Chapter 1

Beginning note: Hey guys, it's been quite some time since I last wrote a Fanfiction story, but never-the-less I'm going to give it a shot. I hope the summary enticed you enough to consider reading my story. (Well obviously, why else would you be here?). Just to let you know, the boys are now all -15 and in middle school. The current rating is T but I do intend to bump it up to an M with some boy/boy action so if you don't like that, I advise you to leave now. Anyways, i'll stop talking and let you get onto reading the first chapter of... 'NEW BOY!'

Side Note: By the way, just to keep things origional, Mr Garrison is the teacher (Why not? We all love him as a character) ;)

Cartman's POV

"Okay class, would you please take your seats." Mr Garrison asked the elder class.

"Now, before we start, I have an important announcement. There will be a new boy joining our class. He has recently transferred from Denver community High School and I want you all to make him feel welcome into our class." He explained

"A new boy is joining our class? It's coming to the end of the year now, I don't see any point." Kyle spoke out in confusion.

"Lame!" I added on to the end of the Jew's sentence. Kyle just looked at me in annoyance, I decided to flip Kyle off just for good measure. We were constantly in competition with whoever can get the last insult in, it was sort of pathetic but in a way, a ritual shared between us two very different boys.

"I wonder what he's like." Stan asked as he looked around the room at the rest of his classmates. Everyone seemed to be pretty excited that they were gaining a new member of their class, especially the girls. They were all discussing about if he was going to be 'hot or cute' and if he was who would 'claim' him. Stan just rolled his eyes at the gossiping bunch of girls that he would never understand.

"I don't get all the commotion, he's just a new boy. He's most likely just going to be the same as everyone else. I don't see the fuss about it" Kyle explained.

"Yeah, me neither. But I suppose we'll all find out soon enough though." Kyle finished.

"I hope we're not gaining another Jew, we already have one of those" I said whilst pointing at the crimson curled red head.

"CARTMAN, FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE CAN YOU STOP BEING AN INTOLERANT ASS HOLE!" Kyle shouted at me but not enough so that it would attract Mr Garrison's attention so he would over-hear our 'productive' argument. I sniggered at his reaction.

"What? I need to get my kicks from somewhere Kahl!" I said in response. I could see that Kyle was burning up with anger, he hated me calling him that which made it more pleasurable for me.

Just at that very moment the door flung open, standing in the door frame was a tall, pale, skinny looking boy. He had black hair and deep blue eyes with what seemed like ice white coloring at the ends of his fringe. He was wearing black skin tight jeans and a white v-neck tee-shirt and... Eyeliner? He had all his nails painted black and two white stud percings below his lip, they may be snake bites but I was unsure.

'Ugh, not another Emo kid. As if we don't have enough of them depressing fags in our school already!' I thought to myself. Although, he seemed quite different to the usual Emos that we get in our school. He looked kind of... Cool and not over-the-top like those other kids with their neon green, blue and pink hair highlights. Still, doubt that I would want to associate with him, he'll probably just fuck off with the other depressing emo faggots in our school.

As he walked into the room, he did not one glance up at any of us staring at him. He just seemed to stare directly ahead of him until he reached Mr Garrison. He then turned to face the class but did not look at anyone in particular, it was as if he was looking through us. Not acknowledging any of our exsictance.

"Class, this is Jake. He will be joining our class. Why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself Jake?" Mr Garrison asked the new kid.

"Oh, so instead of learning something useful we get to hear this kids life story. Sounds great!" Kyle whispered to himself. I rolled my eyes at him, I think it was much better than learning anything. It's not like I ever pay attention in class anyways...

"Well, I moved from Denver because my mum got some job down here" He said, he spoke with some British accent "So looks like I'm stuck in this hick town for a while" He finished whispering under his breath.

My eyes widened and I burst out with laughter over his accent, It was hilarious to listen to some shitty British accent compared to an American one. I could see that all eyes were on me as I looked around the room. I still couldn't help myself, I just found it that funny.

Kyle rolled his eyes at me but I was too occupied to do anything about it, by the time I had calmed down everyone was still staring at me.

"Okay Eric, you got all that out of your system?" Mr Garrison asked me sarcastically. "Yes Mr Garrison!" I replied in a boring tone.

"Please don't interrupt my class again or i'll have to remove you Eric" He finished. I nodded at him to signal that I understood.

I glanced over at the new boy to see his reaction, he was just staring at me with a sort of smirk on his face. I had no idea why he was looking at me in such a way given the fact what I just did. I thought he would have been pissed off but clearly not. He continued to stare for a little longer whilst Mr Garrison was sorting out a seat for the new kid to sit in. It started to creep me out so I just gave him a weak smile and hoped he would just look away.

"Okay Jake, just take a seat over there" The teacher said. He pointed at an unoccupied seat next to me. I opened my mouth to object but decided against it to not push Mr Garrison any further otherwise I would have to see the bitch of a principle so I just sucked it up and watched him make his way over and sit next to me.

'Great, now I have to sit next to this weirdo for the rest of the year...' I thought to myself

I gave him a quick glance to see if he was still staring at me and to my relief he wasn't. Although all the girls in our class seemed to be staring at him right now. 'Girls' I thought to myself whilst shaking my head. For some reason girls go crazy for Emo kids in our school. ESPECIALLY boys with British accents for some reason, he could probably be measuring up to Kenny right now with the amount of attention that he was getting from the girls, maybe even better!

I could see that Kyle, Stan and Kenny were thinking the same thing as they were admiring his skill at doing absolutely nothing to attract the attention of the girls in our class. They were like moths attracted to light the way they were acting around him. They were all talking now asking him loads of different questions.

Seems like he's got himself settled in pretty quickly...

'No doubt he's going to be popular no time soon' I though to myself as I gave him one last quick glance and then turned my focus on the paper that Mr Garrison had just handed us to complete in class.