in dis storey i wil show u da turribel wurld of woman n how we tret eachova wen der is a cumpetishin. also featchurin a lot uf new charcters n sum old faves 2 rememba 2 vote fo ur fave woman 2 cuntinu in da compatishin or alse u wil die.
fanks.
WOMAN - WOMAN - WOMAN - WOMAN - WOMAN - WOMAN - WOMAN - WOMAN -
"i luv brushin ma har" i sad as i washd ma makup off in da mirra. da lites were shinin. i wus jus cuvad in shame. "i cunt do dis ne mor" i frew a lipsteck at da mirrow n it bownced bak n hit me in da face
"mm"
i paked ma cloves n ma har curlelr n ma vibrata n startit 2 wock awai BUT i wuz stoped by a man (PATRIACRKY!)
"where do u fink ur gowan?" sad da men wit a tuch of GIV ME MA MONEY BITCH
"am gunna b a star!" i say as i twurl arownd in ma dress. u see ma panties an alsu ma tatto on ma vag even do iz inconspikuous no1 eva see it (geddit am selabit) also wtf was i talkin abowt? o ya…
"u aint gunna b nuffin!" sad da men as he slaped ma ugly fase (am brokin inside) "now get bak 2 strippan 2 classik hits!" he punch ma uterus 2 mak shur i wusnt preg. i wus. but nat nemore (rip un-named babby 48…mama mises u)
it wus den, inside, dat i new wut 2 do next. i TOOK A NIFE N SHAT DA MAN FO FEMINIST REASINS!
he lay on da flo, ded. i get tuff lookin n say "EAT UP BITCH IZ POISEN" n spit on his corps. i grab ma fings n get in2 ma car n drive hoem.
JSUT DEN I FOT OMG I JUS KIWLED SUM 1
FLASH FOWAD 1 DAY
i red da papar. "MURDUR IN STRAP CLOB"
"omg dats turribel i wondur who cud do dat" i flep da page
"DO U WANA B ON TAP?" sad da newspaper
"NOOOOOOOOO nooo noo no" i say
"WELL U BATTER STAP IT UP!" sad da paper
"ok" i say I WILL APLY FOR NEW COMPATISHIN!
"CUM 2 DIS PLASE FO AUDITSHUN" sad paper "BE BEAUTUFOUL"
"omg" i sai "am su igley i cunt do it"
"BALEVE IN URSLEF" sad ma best friend LIBBY SWANSON
"UR RITE!" i say "UR MUTCH UGLAYER DEN I'L EVA B!" :)
":("
"OFF 2 DA PLASE!"
in da audishen waitin room:
"in da waitin ruum i sit beside stupied women hu fink dey gunna be on tap but dey jus ugly liek am da onley beautifuel one her oops i didn realize i sed dat out lowed" i sed out lowed
"woe ur a bitch" sad scarlit joahneson in her red drees "we r all butieful!"
"lisen bitch u no dat aint tru i men look hues besid u" i point 2 da womin sittin next 2 scarface
its hydie montage
"ok ya dats obvs but srsly dun b so men"
NEXT! scremd da GAT DAM WITE PRODUSA
"dats me wish me luk gurels!" i wock in2 da room
i heer ominus sound uf solience i begin 2 get bubbel guts
i turn da corna, lites in ma fase…. a figga….. a wite figga….
"WELCOME 2 DA JUDGIN ROOM OF ALL JUDGIN ROOMS" sad TYRAL BANK!
i shit
WOMAN - WOMAN - WOMAN - WOMAN - WOMAN - WOMAN - WOMAN - WOMAN -
OMG DIN FINK DIS WUD HAPPON DID U
TUNE IN NEXT WEK FO DA RESALTS !
WIL I MAK IT FREW DA AUDISHEN PROCES?
hint: i du mak it frew cos if i din it wudn b a gud storey
RAVE i men ravew