Be My Yoko Ono
Gundam Style
Original Song: 'Be My Yoko Ono' by the fully clothed male band Barenaked Ladies
If there's someone you can't live
Without,
Then kill them
And it there's someone you can't
just destroy,
Try again.
You can be mine, Relena
You can stalk me wherever I go
Be mine, be mine,
Be mine, Relena
Isn't it beautiful to see two people so obsessed?
Barenaked as two gundams bluster rifle and beam saber in hand
Now that I'm far away, it doesn't seem to me to be such a pain,
To have you hanging on my ankle
Like some kind of ball and chain
You can be mine, Relena
You can stalk me wherever I go
Be mine, Be mine,
Be mine, Relena
Oh no, here we go
Our lives are in the midst of war
Oh no, here we go
As Relena screams
"Heeeeero!"
I know when I say this,
It may not be 'Omae o Korusu'
But I don't like all these people
Bashing her
For standing in the way of Duo
(Don't blame it on Relly)
I am the perfect soldier, and
I would gladly stop the war
Just to acheive her dreams of total pacifism
(Stop OZ!)
You can be mine, Relena
You can stalk me wherever I go
Be mine, be mine,
Be mine, Relena.
~*~*~
My first filk! ^_^
Disclaimers: I don't own Gundam Wing, or the Barenaked Ladies, or Yoko Ono, or the Beatles or anything else. No money, was made of this filk, thought I did get a few laughs out of the first have of the fourth verse, and I hope you did, too.