As I browse through the dominion bboard of MST3K
I take a look at some of the spam posts and they ruined my day
'Cause I've been riffing and laughing so long
From everything from soaps to king kong
But I aint never crossed a post that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like trash, you know I've seen $hit
You better watch how you joking, and where you're poking
Or you'll get fake poke-card of Slo-king
I really hate to just flame but I gotta lope
If you do a flame you might end up like a dope
I'm the kinda Guy that some folks want to be like
Though some want me to be turned into roadkill on the turnpike
They been spending some of their lives living in the MSTie's paradise
They been spending some of their lives living in the MSTie's paradise
Some of us keep spending too much time living in the MSTie's paradise
Some of us keep spending too much time living in the MSTie's paradise
They got the situation, they got me facing
I don't live a normal life, I don't regularly do outside chores like raking
So I gotta be down with the MST bboard team
For our bboard to be always peaceful is a known dream
I'm an MST-educated fool with my knee on my mind
I know many celeb.s like David Warner & Richard Kind.
Since I got into the bboard and got out of the official website of the airplane hanger
But many spammers fill this place with so much anger
Deletion to a spammer is sadly more than a heart beat away
Spammers come and go hey what can I say
I've currently been here for a over a year and I'll do more time
Some will find that good while others will find that a crime
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That when we flame the ones we hurt are you and me
We've been spending some to most of our lives living in the MSTie's paradise
We've been spending some to most of our lives living in the MSTie's paradise
Work of folks like Roger Corman & Hal Warren is the stuff we'll be riffing in the MSTie's paradise
Work of folks like Roger Corman & Hal Warren is stuff we'll be riffing in the MSTie's paradise
Witty and funny posts made by funny and witty hosts
One of the bboarders I heard is among the realm of the ghosts
Everybody's posting, but half of them aint looking
Nobody knows what a poster is mentally cooking
They say when I do a MSTing M&TB shouldn't like more like me
But then again I don't be a drone similar like a bee.
I guess they can't
Deny me of to sign that praise of the pant
I guess they won't
But to let me post free is something they don't
I guess they front
Sometimes my post is just something to hunt
That's why I know my life is out of luck
But its amazing on some folks don't see that I just don't give a &uck
They been spending some of their lives living in the MSTie's paradise
They been spending some of their lives living in the MSTie's paradise
Some of us keep spending too much time living in the MSTie's paradise
Some of us keep spending too much time living in the MSTie's paradise
Work of folks like Roger Corman & Hal Warren is the stuff we'll be riffing in the MSTie's paradise
Work of folks like Roger Corman & Hal Warren is stuff we'll be riffing in the MSTie's paradise
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That when we flame the only ones we hurt are you and me
We've been spending some to most of our lives living in the MSTie's paradise
We've been spending some to most of our lives living in the MSTie's paradise
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That when we flame the ones we hurt are you and me ...
(Choir singing then end.)