Jaune's Diary
I tripped ealier today and grabbed Yang's hair by accident, I am currently hiding in a cabinet in the kitchen.
I decided that I should write down my options and see if I can get out of this alive and the only thing I have to write on is my diary.
Best to be prepared and have a plan, even if almost all of these involve running and/or hiding.
Going to Pyrrha wouldn't work she would probably feed me to the wolves though she might be able to convince them not to kill me, maybe.
Going to Ren, might work, but he might also push me out into the hallway and say "Good Luck".
I can't go to Nora for too many reasons to count.
Ruby might hide me if I promise to bake her cookie's, but might give me away if her sister bribes her with cookies to find me.
I could go to Weiss, but she hate's me and would probably castrate me just for getting near her, I do admit calling her snow angel wasn't the smartest thing to do, But she also would probably like to get back at Yang for all her antic's, so I think I'll go to Weiss as a last resort.
Blake might hide me as well or wrap me up as a present in her weapon for Yang, unless I had a laser pointer then I could use Blake to slow down Yang.
Maybe go to Team CRDL, No, they would tell Yang where they hid me.
How about Ozpin, he might hide me, wait scratch that I don't think he's forgiven me for accidentally breaking his favorite mug, he would put me in a private room and give Yang the key.
Asking Miss Goodwitch is a no go cause she scares me.
I could always hide in the Emerald Forest and test my luck with the Grimm.
I have no good options, if it was Weiss, I could just hide from her till she calms down enough, not to take parts of my body away from me or if I pissed off Ruby, I could just bake her cookies and give her weapons parts.
But no, this is Yang, she burns everyone who messes with her hair in one way or another.
I'm 100% good as dead if she finds me, I'm probably going to die a virgin and before I even get a girlfriend.
I mean my dad says all a women looks for in a guy is confidence, But all that's managed to get me so far was evil glares and insults from the Ice Queen.
A spear pinning me to a locker by Pyrrha and a couple of slaps from other women.
Maybe I'm just destined to die like this to the wrath of a very, very, very mad woman.
If it wasn't for all the training I've had with Pyrrha though I would of already of been caught and killed by Yang.
If I live through this I should take Pyrrha out for dinner or something to show my appreciation.
I know what I could do to survive this I could ask Professor Port to tell me some of his stories about his past.
That would keep me alive, might even have Yang pity me enough to leave me alone if I listen to enough of them, that sounds like a perfect idea.
The Cabinet door open's and Yang's face appears on the other side.
"I. Found. You." Said Yang her eye's glowing red.
I scream in fear before everything goes black.
"Did you hear that scream, sounds like some girl is in trouble." Said Ruby getting off her bed.
"No, I think Yang found Jaune." Said Blake not looking up from her book.