title: A strange adventure for Ash
by: Purplepikachu
disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters.
A.N.: I wanted to write a comedy so here it is. Ash has a really strange adventure....
Chapter1: A girl in love and a Mewtwo, oh what will Ash do?
It was a nice sunny day. Ash has finally defeated the Johto league and is at home
relaxing.
Right now the three hero's and pikachu are outside resting. Ash sits under a tree next
to pikachu, while Misty is somewhere by herself and Brock looks heartbroken.
Ash: Hey pikachu, today feels like its gonna be one of those days.
pikchu: pika?
* evil laughter is heard*
Ash/pikachu: 0.0
*Misty shows up blushing*
Misty: O my sweet little Ashy-Washy, I love you so much!
Ash: 0.0
Misty: Kiss me!
Ash: AAAAAHHH! *runs away with pikachu*
Misty: wait my beloved! *skips after him*
*They run into Brock*
Ash: Please I beg of you Brock, HIDE US!
Brock: *Day dreaming* O Nurse joy why don't you love me?
Ash: BROCK!
Brock: *snaps out of it* Huh?
Ash: I think Misty lost her mind! You gotta hide me and pikachu!
Brock: I wish I had a girl friend... *starts day dreaming*
Ash: -.-()
*misty pops up out of no where*
Misty: My Ashy-Washy! *Hugs the dear life out the boy*
Ash: Please Misty! One step at a time! I'm only so old!
Misty: Oh Ash, love doesn't need a number! I love you! *kisses him all over*
Ash: Eeeeewwwww!!! Misty stop!!
Brock: *looks up to the heveans* Why must I be alone!?
Ash: Why must I be surrounded by a bunch of baka's? (idiots)
Pikachu: PI-KA-CHU!!! *Thunder shocks everyone*
All: *burnt to a crisp* ow....
TeamRocket: Give us your Pikachu now!
Ash: *getting kissed by Misty again*
Misty: *kissing Ash* Go away, cant you see we're busy!?
Ash: Please help me!
Jesse: Give us your pikachu then we can make a deal!
James: Aww Jesse there're so cute!
Meowth: You idiots! Grab pikachu and lets scram!
Pikachu: *has nothing to say*
Brock: O sweet Jessica, be my girlfriend!
All: 0.0
James: hands off bub!
Jesse: I'm so flattered *Blushes then gets hugged by Brock*
Brock: *Hugging Jesse* Please marry me!
Ash: *Slowly getting away from Misty* Brock you lost your mind!
Jesse: Ewww!! Get away you dumb twerp! *Hits Brock with a malet*
Brock: *Knocked out cold*
Pikachu: *eating some ketchup and enjoying the show*
Misty: Love me Ash LOVE ME!
Ash: *grabs Pikachu and runs for the hills*
Away at the hills....
Ash: Thank goodness!
Pikachu: *crying* Pikapi
Ash: ?
Pikachu: *shows a picture of ketchup (he lost his ketchup!)*
Ash: Oh uh we'll get more.
Pikachu: *happy* Pika! Pikachu! *they run*
Misty: Oh where oh where has my Ash run off to?
TeamRocket: Give us your Pikachu!
Somewhere...
Ash: Peace!
Pikachu: *shows a picture of ketchup*
Ash: I said we'll get some later!
pikachu: *sad*
Ash: Why? Why must my day be ruined, why?
Tracey *pops out of nowhere*: Hey Ash, looking good! Let me sketch you! *takes out his sketchbook*
Ash: What else can go wrong now?
Misty/TeamRocket/Brock: ASH!!
Ash: Please! Hell is better than this!
Misty: Come to me!
Ash: never!
Mew *out of nowhere*: Mew!
Ash: *Freaks out* AHHH! *hits poor mew with a pokeball*
Mew: *Flies away crying* Mmmmeeeeeewwww!!!
Pikachu: Ka chu...
Ash: What do you mean UH-OH?
Pikachu: *points to the sky* PIKA!!!
Ash: .....could my life get any worse?
Mewtwo: HOW DARE YOU HIT MEW YOU FREAKIN PIECE OF TRASH!! *looks very angry*
Ash: *prays* god help me!
Mewtwo: Answer me you good for nothing human!
Ash: Sorry, mister, mighty, all powerful, super, great mewtwo! (^_^)
Mewtwo: *smirks* That's right bow to me!
Ash: *thinks* Maybe this will be better than sleeping with Misty. *Out loud* Save me from Misty! I beg of you!
Misty: Oh Ash please give me a chance! *Tries to kiss him*
Ash: See, look. I'm bowing, I'm BOWING!! *bows*
Mewtwo/mew/pikachu/meowth: *laughing at how sorry he looks*
Ash: Let me die please!
Mewtwo: I'll kill you when I kill you human! Now keep bowing!
Ash: *Bows (poor Ash)* *thinks* I think this is getting worse, bowing to an overgrown cat who hates you but wont kill you.
Mewtwo: What was that?! *looks very very angry*
Ash: Someone who has mercy on me please save me from this torcher!
Brock: I know what you mean Ash. No one will love me! The pain, the pain!
Tracey: Oh my gosh a mew and mewtwo!
Misty: *out of her loving state* you just notice that?
Tracey: I think so. Are they real?
Mewtwo: *shoots a shawdow ball at Tracy* Is that real enough?!!
Tracey: My sketch book... *looks like he's going crazy* I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Mewtwo: 0.0 *gets tackled by Tracy and they start fighting*
Misty: *goes and kisses a life size Ash doll (where is Ash?)*
Teamrocket: Hand over all the pokemon! *no body hears them*
Another place...
Ash: hahahaha I'm a free man pikachu!!!!!!
Pikachu: *holds up a picture of ketcup with an angry look on his face* PIKA!!
Ash: oh yah...
*evil laughter is heard*
Ash/pikachu: 0.0
Voice: pikachu... come to the dark side and get all the ketchup you want...
Pikachu: Pika?
Voice: Really...
*pikachu goes to the dark side*
Ash: NO i'm all ALONE!!
Voice: No you're not...
Ash: who is it?
Voice: its.......
to be continued!