One Shell Of A Guy
by Yoshizilla-Fan
Author's Note: This one takes place in the world of the darker themed, 2003 Turtles, which is more tightly based on the comic books and is way darker than the classic 1987 one, except for the bright Fast Forward season, which was undoubtedly one shell of a season with one shell of an intro.
The turtles were relaxing in their hi-tech lair, save for Michelangelo, who was goofing around, riding his skateboard around the lair, only to be stopped by Raphael.
"Will you stop that, shell for brains?" Raph remarked.
"Hey, I may be dumb, I may screw up sometimes, but this turtle's one shell of a guy!" Mikey stated, referring to himself.
"I know I am but what are you?" Raph remarked. "Seriously, what the shell is wrong with you? Seriously, if I wasn't in such a good mood today, I'd tell you to go to shell!"
"Whoa dude! Then I'd wait to see you on a bad day!" Mikey gasped.
"Shell yeah you would. It could happen soon if you keep putting me through shell like this." Raph remarked.
"Will you two stop fighting? I'm busy!" Donatello stated, working on the cyberspace portal for unknown reasons.
"Once Raph agrees that I'm one shell of a guy!" Mikey remarked.
"Shell no!" Raph snapped. "I'm shell bent on getting Mikey to admit the same for me! I'll give him shell if I have to! Just what the bloody shell is wrong with you anyway?"
"What's wrong with me is that I like pissing the shell out of you!" Mikey giggled, his remark causing Raph to lose all of his temper as Mikey ran off, with Raph chasing him with his sais out, all shell breaking loose in the lair as Don watched, shaking his head.
Meanwhile, Splinter and Leonardo were meditating, which was interrupted by Raph and Mikey's constant arguing.
"Shouldn't we do something about those two, Master Splinter?" Leo asked.
"It is best that we do not concern ourselves, my son. This is something that they will have to work out for themselves, as rioted as it gets." Splinter stated.