once upon a time there was a man called jordan and his anaconda didn't want none because he didn't have buns hun. he woz not very clever because his friend grace was so much more smart. Grace was a perfect creature which flowing hair and jordn was rubbish at everything. the one dad it was the ombre apocalypse nd grace and jordan had to run away becuz their home toon of grimbsley was covered in zombies.
'oh no there are zombies everywhere' see grace who was feel in scared but didn't show it becuz she was flawless
jordan started to cry so she kicked him in the shin and told him to get a grip because she was tough like that.
then kara appeared wearing all black and holding all the cats from her neighborhood because they were more wort projecting than the lves of the people. kara liked cats a lot. she looked kawaiily at grace and told her that she was so perfect. grace smiled and sai 'i know lol'. jordan began to cry because he was not as perfect as grace. they all ran to cleethorpes and swam ]across the ocan to norway to escape the zombies because zombies ca't swim. there they met ledolf hitler who welcomed them into his house
'bud you like un schnitzel' said ledolf hitler who smiled menacingly as he rubbed his mishmash.
their meal with ledolf hitler was interrupted because the zombie virus had now spread to the entire wurld meaning that there were zombies in norway and rick grimes and karl appeared and they see that hitler was the governor but we then told them that ledolf hitler was our friend and that he was not the governor because the governor sings labibbidadbibbidum and ledolf hitler only would sing songs from the sound of music.
karl and rock seemed to think this was sensible. then rick started crying because his wife loreal had died and they had misplaced the baby judith. kara put her arm round rik to comfurt him and just then sparks seemed to fly between them and rik forget about his dead wif. she was cheating on him wit shane anyway which rik remembered and got mad. 'screw that bitch' he said angrily, sweeping kara off her feel and declaring his love to her.
kara refused because they had just met, and rik started to cry.
'kara y did u turn down rik' said grace, her voice was perfect like an angle.
'becus' said kara, sighing dramatically,' i am actually in love with lefolf hither.'
shocked, jordan fanied and grace caught him because she was also a super vampire with lots of super strength and pale wite skiin and eyes like limpid tears and her hear was beautiful like the rest of her.
ledolf took kara in his arms and sed 'icy libe dick' which means i love you in gernam and then kara's eyes went all kawaii because senpai had finally noticed her for once.
rick grimes was still not happy that ledolf had stoled away the love of his life so he devised a plan to take down hitler. he took out his nokia fine and called michillin who wiz a sassy black woman with sords and darall who had a crossbow and they all decided that ledolf was really the guvener because he kept heds in his basement. they had to find out to be sure, so they went to speak to grace and jordan because race knew everything and was so wise and beautiful and perfect and jordan was just her trusted sidekick.
gracw see she wud help them find out if leadoff hitler wiz the gunver because she didn't want her friend kara to date a bad man. she and rik and carl and jordan and michelle and darll all went down to the basement but there they reached a new problem.
gobbles was in front of the door. he looked scary, but grace was not afraid. suddenly, gobbles went super sayin and everyone was scared and hid behind grace who used her vampire powers to save the say because she was just so prefact and beautiful that her blinding beautify shoved gobbles back into the darkness where he turned to dust. daryllll br=oke down da door and in the basement they found heads of jews in ants and they knew then that ledolf hitter was the guvener.
we have to warn karat be4 is too late sed grsace who always knew what the best thing to do wiz in a situation.
the onle question wiz, how will grace save karat from the clutches of the evil ledolf hitler and save the world drum zombies? it was a hard task but grace was so amazing she would;d probably be able to do it.