pie?"

"Mmh, that's quit a lot but alright!" The waitress commented as she jotted the large order down on her small notepad. "It'll take a while, so do you want it brought all together or when each is ready?"

"Um... when it's ready. Don't want anything going cold," she said.

"Alrighty! If you want a refill just give me a hoot," the waitress said as she trotted away.

She let out a sigh and rubbed her face. "I can't wait for the food. It's been a while since I've gotten to eat out," she said tiredly looking back out the window.

To be continued...

Sooo? What do you fellas think? :3 Was everyone in character? Not enough detail? Just enough? Review and give me some feedback please! :D