The Ghetto Games
By: Laquisha NaNa
Annotated by: Latifa BonQuisha
Editor: La-a Tireka

P.O.V katcrap
"Listen to me you peice of crap. You ain't goin' to be picked by noone" I slapped her.
"Yo fo'real katcrap?"
"I is fo'real"
"So you best be volunteering if I gets picked." P. Dawg Rose spoke
"Hell naw" I said as I slapped her again.
So I grabbed her by the weave and dragged her to the car. Then I realized. I was naked. As I strutted my bEUTIFUL hawt body back to my hood, I realized I left P. Dawg Rose in the car. But I didn't give a crap. She got a gun. She can protect her own self. I pulled out my ratchetest black clothes so it blended in wit my skin. Oh Dayum I looked Nikki manaj. Oh sheet I almost forgot my fricken bird pin. P. Dawg Rose alwayz wanted my fricken bird pin. But hell naw she can't have my fricken bird pin.
So I climbed into my ratchet mobile, almost dropping my thun thun thun. But I didn't. Thank the lawdy Jesus. P. Dawg Rose's weave was burning so I took my fricken bird pin and stabbed into her soul. But she's fine.
"Katcrap? We needz some chickenz to eat for the reaping gurl. I is gonna fricken die if you don't give me some damn chicken."

We gotz some KFC and headed for da reaps. P. Dawg Rose was gettin nervous again. So I slapped her.

"Calm yo self gurl. I toldz you ain't never gettin picked." I screamized
I was tired of this bish always killing my vibe. So I cut off her hair and made a fabulous new weave for me for da reaps. Den we haz arrived.

I twerked my way ova to da peace keepers. And they asked me my name.

"Bitch. You don't know who I is? I'm Kat freaking Crap and this is my homeslice P. Dawg Rose." I said Holden my gun to his head.

He stabbed me in the butt and took some blood as I walked by.

"Ow bitch don't you ever touch me again." I screamed as I shot dat bish.

Oh sheet. I saw some peeta bread checken' me out. So I flashed him and he gave me hiz middle finger back. Guess we're married now.

Ef Dawg was on the stage. Her weave was lookin fly tonight as she picked a name out of the KFC bucket.

"P. Dawg Rose" Ef Dawg said

"Gurl! You won!" Even though P. Dawg won she still waz sad dat bish.

I twerked on stage. Oh sheet. Oops I forgot my butt was a bomb. I twerked to much.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHSJSMOOM

everyone exploded and that was the end of the 12th hood.