Our STORY
disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Fruits Basket, though I do own Sapphire and Kahlan.
Karaoke: I don't own it either but I do own my tea and sugar!
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Karaoke: muahahahaha
Snuggles-n-hugs: uhhh sure now on with the story!
Karaoke: nooooo I want the last line!
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Two girls named Sapphire and Kahlan were sitting in front of the computer in a frenzied, sugar-high state at 3:00 in the morning,
watching Naruto. Suddenly they were sucked into the computer.
"What the hell?" Asked Sapphire brilliantly.
"I want more tea." Demanded Kahlan grouchily.
Suddenly they heard a rustling in the bushes. Kahlan's ears perked up. "Maybe they have tea! And sugar!" She ran towards the bushes.
"No! Don't! It might be a wild animal!" Squawked Sapphire.
"Excuse me?" Sakura's head popped up from the bushes. Kahlan and Sapphire yelped in surprise.
"You're right! It's hideous!" Screeched Kahlan, shuddering.
Naruto leapt out of the bushes (why on earth were they in there anyway?) and did the trademark little ninja-flip thingy, landing in front
of the two startled girls. "Don't say that kind of stuff about my Sakura-chan!"
"We were just stating the obvious," Sapphire defended herself.
"Take it back!" Yelled Naruto.
"Never!"
Suddenly Kahlan lapsed into a severe sugar-withdrawal seizure. She lay on the ground twitching and yelling violently, "I NEED
SUGAR!" She burst into tears and pounded the ground with her fists.
Kakashi emerged from the bushes too (I REALLY am wondering what the heck team 7 does these days), for once without his porno
magazine! "She is in a bad state, she needs sugar immediately if we wish to save her!" He paused. "Do we?"
"Umm, well, I guess, but you owe me for this, Kahlan." Sapphire said.
"Alright, then." He tossed a few peppermints from his pocket to Kahlan, who jumped for them like her life depended on it (which it
did!).
"That's no fair!" Sapphire whined.
"You know what else isn't fair? I haven't said or done anything yet!" Yelled Sasuke, coming out of the bushes (as I have said before,
I will not even ask...). Sakura looked over at Sasuke with heart-shaped eyes.
"Oh Sasuke-kun! I'll give you my next line if you want!"
"That made no sense." He told her.
"oh, yeah..."
"A-HEM, can we get back to ME now?" Demanded Sapphire, "I believe this is MY story!"
"What!" Said Kahlan, now fully recovered from her seizure, "It's MY story!"
"Never!"
"That is now," Naruto said thoughtfully, "the second time you have said that."
Everybody looked at Naruto in amazement.
"He can count?" Kahlan asked in awe.
"Damn straight! 1, 3, 6, 5, 10!" Naruto yelled. "Geez, no one believes in me." He looked at Kakashi. "Except Kakashi sensei!" He
got all misty eyed. Kakashi edged away.
"Wait a minute," said Kahlan suddenly, "we got sucked into Naruto!"
"Brilliant, Sherlock," said Sapphire, as Naruto exclaimed, "What?"
"I mean the show, not you."
"Oh, okay," he said, looking slightly relieved.
"Anyways, now I have the chance to say what I've always wanted to say!" Exclaimed Kahlan. "SASUKE! I LOVE YOU!"
"What?" Yelled Sakura and Sasuke at the same time.
"Uh, did I say that? I meant to say, uh..." she dropped to the ground again. "SUGARRRR!"
Sighing, Kakashi gave her a few more peppermints. Sapphire watched with the little red anger mark on her forehead. "That's the
second damn time SHE has gotten candy and I haven't!" She screamed.
"Fine! Here!" Said Sasuke out of the blue, fishing a chocolate bar out of his pocket. He glared at her. "I was saving it,but since
you're so desperate..." He wiped away a tear.
So did Sapphire. "T-that's so beautiful!"
"Well yeah, I am trying to reform, y'know..." He looked away modestly.
"No, I mean the chocolate bar! Now hand it over!"
Sasuke gave her the chocolate. Just as she was in the process of unwrapping it (and waving it in front of a very jealous Kahlan's
face singing, "I got chocolate from Saaaasuke and you didn'tttttt!") when Sakura leapt forward in the cheesy slow motion thing with
the "nooooooooooo!".
Sapphire stepped casually to the side. Sakura went sprawling. Sapphire patted the chocolate bar and whispered soothingly, "it's
okay, the scary lady's gone now..."
Everybody anime sweat-dropped.
"So now what?" Asked Naruto.
Everybody (except Sakura, who was unconscious, and Sasuke, who was crying) munched on candy and looked at him as if he
were a mildly interesting television program. He looked around nervously. "Uh, can I have some?" He asked his teacher, reaching out.
"Back off, you snivelly worm." Kakashi slapped his hand away.
"You're supposed to be my teacher!" Naruto bawled.
Slowly Kahlan walked over and patted his back. "It's okay." She comforted, He sniffled and looked up. "Can I have some of yours?"
"I'm sorry, but no. This is for your health."
"We are only doing this to help you." Sapphire added. Everybody nodded.
"Really?" Naruto said.
"Yes!" Kakashi, Sapphire, and Kahlan lied, all sweat-dropping again. Naruto, being incredibly dim, didn't notice.
Sakura woke up. "Whaa-?" She sat up, rubbing her eyes. They settled on Sapphire. "Oh, yes, I remember." An evil glint shone in
her green eyes.
She lunged for Sapphire's throat, who, once again, stepped aside. Sakura went sailing into the stream.
"I don't remember a stream being there." Sasuke said, drying his eyes.
"Well, at least she's gone for now." Everybody nodded.
Suddenly a thought occured to Kahlan, "Hey, aren't you guys supposed to be japanese animations?"
"Uh, yaaaaa..." Sakura, Naruto, Sasuke, and Kakashi said at the same time. Kahlan looked at them suspiciously.
"I dunno," she said, stroking her chin and looking at them with narrowed eyes, "you look pretty white to me!"
Sapphire, who apparently hadn't been listening to any of this, suddenly broke out in song. "Pretty fly for a white guy!" She rapped.
"Are you mocking us?" Yelled Naruto.
"You retard, of course not!" Said Sapphire.
"Really?" They seemed surprised.
"Uh, sure. Whatever floats your boat." Said Sapphire nervously.
"Why, thank you!" Sasuke, who had finally calmed down, burst into tears again.
"You know, Sasuke seems pretty out of character here." Whispered Kahlan to Sapphire.
"Are you sure this is the Naruto world?" Asked Sapphire. As soon as she finished this sentence, the world tipped and swirled,
the colours all blending into each other.
"No, I was just getting used to them!" Yelled Naruto.
"Noooo! I love you too, what's your name!" Yelled Sasuke, as he disappeared in a swirl of blue and black.
Kahlan lunged forward to hug him, but as she did, the world reformed into the fruits basket world, and she ended up with her arms
around Yuki (who, incidentally, she hated). He looked at her in surprise, before turning into a little rat.
"Oh crap." She groaned.
Kyou looked jealously at the little white rodent. "Why does HE always get all the attention?"
Kahlan looked wildly around and saw Kyou. "Oh, I'm sorry, Kyou!" She yelled, lunging for him. "I love cats!" She hugged him, and he
turned into an orange cat, gazing at her reproachfully. She patted him and he started to purr.
Sapphire hicupped. Everyone looked at her. She let out a piercing shriek and toppled to the ground thrashing wildly and screaming
for sugar. This reminded Kahlan; SHE wanted sugar too!
"Give us sugar." She growled at Shigure, who had been standing there awkwardly the whole time. "Or else, I will burn your new book."
She looked pointedly towards a big pile of paper lying on the table next to them.
"No!" Shigure grabbed a sugar dish and handed it to Sapphire, who emptied the entire thing into her mouth in one gulp.
"Hey! You were supposed to share that!" Yelled Shigure.
Sapphire grinned as best as she could with huge, puffed out cheeks like a chipmunk. Kahlan stared at the empty tin in horror. Slowly
she looked from the tin to Sapphire, back to the tin, and back at Sapphire, trying to digest the info. Sapphire swallowed, choking
slightly. "Why, you little..." Kahlan hissed, her face going red.
With a puff of smoke (luckily), Yuki and Kyou turned back to humans. "AAAACCKKKKKK!" Screeched Sapphire and Kahlan.
"It's YOUR fault!" They yelled, glaring at Kahlan, who didn't notice, as her back was turned.
When they had gotten their clothes back on, Kahlan said slowly, "did you know..." she turned to Yuki. "You sound AND look like a
girl!"
There was a gasp. Yuki's face turned red. "It's not my fault!" He wailed.
There was a knock at the door, and in walked...
snuggles-n-hugs: Who walked in hmmmmmm? do you know? Anyways R & R plz!